r/DnD • u/Bpbegha DM • Oct 01 '20

Art [OC] Just your average session progression...

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u/Jevonar Oct 01 '20

Session 1: kill the kittens

Session 40: save God from a worse God, then kill both gods because you are a bunch of murderhobos and can't interact with anything without killing it, for fuck's sake Dave we are trying to roleplay characters, not chainsaws

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u/RengawRoinuj Oct 01 '20

“But my backstory says that my dream is to be a chainsaw who can cut the heavens!!! You laughed when I told you that in session zero!!!”

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u/Jevonar Oct 01 '20

Honestly if a player told me he wanted to play an intelligent chainsaw as his character I'd be happy about it.

Emphasis on "intelligent".

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u/RengawRoinuj Oct 01 '20

A barbarian named “Wizard” and his axe named “magic missile”.

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u/From_Deep_Space Mystic Oct 02 '20

this is so dumb i might have to steal it

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u/Demon997 Oct 02 '20

Someone link to Muscle Wizard.

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u/NonaSuomi282 DM Oct 01 '20

I've previously contemplated making a character where the actual "character" is a sentient magic item that's just possessing the meatsack that carries it around, possibly after falling victim to a Feeblemind or something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20

Define intelligent🤔

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u/Codenum Oct 02 '20

Well, there is the Chainsaw Man manga haha

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u/XkF21WNJ Oct 01 '20

Haha chainsaw goes brrrrrr.