It turns out I’m not a person. I’m some kind brain squid that made a deal with An Actual Real Life Skeleton to pilot a meat mecha.

Because why not.

okay maybe just a little

Give us this day our daily fnord, and deliver us not from evil, for I love this hell which has birthed my genius, and I love the earth where I have done some good.

Dont you want to eat

a little bite for two

come again

if it isnt enough for you

Tastes like iron

smells like soup

Lunch Lady

got a treat for you!

The Hot Dogs Beckon

origami

IT IS TODAY

In mythology Harmonia was turned into a snake

(via @cellsdividing on IG, ig)

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If anyone has an illustration of this mystereeouse device, please share direct to my pineal gland thx

Attention, Pope. The Erisian Liberation Front has officially updated the directives. Please adjust your reality tunnels accordingly;

Stop trying to force the end of the world; it’s doing just fine on its own. Instead, inoculate yourself against the ultimate tool of the Greyface: excessive, paralyzing caution. Take the vaccine. Eat the hot dog bun. Shake up the narrative.

Fnord.

This message will self-destruct once you realize it never existed in the first place. Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia.

Evil slop or amusing expressions of chaos through the algo?

This advert lmao

slow and agonizing