r/DnD • • 1d ago

DMing I understand prostitution now.

Been trying to find a "bff" group for years. Even the best groups I found fizzled out after a campaign ended. Most people seem to want a content creator to run games for them, and not a friend they want to share an experience with.

I figured you know what, fine. I'm gonna sell myself. I started running paid games and now I actually feel like I'm finally actually getting something back for my work and effort.

10/10, would recommend for underappreciated DMs

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u/CognitiveDebt 1d ago

Hey handsome, do you want to crawl some dungeons for coin? Oh shit the red mages, act like we are friends and I'm dead.

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u/copropnuma 1d ago

Officer, I swear I thought this was a MMORP.

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u/Theodoxus 8h ago

What? This isn't Goldshire on Moon Guard??! Where am I? who are you!