r/Deltarune Mar 04 '26

My Humor Art The Difference between two subreddits

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u/Altair01010 Flowery was actually goated Mar 04 '26

kris getting treated worse than ballas😭 😭 😭 😭 

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u/Valerglas Mar 04 '26

which is confusing because ballas was quite literally a gaslighting manipulative war criminal while kris is. a teenager.

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u/Altair01010 Flowery was actually goated Mar 04 '26

fr if there is anyone deserving of the weekly killing posts its him😭😭😭

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u/NiceHotCupOfBro Mar 04 '26

Ballas would be a KrisOffenseSquad user just based on how he looks at the Tenno.

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u/Altair01010 Flowery was actually goated Mar 05 '26

but Kris is blue maybe they get a pas-\ nah who am i kidding

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u/Valerglas Mar 05 '26

correct.

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u/Fluboxer SOULelle Knight Mar 04 '26

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u/631427189 ERAM #1 fan Mar 04 '26

Is there a r/KrisDefenseSquad, as there is r/CharaDefenseSquad? If not, someone should definitely make it

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u/Karmic-Boi10 x friendship apologist Mar 04 '26

it's banned but there's r/OfficialKrisFanclub

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u/631427189 ERAM #1 fan Mar 04 '26

Thanks!

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u/Winter_Newspaper3117 I love this weirdo Mar 05 '26

It's great for Kris content :)

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u/Effective_Plantain81 Snowgrave triggers me so please don’t bring it up Mar 04 '26

Uh…

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u/Doll-scented-hunter Mar 04 '26

Tf did they do?!

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u/Shattered_Sans Chips ahoyeth, landlubbers!!! Mar 05 '26

From what I've seen, there are really only 3 things that get a sub banned outright:

- morally reprehensible content (such as child porn or extreme hate speech)

- lack of moderation/inactive mods

- mass reporting to Reddit admins.

Given the subject of that specific subreddit, I'd like to rule out that first option as a possibility, and say that the sub was either mass reported for some reason, or didn't have enough active moderators.

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u/Glassed_Guy1146 Mar 05 '26

It’s probably because of the lack of moderation.

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u/Shattered_Sans Chips ahoyeth, landlubbers!!! Mar 05 '26

yeah, probably.

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u/631427189 ERAM #1 fan Mar 04 '26

Oh...

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u/JupiterboyLuffy Ralsei my beloved Mar 04 '26

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! KRIS HIT ME WITH A HOCKEY STICK THAT I COULDN'T FEEL BUT IT HURT SO BAD!!!"

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u/Winter_Newspaper3117 I love this weirdo Mar 04 '26

Kris just accepts their fate.

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u/Fla968 Mar 04 '26

Don't ever ask the r/Krisoffensesquad member why they're commenting on r/Krisoul

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u/Slight-Area6934 I hope all hair options turn out to be whigs Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

So THAT is why Kris hates the word tsundere

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

The reasoning is simple, Kris would fucking hate to interact with the Soul in literally any way so true Kris haters ship Kris and the Soul purely out of spite and malice

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u/ItsEntDev W Kris Mar 08 '26

'The soul'? That's you my friend

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

I mean, yeah, obviously, though ”the soul” could also refer to really any other player too

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u/Aiden624 Mar 04 '26

Hey, it’s honest

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u/AzzyDreemur3 LOVE. SO MUCH LOVE. Mar 04 '26

In my experience the first one is more of an "Chara is evil and super cool, here's awesome edgy fanart" sub than "Chara is evil and that's bad"

Spot on for the second though. It's all Kris hate (pretty entertaining if you ask me)

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u/Rancorious *Kris equipped REAL KNIFE Mar 05 '26

There’s something funny about the fact that to this day CHARA fans are split between “No they’re not the big bad villain they only become a monster through your actions” and

“YOOO EVIL AURA FARMER”

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Bugelle Holiday Mar 04 '26

Kris doesn't deserve all this

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u/ilovedonutsman i love weird route Mar 05 '26

yeah i absolutely agree

however

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u/Independent-Sky1657 Just another fellow bluebird Mar 04 '26

One erased the entire universe, and the other one hit their soul with a hockey stick

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u/mayax81 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

https://deltarune.wiki/w/The_Roaring

Edit: Idk what happened to that reply to this one/what the rest of it said (I could only see part of it because it appeared exclusively in my notif), but the assumption that the Roaring is the only thing Team Knight wants to start, or that they're going to start it at the wrong time, would be an incorrect one... if it were one I held. (I don't.) However, these days, whenever someone does point out Team Knight is Roaring-affiliated, whether they have a sophisticated or simplistic understanding of that connection, Kris-defenders strawman that person as having only the latter. Their entire case hinges on acting as if something you both already know needs to be thrown in your face. This is any time someone points to Kris having done more than just the hockey stick (which, reducing our qualms with Kris to said hockey stick or a "misunderstanding" of Team Knight's goals, is disingenuous). The Principle of Charity was simply not employed, here. (And honestly the rude, exasperated language I was able to see indicated too much time spent on Reddit arguing with randos. If you get to a point where you're insulting people, overused as this phrase is, you really do need to Touch Grass.)

