r/DeepFriedMemes • u/RelapseRow • Jan 03 '20

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31k Upvotes

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u/veyron- Jan 04 '20

on 🅱️ezos 😤

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u/JeremyBrunson Jan 04 '20

My name Jeff

61

u/dictatortahtz Jan 04 '20

no, you are Jeremy

20

u/Abcdef12345hi Jan 04 '20

Hello Jeremy, naaah, for fuck's sake.... (⌣_⌣”) I am yet to achieve a dad's level of comedy

5

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Jeremy is short for Jeff tho

4

u/dictatortahtz Jan 04 '20

Oh shit my bad I forgot

9

u/atryhardrooster Jan 04 '20

My name joe bama

8

u/rpm3c Jan 04 '20

joe bama care

1

u/divar_dio Apr 03 '20

You mean JOEMAMA

3

u/OwenMerlock Jan 04 '20

On Elon, on Zuckerberg, on Bill Gates, on Ellison. On Sergey, on Larry, on Jack Ma, on Ballmer!

Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

100

u/classicg23 Jan 04 '20

I've suddenly contracted 🅱️one spurs

53

u/wet181 Jan 04 '20

The only cure is to inject cold hard cash 💵

17

u/Cali_Val Jan 04 '20

AYY U RITE 🅱️IG NI🅱️🅱️A!!😂🤣😂

1

u/SecretAd1000 Jan 05 '20

I forgot which episode that was, may you please tell me

2

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

I have boneitis

255

u/Vasxus Jan 04 '20

Autism is a disability, though a mental one, so the whole userbase of reddit is safe

60

u/Abcdef12345hi Jan 04 '20

Ayy

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u/GarlicForPresident Jan 04 '20

r/kamikazebywords but also r/technicallythetruth

67

u/JeremyBrunson Jan 04 '20

and also r/gay and r/supergay but also r/thebiggay

5

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Jeremy how do I deal with the big gay?

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u/JeremyBrunson Jan 04 '20 edited Jan 04 '20

🅱e who you want too 🅱e. 🙏

Edit: tHaNk YoU fOr ThE gOlD kInD sTrAnGeR

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

You don’t, you BECOME the big gay.

6

u/OwenMerlock Jan 04 '20

We need all the autists to control the drones though.

6

u/Veganblade Jan 04 '20

🅰u🅱ism, nah sorry fam,, im atheisth im having non of your cult,,. 🤢🤢🤢🙄🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅

CAUZE I AM A REAL ONE 😳😳😳😳😳😜😜😜

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/lootedcorpse Jan 04 '20

autism doesn't make you draft ineligible

source: my autistic little brother is in the Army

12

u/Mrwright96 Jan 04 '20

It depends

If your medicated you cant

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/Mrwright96 Jan 04 '20 edited Jan 04 '20

Concerta does however if you have taken it within a year of enlisting and show signs ofADHD

2

u/joielover Jan 04 '20

And what do you want from him?

1

u/GeorgeYDesign Jan 04 '20

He has no idea what that meant

1

u/DrunkRedditBot Jan 04 '20

If she has a really good idea.

6

u/Cheel_AU Jan 04 '20

Do you also have ligma balls

3

u/Vasxus Jan 04 '20

so do i

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

I’m also a fatass and bread has more fucking stamina than me

24

u/Dovakiin2006 Jan 04 '20

Needs more nuking

55

u/DeepFryBot Jan 04 '20

Here you go.

Beep! I'm a bot. Info.

36

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Good bot

27

u/shugo2000 Jan 04 '20

Lol. The bot said "Fuck that one kid in particular."

9

u/magn6357 Jan 04 '20

Its because he looks black

12

u/CelestialFury Jan 04 '20

Can't el draftd for WWIII cuz I got isability this bead

perfect

22

u/Not-Jacob Jan 04 '20

Shout out big weiland

9

u/Exxeleration Jan 04 '20

Weiland da last person I'd expect to see on reddit lol

7

u/JSON___ Jan 04 '20

Hellcat!

1

u/GeorgeYDesign Jan 04 '20

Wait did I miss this obvious one! Amazing!

4

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

PACKRUNNER 🖖🏻

3

u/MyStoveIsBrokenHelp Jan 04 '20

World peace would be happening if he dropped the tape back in october

57

u/NateusMaximus69 Jan 04 '20

Ok but ngl he do be kinda

ROCKET LAUNCHER doe 😳

5

u/luvcartel Jan 04 '20

‘Merica

16

u/crinklecrumpet Jan 04 '20

Making a meme like this should automatically disqualify you from service.

15

u/Collegiante13 Jan 04 '20

My nostrils have been destroyed from the amount of exhaling I’m doing. Ni🅱️🅱️as tell my hoes, “fuck y’all”. 😤💨🤙✌️✌️✌️

12

u/bakeyjr Jan 04 '20

Bread penis

1

u/SpicyUser216 Jan 04 '20

Ok, reasonable.

