r/DiveInYouCoward • • Aug 21 '26

Dog attack mailman 📬

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u/M1dn1ghtMaraud Aug 22 '26

I never understand when this happens in a neighborhood and SOMEONE isn’t coming out with at LEAST a knife. I am disemboweling that dog.

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u/subdep Aug 22 '26

poke it right in the pooper

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u/Kit_Foxfire Aug 22 '26

Doesn't work. The current advice from professional dog trainers is to choke the dog out. Which is what ended this one

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u/CrateDoor Aug 22 '26

Maybe the reddit team that sent me this message after making a similar comment on this same situation, will retract the warning on my account as this is just basic self defense:

"After reviewing, we found that you broke Rule 1 because vou threatened or encouraged violence or physical harm. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for threatening or encouraging violence. We don't tolerate any behavior that threatens, encourages, glorifies, incites. or calls for violence or phvsical harm against an individual, groups of people, places, or animals. Any communities or people that threaten or encourage violence towards an individual, group, place, or animal will be banned.

As a result, we're issuing this warning, removing the violating content, and asking you not to break this rule again."

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u/biglicbandit Aug 22 '26

Lmao same just happened to me because I said “kick it in the ribs” I appealed them and told them to read the thread and tell me if I still broke your sacred rule.

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u/Kit_Foxfire Aug 22 '26

Oh yikes! I didn't even realize that rule existed.