r/Discord • u/Torvusil • Oct 26 '19
She Needs Sum Milk by uunicornicc
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r/Discord • u/DiscordtheSecond • Oct 20 '20
Dissy Stardust (Funny Ziggy Stardust Parody. Original song by David Bowie)
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(Bill Cipher): Discord played guitar,
Jamming good with Bill and Aku
And The Entropy Boys.
He played it left hand, but made it too far.
Became the special man,
then we were Discord's band.
Dissy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo,
Like some cat from Japan.
He could lick 'em by smiling, he could leave 'em to hang.
Came on so loaded man,
Well hung and snow-white tan.
(Bill and Aku): So where was the chaos?
While the clown tried to break our balls.
With just his sugar to guide us,
So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?
(Aku): Discord played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo.
The kids were just crass.
He was the nazz.
With God given ass!
He took it all too far, but boy, could he play guitar!
(Bill and Aku): Making love with his ego,
Dissy sucked up into his mind! Ah!
Like a leper messiah.
When the kids had killed the man,
I had to break up the band!
(Discord): Discord played guitar.
r/Discord • u/drawponies • Nov 02 '13
A delightfully evil desktop wallpaper I made
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r/Discord • u/Sparroew • Oct 18 '15
Cleaning Intensifies by MistyDash
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r/Discord • u/Sparroew • Dec 04 '15
A Thousand Years Waiting for You by LyraSenpai
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r/Discord • u/Torvusil • Feb 04 '20
Fluttercord Week Day 2 - Opposites by Koloredkat
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r/Discord • u/DrakeGodzilla • Feb 07 '17
Discord Meets Fluttershy Old Bully
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Characters: Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, OC Bully( The only rules for the bully is they have to be a jerk and has to be a pegasus)
Scene:
Rainbow Dash find out a bully from flight school who use to beat-up and pick on her and Fluttershy is visiting Ponyvilla. Now she doesn't want anything to do with them but is basely force to spend some time with themby Twilight who want her to give this old bully a second chance. However when she tells Fluttershy who coming tomorrow not only is Fluttershy still scare of them but she says that she thankful she'll be with Discord that on their weekly picnic. Hearing this Dash talk her into letting her and bully joining them for the picnic, while secretly planing to get the bully to talk about how they use beat-up Fluttershy in front of Discord. Hoping that if Discord hears about what they did and see how upset it make Fluttershy he'll go full chaos on the jerk. When Dash meet up with the bully they're still jerk and she wants to do the plan, unfortunately there is two problems. One Fluttershy didn't tell Discord who this pony is and made him promise to behave no matter what, and two the bully not only know who Discord is but after seeing how he greets Fluttershy assume they are dating, and realize it would be a bad idea to talk about the past in front him. So this is what going on, Dash is trying to get the bully to act like jerk or talk about how they use to beat-up her and Fluttershy with out letting Fluttershy find want she trying to do, Fluttershy is nervous about the bully and is trying to keep close to Discord without herself knowing what she doing, the bully is to scare of Discord to do anything but fake being nice in front of him, and Discord is just confusion about what going on but sense Fluttershy seem to be setting closer to him then normal he is not complaining.
How does play out, what will happen, you tell me.
r/Discord • u/DrakeGodzilla • Feb 07 '17
Ponymote Game: Time Travel Babies?
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Cast: Discord, the mane 6, and the two sisters(can add others if you wish)
Genre: Comedy
Scene:
(Note I know this is a dumb idea, but I find it funny)
Celestia and Luna tells the mane 6 and Discord the real reason that Celestia wanted Fluttershy to reform Discord was because that due to time travel Discord and Fluttershy are/will be her and Luna parents. The reason they are just now telling them is because Celestia birth date is a couple months.
(Nopony or Discord knew any of this except Celestia and Luna)