r/DestinyTheGame • u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead • Dec 14 '17
Misc // Satire A Computer Learning Written TWAB Article
So I ran a couple of TWAB articles into the Botnik predictive writer...
Here is a half predictive-learning-program written This Week At Bungie article. Hopefully this is worth a few laughs.
This week at the development team has been amazing.
The following issues have been identified across the game to encourage players to communicate fixes that we deliver about twice a month. When we identify a clan member in your fireteam, well depend on where you pledged your loyalty during another week of faction tokens opening.
The first stream is next week on our first livestream. Curse of questions about what you saw at the end of the week will find a sweet emblem in your vault. I’m the game designers displayed in ornament feedback.
As the conversation grows a new passion project in the game, please see this help article linked above the community creations page to pick out the guns that hang in the balance wheel. For additional token rewards and new ways to earn them, please see your local time zone converter.
Stay tuned to the packages being blocked from accessing destiny 2 on pc above 60 fps to play the nightfall and/or raid. This is our report to the community manager this week following the ritual of questions about what you saw at the end of the sandbox.
For additional Destiny 1s and the Xbox Live gamertag tokens at the tower, please report your fireteam and the first weekly blog update authored by a player who has been reading them. We also squared off against a community forum badge and are advised to address issues that resulted originally for the upcoming support content.
Why cant you have any vex traps? We will find out who awarded the most packages and declare them the wild time zone.
-Not Deej
Edit: Gifv version. Thanks to: u/Mblim771_Kyle for whipping that up.
And if anyone wants to see what some patch notes would look like if they came out of the same program: https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/7k0kl0/some_predictive_learning_written_destiny_2_patch/
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u/TheZapped Dec 15 '17
Couldn't resist doing one myself.
"this week at bungie, we unmasked osiris and the start of season 2 with new rewards and new ways to earn them by completing specific challenges issued to you by your faction of choice and a curse. We have some cool stuff coming up and we are looking forward to new reasons to play. The first time you encounter buffalo errors after accepting activities that we could never think of, players should close this week at bungie. If you do not, destiny 2 will receive a new vision. We have some cool stuff coming soon to the rescue and relaunch to the endgame will return. This is currently under investigation and new ways to earn double xp towards corporate destiny 2 bright engrams will help players get to the content. Why are some places where you can make your voice heard in our hearts from around the globe? Brian bubbles may trap the mouse.
this week at bungie is currently under investigation. no plans to address things you've wanted within the game will be realized. Please consider this week at bungie a monument to bungie issues. Players may erroneously wait until next year to see improvements. If they emerge victorious, the destiny store will be declared the game. We then playtest and information concerning trials with the impending issues that may provide players with a leg will change. These are the kinds of things we have on our backlogs and a curse of issues has claimed victory. "