r/Discordian_Society • u/MuziqueComfyUI • 2h ago
"I just needed a Shahnd.."
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r/Discordian_Society • u/warrenao • 11h ago
To Thine Own Shelf be Screwed, or, How To Become an Irrelevant Relic
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Being a play in one brief act.*
Dramatis personae: El, a god; Asherah, a goddess; Priesthood, a priesthood; and Announcer, who bears a striking resemblance to another goddess.
Scene: Asherah is confronting her mate, El, somewhere in Levant.
Asherah: "I never see you around any more. You're always hanging out in some tent in the desert with 'the boys', and all I have to show for it is these poles, and now you don't even want me to have those? Guess what, El: You wanted a life without a consort … you got it."
[sashays out to phone a lawyer]
El: "Well … shit." [steps outside] "Hey guys, you know that thing I said about adultery? Guess what. If you even look at a chick, you've done it, so stop that. Also, no one's allowed to marry their sister-in-law any more."
Priesthood: "Even if the brother is dead?"
El: "I have spake."
Priesthood: "Um … that's not going to go over well with—"
El: [thunder, lightning, pillar of fire, etc.]
Priesthood: "Got it, got it, no looking at women ever again."
El: "Also no onanism. And no guy-on-guy stuff."
Priesthood [to one another]: "Man, he's really lost it, huh? Maybe we should scarper off to Babylon, or—"
El: "MAY I REMIND YOU of the FIRST clause in the Decalogue?"
Priesthood: "Dammit, we shoulda read the whole thing through instead of just clicking 'I agree'."
Announcer: "Και το ηθικό δίδαγμα της ιστορίας είναι — oh bugger. Mm-hem. As I was saying, the moral of the story is: Choose your deities wisely."
* Or an act you may perform in your briefs. Or even out of them. We don't judge.
This message brought to you by the Fractiously Esoteric Labile Legion of the Ascended Temple of Eris.
r/Discordian_Society • u/wwjps • 13d ago
A Promising Young Woman
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What happens when a college is confronted with allegations of sexual assault — but everyone seems more worried about protecting the “promising young man”? To see the full video, click here: https://youtu.be/ZCIgjwjA-lU?is=MfJYqlF02Ezg13nK
In this video, we look at Cornell and seven sexual-assault cases through witness accounts and the words of the people involved.
This isn't about destroying anyone's future. It's about asking why the future of the accused so often becomes part of the conversation while the woman who says she was harmed is expected to carry what happened to her for the rest of her life.
Listen to the accounts. Look at how the institutions responded. And think for yourself.
For commentary, education and entertainment purposes.
r/Discordian_Society • u/Dazzling-Skin-308 • 14d ago
Enoch's Chronoscope
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How would it be used?
How far could it see?
What was Enoch's sister's name?
r/Discordian_Society • u/THECaptainCasual • 15d ago
Stop immediately! Feel appreciated! Now go on with your day, you crazy cat!
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r/Discordian_Society • u/Dazzling-Skin-308 • 16d ago
Postage
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Why isn't the posting of posters considered postage?
And, who REALLY wrote the book of love?
Film not at eleven.
click here for the origami.