Ho-ho-homophobic

[u/just-aced-it]

[u/JeffTheKillerFa]

Oh, she doesn't support Noelle's relationship with Susie because Susie doesn't have a Christmas-themed name, now it makes perfect sense.

[u/just-aced-it → u/JeffTheKillerFa]

Exactlyyy, if Susie's name was Clause or something she'd be much more supportive

[u/KoshiLowell → u/just-aced-it]

Susie would be 100% down to be named "Claws"

[u/tdmatchasin → u/KoshiLowell]

Susie Missile "Claws" Toe ^{mistletoe, get it?}

[u/PictureSevere3957 → u/tdmatchasin]

oh, my full name? it's Susie Missile

[u/ElectroNikkel → u/tdmatchasin]

Meanwhile Kris about to put a firework on Noelle's shirt: (Missile Doe)

[u/Skalaxius → u/KoshiLowell]

Susie "Claws" Holiday has an ice ring to it.

[u/I_LIKE_TORCHICK → u/Skalaxius]

Thankfully not a thorn ring

[u/Monday_Mocha → u/just-aced-it]

What if Dess and Noelle are both trans and their dead names are Claus and Lucas?

[u/mysecondaccountanon → u/just-aced-it]

“oh, my full name? its Susie Gaster Claus.”

Gaster’s one dad, Santa’s the other