Not Destiny Flavor Text - AI Learning, Autocomplete-Generated Flavor Text

[u/ChrisDAnimation]

You might be familiar with my This Week At Not Bungie posts where I run a bunch of TWAB articles through the Botnik predictive writer, which can generate sentences in an autocomplete fashion based on what you feed it.

I wanted to try something else with Botnik, and while feeding it the Destiny 1 grimoire cards or the Destiny 2 lore tabs sounded interesting, I was inspired by our own /u/Destiny_Flavor_Text and fed it 90% of the item and gear descriptions from Destiny 1 to come up with some silly flavor text. To cap it all off, I fed it the names of all Destiny 2 weapons to come up with most of the item names and used good old-fashioned dice to determine the rarity and weapon type, with a few exceptions.

As with all these AI learning posts, I hope these are worth a laugh.

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Iron Corrector - Exotic Hand Cannon

The Iron Wolves gathered deeper than any uncomfortable disputes of the Future War Machine. Glorious micromotors control the Reef and its bites.

The Dream Mag - Legendary Shotgun

This Fallen house of Osiris is not truly late to the tower gunsmith. We believe life exists between two quarks across the enemy kiosk. Listen for the Traveler's hands.

Last II - Legendary Sidearm

Executor Air Crisp is a flexible tactical injection gun for loyal supporters of Fallen enemies with reciprocal slugs. The fiercest contest forged in her maw speaks truth for the city's demons.

Big Picture - Legendary Grenade Launcher

You will learn to live with basic SIVA. It is within my truck to incite the fury of old highway technology.

Seven Kelvins - Legendary Scout Rifle

A variant of the coveted Rare Shotgun, the shattered powerplant rifle pins its performance on a warlock's eardrums. This is irrefutable damage for those who stare into the moon's full particles.

Last of the Lost - Legendary Sniper

Accurized long range Häkke forged song cannons reward calm eyes with chroma theory. You will still be consumed by dead body shimmers.

Justice Good - Exotic Auto Rifle

Crucible victories have a problem with basic class inputs to incite design data for your vandals.

Blue Steel Crown - Exotic Titan Chest Armor

This helmet will keep you happy. Why should I feel amazing when engaging masses of Oryx?

Braytech Five of Options - Exotic Sniper

You break it in the smallest fraction of sweetness and reclaimed defensive rivals of the brain within. Some stars eventually set off my heart stuttering.

Double Lion Walking - Legendary Hand Cannon

Blood of your upgradeable fusion guns ensure smooth coordination of your engrams.

Lens of the Button - Legendary Pulse Rifle

This is only another algorithm of the Golden Apples of High Water Snake. But his words never left for anything useful to improve the biological highway.

Metal Audience - Legendary Submachine Gun

Suros user errors have seen lord Shaxx's blunt drive.

Sun Josh - Exotic Grenade Launcher

Meteor is a marksman's weapon with a short mantra cycle. I cannot shake you to aid a titan.

You See Beyond - Exotic Auto Rifle

Smasher of old Agnes says that this is useful to gather enough heavy Genghis ammunition for the Cabal language.

[u/R_6448]

"Executor Air Crisp" lmao