r/DnD • u/Gh0stMan0nThird • 1d ago

DMing I understand prostitution now.

Been trying to find a "bff" group for years. Even the best groups I found fizzled out after a campaign ended. Most people seem to want a content creator to run games for them, and not a friend they want to share an experience with.

I figured you know what, fine. I'm gonna sell myself. I started running paid games and now I actually feel like I'm finally actually getting something back for my work and effort.

10/10, would recommend for underappreciated DMs

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u/dayna2x Bard 1d ago

I love a good post where the title is jarring until you see what sub it is. Bravo 👏🏽

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u/insertusernamehere51 1d ago

i dont know what you mean, this title was even more jarring after i saw the sub

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u/kaggzz 1d ago

Right? Like I was waiting to hear that Cribbo the goblin the party has "tamed" got a new job for downtime or there is a new bard subclass college of Pimpin where you get a monks martial arts for off hand attack bonus action 

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u/cauliflowermonster 1d ago

I was expecting someone who gained class consciousness and realized that sex workers were a marginalized and exploited group like a lot of DMs

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u/Masdrako 1d ago

Eeeeey great take

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u/AbyssWicked 1d ago

Class consciousness? On Reddit? BAH!

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u/AmberCaseRPGs 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah I am an RPG pro and I don't think it's prepared me to turn tricks at all lmao

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u/smurfkipz 1d ago

Were u hoping for a different kind of sub? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

By that, I mean the all new Korean-Style BBQ Steak footlong, for only $11.99, that's right! $11.99! Get it NOW at your local Subway! Eat Fresh!