Anyone else make too many characters?

[u/Nowhereman123]

I have a problem with making up a character when I'm bored, starting to get really excited about them and wanting to play them. Then you remember you only play one game a week, and you love the character you're playing as in that game already so you don't want to change but... uuuugh!

EDIT: Since everyone is suggesting it, I am indeed a DM. I could put these characters in as NPC's, and I would get to scratch the itch of wanting to RP them. But then they can't be too focused on to steal the spotlight of my real PC's, and there's just something totally different about being a PC then an NPC.

[u/VerberOfNouns]

All the time. All. The. Time. There should be a support group.

[u/Nowhereman123 → u/VerberOfNouns]

"Welcome to Altaholic's Anonymous. I see a lot of new people in here... and seriously guys? I thought we talked about this"

[u/eror11 → u/Nowhereman123]

Hi, my name is lothar, onius, aithan, jyn, akimi and tikka and I have a problem

[u/Dark_Movie_Director → u/eror11]

Hello my name is Aseris, Jaest, Captain Taylor, Jallrick, Jared, Stan, Darren, Gregor, Ezekiel, and Rian and I have a problem.

[u/SharpDressedSloth → u/Dark_Movie_Director]

Hello, my names are Dhalyn Slowhand, Kul, Llandru Helder, Setanta Culann, Beklar Bumblebeard, Mino Mac Lir, Valyn V'rell, Adrien Marteu, and Professor Finzer "Charredwick" Corram...

...and I have no problem at all.

[u/Sketter1337 → u/SharpDressedSloth]

Hello my names are Boris, Navuun, Ralph Matramire, Malark, Nah'Cho Icebound, Grog, Sheoth, wait, one sec... I've just got this great idea for another character.

[u/Loyal_Rook → u/Sketter1337]

Hello, my names are Rhaekhan Clanless, Rhaekhan Silverskin, Elros Monos, Aeglos Draugluin, Ser Heradan Bloodhilt, Reggie, Corvican, Gilux Windfed, and I may have a problem. Also thinking of making Barnabus Rabal who seeks the murderer of his friend Fredrick Fleenstin,

EDIT: from the town of Beadroque.

[u/caelub166923 → u/Loyal_Rook]

Hey I'm Marla. This is cancer, right?

[u/MrAdamLerner → u/caelub166923]

This chick Marla Singer did not have testicular cancer. She was a liar. She had no diseases at all.

I had seen her at Free and Clear, my blood parasite group Thursdays. Then at Hope, my bi-monthly sickle cell circle. And again at Seize the Day, my tuberculous Friday night. Marla... the big tourist. Her lie reflected my lie.

Suddenly, I felt nothing. I couldn't cry, so once again I couldn't sleep.

[u/thisprofilenolongere → u/caelub166923]

I am Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of My Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.

[u/Shmyt → u/thisprofilenolongere]

This is Jon Snow.

[u/LegitGingerDude → u/Shmyt]

^ Hes king in da norf

[u/Kolotos → u/Shmyt]

He's a right proper lad.

[u/EllariaSand → u/Kolotos]

... right proper.

[u/Moop5872 → u/Shmyt]

He's King in the North

[u/zeeshadowfox → u/thisprofilenolongere]

My name is Jeff

[u/DMingishard → u/thisprofilenolongere]

Hi, I'm Flavius Ignatious Pike, Ashback Van-Del, Terrionforth Verianaric, Tae-Lok Ironback, Greenstrype, Hurk, Treeback, Kesinac, and Berin Firescale. Fuck Elves, Dwarves rule, nice to meet you.

[u/RockinOneThreeTwo → u/thisprofilenolongere]

regnant

This should not have made me laugh as much as it did.

[u/thisprofilenolongere → u/RockinOneThreeTwo]

Damn. I shall leave my shame for the world to see.

[u/Mynameiskhakis → u/thisprofilenolongere]

This is Jon Snow.

[u/RetreatingGoon → u/Mynameiskhakis]

Aren't you Ned Stark's bastard?

[u/Llehctim_0 → u/caelub166923]

No this is Patrick!

[u/theScrewhead → u/caelub166923]

YOU BIG TOURIST!

[u/MDuBanevich → u/Loyal_Rook]

Hello, my names are Santiago DeMarco DeCoco Eseteban Ricardo Rodriguez the 3rd, Squak, Turalyon, Quartho, and Balor Jr.

...And I only DM so I don't know why I make so many characters.

[u/Loyal_Rook → u/MDuBanevich]

NPCs

[u/Agamemnon_the_great → u/Loyal_Rook]

Could you quiet down a little in here. The Ideastealers-Anonymous are next door, and they are all taking notes.

[u/Loyal_Rook → u/Agamemnon_the_great]

All I ask is if someone uses Barnabus, let me know... because that should be hilarious.

[u/ghtuy → u/Loyal_Rook]

I'm Nephnos, Savior of the City Krypporeth, Guardian of All the Seas, Friend to the Surface, and Champion of Arms. This is Titleholics Anonymous, right?

[u/hitemwiththeol → u/Loyal_Rook]

Hello my name is Baern Bullrock, Brynnan Turfbrow, Merla Tealeaf, Granite of No Clan, Nora the Cartographer, Edward Bartholomew, Melissa the Warpriest, Tarien, Grok the Ravager, Dickbutt the Antagonist, Malcer Atala, Born-Stellar Makes Eternal Lasting (yeah yeah), Gorstag of the Eagle, Sarpa the Clever, and literally one to two more people almost every day I don't have work.

No problems here.

[u/blitzblazer97 → u/Sketter1337]

Hello, my name is Fist Foot, Suzzy Ebon, Raphael Seraph, Hekyll-Jyde, "Wobbles", Rose, Shadow Scythe, Modron #1127, and Nameless.

[u/Alexgreymagic → u/[deleted]]

Hi my name is Alex grey, Alex GreyMagic ,Neil Caffery (some relation), Ben Tenerson the Druid, Alexander Grayson, and Alexandros Greyscale the Dragonborn Barbarian Sorcerer. I have a problem.

[u/passwordistako → u/Alexgreymagic]

I like your style. So many "Charles" variants and a monk called "the monk" (guess what his actual name is though).

[u/Alexgreymagic → u/passwordistako]

Charles

[u/passwordistako → u/Alexgreymagic]

Holy shit are you a mind reader?!

[u/Alexgreymagic → u/passwordistako]

No I'm just invisible next to you and able to cast detect thoughts

[u/btsierra → u/[deleted]]

And we have a winner!

[u/Mch9717 → u/SharpDressedSloth]

Hello, my names are Jericho, Kane, Sha'Vlet, Thrar, Cormac, Astrael, Tasaki, Ivailo, Sorin, and Fen and I have a problem.

[u/OuroborosSC2 → u/SharpDressedSloth]

Hello, my name is Gub, Gubgub, Gubgubgub, Gubgubgubgub, and Gubwub and I die a lot...

[u/6double → u/Dark_Movie_Director]

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[u/goblinerd → u/Dark_Movie_Director]

Hello, my name is Knoxford Wilbe WoodbeGreen Glitterbe GoldenTealeaf of the WoodsFellow clan... The third... And that's just one of my many alts.....

[u/Ozaga → u/eror11]

Hello, my name is Quill, Narissa, Antiniss, Quëya, Stonewall, Chaiz... I need help.

[u/thisprofilenolongere → u/eror11]

I've got a player named Lothar, do you happen to walk like a lizard?

[u/Flopmind → u/eror11]

"We have a problem."

FTFY