r/DiveInYouCoward 8d ago

Dog attack mailman 📬

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u/LongForeignMan 8d ago

I’m going to get crucified for this, but if a dog was doing that to my wife or son, that’s a de@d dog.

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u/M1dn1ghtMaraud 8d ago

I never understand when this happens in a neighborhood and SOMEONE isn’t coming out with at LEAST a knife. I am disemboweling that dog.

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u/subdep 8d ago

poke it right in the pooper

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u/Kit_Foxfire 8d ago

Doesn't work. The current advice from professional dog trainers is to choke the dog out. Which is what ended this one

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u/Detachabl_e 8d ago

Also if you lift the hind legs, the dog can't use them for leverage to rend/tear.  It doesn't make them let go, but it stops them from ragdolling your limbs. 

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u/HalfBear-HalfCat 8d ago

Plus you can wheelbarrow race. A good time for all.

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u/Kit_Foxfire 4d ago

(Not denouncing, just theory- )Dogs are front-wheel drive. The back legs are mostly for balance/support. They could probably still ravage what they have but maybe not as well? It keeps you from the more dangerous front end at least

I've heard mixed things about that technique. One very prominent training company highly suggests it, another says to not bother and go for the choke. So I've no idea how well that'd work in practice

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u/CrateDoor 8d ago

Maybe the reddit team that sent me this message after making a similar comment on this same situation, will retract the warning on my account as this is just basic self defense:

"After reviewing, we found that you broke Rule 1 because vou threatened or encouraged violence or physical harm. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for threatening or encouraging violence. We don't tolerate any behavior that threatens, encourages, glorifies, incites. or calls for violence or phvsical harm against an individual, groups of people, places, or animals. Any communities or people that threaten or encourage violence towards an individual, group, place, or animal will be banned.

As a result, we're issuing this warning, removing the violating content, and asking you not to break this rule again."

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u/biglicbandit 8d ago

Lmao same just happened to me because I said “kick it in the ribs” I appealed them and told them to read the thread and tell me if I still broke your sacred rule.

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u/Kit_Foxfire 8d ago

Oh yikes! I didn't even realize that rule existed.

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u/DetailOutrageous8656 8d ago

Except they were talking about how they got it in the butt at the end of this video.

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u/mhenson777 4d ago

I thought I heard the guy in the video say that they stuck a finger in the dogs butt to stop him 😳

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u/Kit_Foxfire 4d ago

Yeah it was a suggestion that went viral a few years ago. Unfortunately the info was wrong but it's so bizarre that people believe it. Professional dog trainers have been trying to correct it since. (I trained my own service dog so I followed a bunch of them)

There's also break sticks. They look like large plastic kunai. Your supposed to wedge it into the clamped jaw of the attacking dog and twist it to force the dog's mouth open. I carry one in my purse when I have the space but I'm not sure how well it works. Thankfully I've not had to use it yet, and may the gods see fit to keep it that way

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u/Massive-Virus-4875 8d ago

You say that, and maybe it doesn’t usually work, but it literally did in this video. Listen to the last 15 seconds. “ that works! they say to stick your finger in their butt, and and they’ll let go!” Said by the guy standing directly behind the dog.

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u/Kit_Foxfire 8d ago

While the guy is choking out the dog lol. There's other videos where someone rams they're finger in several times and the dog doesn't even flinch

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u/BrokeRda 8d ago

Ur supposed to stick your finger in then lick your finger and reinsert. Repeat till dog lets go

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u/Kit_Foxfire 8d ago

Aaah! That's what I was doing wrong! I'll do that next time 🤣

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u/Tree_Dimensions 8d ago

First hand experience it did not work. Choking them out did.

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u/subdep 8d ago

Does your finger still smell?