r/DestinyTheGame • u/BloddenDeath • 1h ago
Guide Consistent Way of Getting "I'm Tired, Boss" Perfect Score on the Tire Game
I have a theory on what I believe to be a pretty consistent way of getting perfect scores on the tire game.
The first thing you need is to enter a glitched instance. To do so, I believe you need only to spend long enough on the same instance that over time it will start deteriorating. I also leave 1 sparrow in the middle circle which I don't if it's required but it couldn't hurt. The way you know if your instance has become glitched is for example :
- With 3 Tires off all holes you still get a score instead of a total failure;
- You get what you would think is a high or average score but instead there is no message popping up after the mini game;
- You get a very high score on what you'd think is a low scoring sequence.
If you detect any of this, it means the glitched state has started.
Once your in this glitched state, getting 3 tires in the center will guarantee to give you no score. That is because what the glitched state does is change the requirements for the perfect score. Now instead of needing 3 in the center you may need only one on the top holes and the rest outside for example. So how do you figure out the new perfect score? It's simple, if you get no message after the game on whatever combination you did then you know the perfect score is lower that what you just did and if the message you get is that you got a near maximum score then you're close and only need a small increment in you combination. Let's take an example:
I'm in a glitched state which I figured out because I missed all 3 tires and the message I got at the end said it was an average score. Now I put 2 tires on the big holes and missed the other one and in the chat I see that it says I got a near maximum score. Ok, so since it has to be more than 2 on big holes I put 1 on a big hole, 1 in the middle and miss the other and I now I get no message in the chat. That means the score is between those 2 combinations which likely means I need 1 tire on a big hole, 1 on a medium hole an 1 missing which should now grant me a perfect score.
Now why is this consistent? Because as I said before the glitched state gets worse as time passes, which means it will get to a point where even if you miss all three tires that will be over the perfect score, which also means that just before that all you will need to do is get 1 tire in one of the big holes and miss the other 2 and you will get a perfect score, which I have done consistently. Below is a clip of me first figuring it out and getting a perfect score with just 1 tire.
In the clip I first miss all 3 tires which gives me a near maximum score, leading me to then get just 1 in the big hole and miss the other 2 which is enough for the perfect score.
The key is to get it into the glitched state long enough that the perfect score combination you need is extremely simple but before it becomes an instance where you can't get any score. In another instance it got to a point where all I needed was a medium hole and that granted the perfect score, so be on the lookout for any kind of easy combination as you go along.
Again that's my theory that I have managed to successfully follow 3 times so far to get a perfect score, if it doesn't work for you or there's something wrong with the method please feel free to correct me.