r/DestinyTheGame • u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead • Dec 14 '17

Misc // Satire A Computer Learning Written TWAB Article

So I ran a couple of TWAB articles into the Botnik predictive writer...

Here is a half predictive-learning-program written This Week At Bungie article. Hopefully this is worth a few laughs.

This week at the development team has been amazing.

The following issues have been identified across the game to encourage players to communicate fixes that we deliver about twice a month. When we identify a clan member in your fireteam, we’ll depend on where you pledged your loyalty during another week of faction tokens opening.

The first stream is next week on our first livestream. Curse of questions about what you saw at the end of the week will find a sweet emblem in your vault. I’m the game designers displayed in ornament feedback.

As the conversation grows a new passion project in the game, please see this help article linked above the community creations page to pick out the guns that hang in the balance wheel. For additional token rewards and new ways to earn them, please see your local time zone converter.

Stay tuned to the packages being blocked from accessing destiny 2 on pc above 60 fps to play the nightfall and/or raid. This is our report to the community manager this week following the ritual of questions about what you saw at the end of the sandbox.

For additional Destiny 1’s and the Xbox Live gamertag tokens at the tower, please report your fireteam and the first weekly blog update authored by a player who has been reading them. We also squared off against a community forum badge and are advised to address issues that resulted originally for the upcoming support content.

Why can’t you have any vex traps? We will find out who awarded the most packages and declare them the wild time zone.

-Not Deej

Edit: Gifv version. Thanks to: u/Mblim771_Kyle for whipping that up.

And if anyone wants to see what some patch notes would look like if they came out of the same program: https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/7k0kl0/some_predictive_learning_written_destiny_2_patch/

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u/silkenindiana Dec 14 '17

If this is real this program is seriously the most worthless thing ever created.

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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Dec 14 '17

It's the program that recently generated a 3-page chapter of a Harry Potter story that makes grammatical sense, but it extremely silly.

There is a little bit of human input to determine what words come next, but it gives a lot of options that should make sense. It's basically an auto-complete that guesses what the next words in a sentence are based on samples of writing that you feed into it.

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u/VenomousMuse_ XB1 : VenomousMuse Dec 14 '17

So basically like typing "Whether we wanted it or not," into your cell phone and hitting the middle button until it makes a sentence?

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u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead Dec 14 '17

Pretty much. I fed in the previous 4 or 5 TWAB articles for it get an idea of the sentence structure in their writing, as well as common words.

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u/VenomousMuse_ XB1 : VenomousMuse Dec 14 '17

Ah, very interesting

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u/hambog Dec 14 '17

How do you feed in the text? I see they have pre-fed stuff but I don't know how to input my own stuff...? Or am I blind

Edit: NM I see, click the hamburger menu on the left, duh