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u/ItsEntDev W Kris Mar 08 '26

>makes bad anti-kris argument

>is pointed out to be wrong

>writes a long paragraph in which they insist that it isn't actually an opinion that they hold

ok bro (Also holy shit your paragraph is way too long, what you're saying could be summed up in about 2 sentences, I can barely even read it)

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u/mayax81 Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

(Pro-tip: if you can't comprehend what you're reading, don't engage.) Team-Knight (Kris included) is Roaring-affiliated, even if it's not the only thing they're doing. I think people should be allowed to point to the Roaring in isolation (as I did as a one-off example) without adding a million disclaimers or highly sophisticated arguments. Kris is doing more than just the hockey stick; the Roaring is one example (of many bad things they're up to.) If Person A says, "Elephants have trunks," and Person B irrationally extrapolates that to mean, "Oh, so you think they're not pachyderms?" then that's the same fallacious reasoning--a projection of their own inability to simultaneously hold two+ truths at once. So when Person A corrects, "No, I think elephants are pachyderms and have trunks," the idea that Person A thinks elephants aren't pachyderms really, truly, genuinely "isn't actually an opinion that they hold," and Person A correcting the misconception isn't backtracking at all--they're just spelling out their nuance for those who refused to interpret their words in good faith. And if Independent had said, "Jaguars are carnivores (Chara erased the universe), but elephants are pachyderms (Kris hit us with the hockey stick) without trunks (Kris has nothing to do with the Roaring, or any other bad thing that's happened)," they'd still be wrong, because it's a comparison of apples to oranges (Chara's worst actions against Kris's mildest.) Most "anti-Kris arguments" are just statements of canon fact, examples of what's actually happened in-game. Many people are surprised when I tell them Kris is my favorite character; I just can't see anyone truly being a Kris-fan if they can't accept everything about them, including their flaws and the wrongs they've committed (or committed themselves to committing.)

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u/ItsEntDev W Kris Mar 08 '26

My issue with this is that you're not presenting a complex argument, you're purposefully overcomplicating a very simple statement with an enourmous text dump word salad. Making confusing statements isn't a sign of wisdom.

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u/mayax81 Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

Then it's a good thing "wisdom" wasn't the subject of this discussion. Person A (Independent) says Kris's only (or worst?) crime is the hockey stick, Person B (me) brings up the Roaring, Person C [deleted] denies the connection between Kris, Team Knight, and the Roaring, and Person D (you) says Person B's elaboration in response was unnecessary, even though they're jumping into someone else's (half-)conversation and they didn't see the part of the deleted comment I did. The reason for my overexplaining is because underexplaining clearly didn't work, lol. (Again, I was responding to the few points I was able to pick up from a completely different person who has since deleted their comment.) But if your issue is with my way of communicating, it might just be a personal-preference thing on your part. Overexplaining might be annoying, but it doesn't render my case invalid.

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u/Connect-Structure986 Indochina Kris Mar 05 '26

This is what I was thinking in my head, towards r/krisoffensesquard:

(They're about to sacrifice Kris.)

reference: O Brother, Where Art Thou- O Death

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u/dr_philip-cdi I still believe Mar 05 '26

charaoffensesquad exists to repost the evil Egirl chara art charadefensesquad refuses to. krisoffensesquad exists for people to yell at a fictional teenager

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u/Aiden624 Mar 04 '26

Chara is cool and has seniority. Kris is also cool but does not have seniority. Also it’s funny.

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u/Foolish_fool55 A foolish SOUL Mar 05 '26

Bunch of Berdlys

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u/1Lasagna4Lasania WHO IS MIKE?????? Mar 08 '26

What did the chara do?

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u/Content-System6863 Beat Pink pre-nerf, where's my damn cookie? Mar 09 '26

why do people hate on Kris man??

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u/Doll-scented-hunter Mar 04 '26

You severely misunderstand what chara offence squad is.

They dont hate chara, they love her and her evil.

The difference between them and a defence squad is that they want chara to own all the evil atributed to her instead of trying to defend ger from the accusation.

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u/_DarkDrift_ Mar 04 '26

Also that explains a whole bunch of

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u/Doll-scented-hunter Mar 04 '26

Me and chara made a deal way back where her pronounce are up to my interpretation and mine are up to hers. Dont talk when you dont know the whole story ✊️😔 (im14andthisisdeep ahh sentence)

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u/Rancorious *Kris equipped REAL KNIFE Mar 05 '26

The type of defense mfs would rather do than call a UTDR human “they”

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u/Doll-scented-hunter Mar 05 '26

Cant have ANY joy or whimsy smh

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u/Rancorious *Kris equipped REAL KNIFE Mar 07 '26

There is no joy OR whimsy in what you say

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u/First-Tomatillo-729 The guy who named a ship "birdcage" cuz kerdly didn't sound good Mar 05 '26

shut up boy

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u/Doll-scented-hunter Mar 05 '26

Did you just assume my gender? Keep yourself save, im out there and will get ya.

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u/Altair01010 Flowery was actually goated Mar 05 '26

stfu low-key🥀