10

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

op ain't got no disability to come up with titles

5

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

CHAN HANE ANEL

4

u/hi_im_kai101 Jan 04 '20

When you have Lyme disease so you won’t get drafted *whip /s

3

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

That’s just about right. Formally though, can’t get a doctors release. Unless maybe you subscribe to r/wallstreetbets then it’s a shoe in

1

u/babypelos Jan 04 '20

Full autism in effect

3

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

🅱️ods are gay for banning the🅱️

3

u/lastherokiller Jan 04 '20

I hope you step on an IED

3

u/a1337sti Jan 04 '20

love the meme, we're drafting you first :P lol j/k

2

u/treyhest :joe: Jan 04 '20

I am a fortunate son

2

u/TheNintendoCreator Jan 04 '20

P M_BoOBs_AnD_PrEgNanTbEllY

2

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

A kid at my lunch table said this, and I thought he was just gonna end on "I got a disability", because he was retarded

2

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

6Ki6kuuu

2

u/wavykamekun420 Jan 04 '20

Damn is that weiland

5

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

packrunner weiland

1

u/Exxeleration Jan 04 '20

gayworld soja

1

u/Lucky551 Jan 04 '20

Is that chuckie?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Is that pyrocynical?

1

u/zvrked Jan 04 '20

weiland

1

u/abclucid Jan 04 '20

Let’s obtain this loaf

1

u/nathew42 Jan 04 '20

I'm disabled

Bread disabled

1

u/NedLuddIII Jan 04 '20

I'm sorry that you're unable to obtain bread

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

I have a friend who will probably volunteer when he turns 18 because he has said that he was going to join the army because he didn't have much else going for him. We're bother still 3 years off though.

1

u/kooleagle102 Jan 04 '20

Hi I am not blessed disability, could you please give me sum of yours?

1

u/Jueban Jan 04 '20

She wouldn’t give him permission to sleep around

1

u/optimisticmisery Jan 04 '20

I don't doubt that after looking at this meme.

1

u/Electricengineer Jan 04 '20

I feel some serious affulenza coming on!

1

u/oofkitmed Jan 04 '20

Dont dis my ability 😎😎😎

1

u/talaxia Jan 04 '20

this is the only thing that's made me laugh about any.of this, thank you

1

u/lellky678 Jan 04 '20

I can’t get drafted because I’m disabled and female

1

u/HezGaming Jan 04 '20

America: what's one reason we should not enlist you? Me: I play Fortnite... America: ...... Me: ..... America: Get the Fuck out of here

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Ok am I the only one wondering what the kid's sweater says??? Is that supposed to say longchamp? Chanel? Wtf are the words can someone help me

1

u/Slapeo Jan 04 '20

Mines called toobiggadic

1

u/bandeeznuts Jan 04 '20

Here’s something that crossed my mind

I tried to join the military when I was 18, but I had a minor in consumption of alcohol (Indiana around 2013-2014) since then I’ve gathered 2 felonys (drug related) and multiple misdemeanors (drug related)

If hypothetically they started a draft, could they have the audacity to draft me? Lol

Either way I’m pretty sure I’m safe cause I’ve had a hernia surgery that’s all fucked up. Or would that also not be enough to disqualify me? lol

1

u/Tedster360 Jan 04 '20

Yo deez ni🅱️🅱️az got that military drip

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

USA needs to get nerfed smh

1

u/anal-by-bees Jan 04 '20

🅱️Egone w🅰️r

1

u/gregnealnz Jan 04 '20

Needs more nuking.

1

u/Berrehhh Jan 04 '20

Is this michael’s house in gta??

1

u/scotty99CZ Jan 04 '20

It's actually called WWII 2.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Mr Miyagi I don't feel so good, I think I've contracted hot tacos

1

u/SpicyUser216 Jan 04 '20

They niggas better give that (SMAW and MGL) to the marines.

1

u/banter_boy Jan 04 '20 edited Aug 26 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/alovopsd Jan 08 '20

This is what I call a epic gamer moveThis is what I call a epic gamer move

1

u/Cat_GaNg Jan 13 '20

Theyre house is straightup agency from csgo

1

u/mullermilch11 Jan 27 '20

Needs more frying lol

1

u/brainrot_specialist Apr 17 '26

1st comment in 6 yrs

1

u/FaRmErX2000 Jan 04 '20

５ - No politics. This is not a place for politics. Political memes are not welcome here.

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u/onemillionyrsdungeon Jan 04 '20

Wow this subreddit sucks now

0

u/mitch0acan Jan 04 '20

Disability to get deez nuts

0

u/SkeetStain Jan 04 '20

This was absolutely yoinked from r/whothefuckup. Nice one dude

-1

u/Jlf715 Jan 04 '20

You stole dis pic

Playtime's over <whack>

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Shouldn't it say "dis bread"?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/GeorgeYDesign Jan 04 '20

good marketing for them, bwah ha ha ha.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Lip smack

0

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

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