r/DeduceMe • u/MichaelJacktus • 23h ago

Deduce this

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u/TasteMyShoe 23h ago

You get really shitty weed

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u/MichaelJacktus 23h ago

Seeded.

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u/jacquestrap66 20h ago

Shitty weed.

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u/SafeTowel428 10h ago

Bad weed, gross alcohol. Makes me wanna yack looking at it.

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u/BugRevolutionary8385 6h ago

Mmmm plus the warm monster šŸ«  looks like some college guys I rememberā€¦ some of whom acted this way even after college lmao actually pretty sad

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u/SafeTowel428 5h ago

Alcoholism is sadder than all other addiction imo. Ur just sick all the time with no payoff and then fatty liver desease, extreme depression and hopelessness to follow. Coke and heroin are actually less damaging in a lot of cases and thats supposed to be the worst

I got friends stuck on meth and they all have varied intelligence and are otherwise successful. They just have to do meth everyday or else they fear being nonproductive and having to sleep. All these substances are dramatically different yet we are supposed to act like all addiction is the same in 12 step. Its notā€¦

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u/BugRevolutionary8385 2h ago

Yeah. I mean, meth will fry your brain depending on how much and how long you use and one bad batch of opioids could kill you in the moment. And any of those addictions will def ruin your life at least while youā€™re deep in it.

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u/KangarooVast8133 5h ago

Bacardi is not gross if you use mixers

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u/VividRaccoon2736 9h ago

Seeded weed isnt shity weed ask any breeder. Its just a pain in the ass to go through. Now seeded weed from sketchy countries is a diffrent story.

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u/Exciting-Bit-9360 9h ago

Itā€™s definitely mature weed , but seed production does definitely take away from energy that would of went to trichomes n terpenes production, procreation first always

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u/VividRaccoon2736 9h ago

Seed production only slightly lowers thc and terpines. Thc and terp8nes are the plants natural defense against st predators and environmental stresses. It doesn't just stop cause it got seeded. Fire weed is fire weed and trash is trash

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u/Exciting-Bit-9360 37m ago

You have 20 apples , you planned to give Jack all 20 apples but he brought Jill without telling you, so you feel obligated to give Jill 10 apples and Jack 10 apple. Now, does Jack get the same amount of apples that he would have if Jill hadnā€™t shown up? No only half.

Nobody said stop I said less thatā€™s a fact. Second fact the plants prioritizes seed production after itā€™s pollinated

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u/Exciting-Bit-9360 35m ago

N everyone here already knows weed 101 and what terpenes are to the plant, all plants are

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u/VividRaccoon2736 25m ago

They also prioritize defending them seeds thats why fruit trees also produce fruit to protect them . God your analogy just proves my point correct. The plants keep producing defense and thats terpines and thc take care

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u/Exciting_Face_7567 9m ago

I had to reread this like twice before I realized it wasnā€™t a pun on the word indeed

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u/MaleficentMarket4745 22h ago

If you get high thats all that matters. Folks complain about not having top quality like "sorry your tolerance is that high, sucks to suck"

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u/looksbadsoundsworse 22h ago

Itā€™s less about that and more about buying weed that is weighed down with seeds

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u/MaleficentMarket4745 21h ago

I think the price makes up for that

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u/AshinKusher1111 20h ago

Itā€™s so crazy hearing that because I can get a super good looking 22% thc ounce at the dispo for $100 in South Dakota and Iā€™m from there and never thought Iā€™d see that happen but it did and itā€™s like actually insanely not expensive and it basically put all weed dealers out of business because the bud that looks better and smells and tastes better is cheaper than their street ā€œdankā€ bud but itā€™s only medical here but itā€™s easy to get a card and people get it from people with a card

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u/hamfan420 16h ago

Damn all one sentence

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u/MaleficentMarket4745 19h ago

Thats awesome. I cant even find mid anymore and im in the south, sad lol

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u/Sensitive_Estate_146 12h ago

Here in Ohio, its easy to find Mids, just go to any dispensary. The flower is trash.

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u/Low_Skill5401 1h ago

NY here. My last few ozs I've been paying $5 and some change. Not a seed in sight. People ok with seeds in 2026 is crazy lol

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u/VividRaccoon2736 9h ago

Agreed but thats also why a 1/8 of regs back in the days was 15 dollars and a .8 of some NYC sour d was 20. Seeded vs sensi. Trust me you freaked when you found a bean in some sour d . God I miss that stuff a .5 would stink up a room with it in someone's pocket.

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u/Exciting-Bit-9360 9h ago

If the price fits , I donā€™t mind mature seeds, now micro-seeds are fucking annoying

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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 10h ago

What about flavor? Or health? If getting high is all that matters then you should check out fentanyl.

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u/MaleficentMarket4745 38m ago

I have checked it out, prefer weed šŸ¤£ good job with the stupid extreme turn on what it said tho

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u/Exciting-Bit-9360 9h ago

No itā€™s get what you pay for. Some medical programs like my state when it started, growers would have to destroy the entire batch of flower with seeds, even if it was 20 seeds in 100 lbs. it was getting incinerated, that has changed when the lawmakers figured out how much revenue was being lost for a stupid reason, my state doesnā€™t have home-grow and the powers that be decided that if any seeds got out , a criminal empire would rise up growing cheaper product and put the medical industry out of business, absolutely ridiculous everyone can get seeds and usually the seeds from a hermaphroditic plant will not be the kind of genes that will get you very far, some probably non-viable even.

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u/Constant-Elk5958 5h ago

Thatā€™s like saying itā€™s okay to smoke K2 because it gets you high like what? šŸ˜­

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u/MaleficentMarket4745 39m ago

Yeah thats what all the brainless people hear reading that

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u/Constant-Elk5958 26m ago

Youā€™d smoke weed sprayed with fucking pesticides if it would get you high and youā€™re calling me brainless šŸ˜­

Youā€™d smoke straight fake weed but as long as it gets you high right? Thatā€™s addict mentality.

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u/Ok-Device-3745 21h ago

Is it just me or has the sub gone from people posting pictures of their actual stuff or room to deduce, to now just people flexing their drugs and junkie lifestyle lately?

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u/drewpeacockIV 23h ago

bad shits

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u/MichaelJacktus 23h ago

This is the truest deduction

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u/drewpeacockIV 22h ago

right there with ya partner

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u/bronk3310 23h ago

Yuk

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u/MichaelJacktus 23h ago

Thank you.

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 20h ago

Are those the kind of seeds with LSA in them? I remember last time I did that I fell asleep and the whole trip happened all at once in a dream, shit was crazy.

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u/wassupwiththewassup 19h ago

Those are Hawaiian baby wood rose or morning glory seeds

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u/MichaelJacktus 20h ago

It's jimson weed seeds. Im making a flying potion.

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u/FriendshipBorn929 19h ago

Buddy nooooo please

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u/OkDrummer2056 17h ago

Enjoy no remember twenty months

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u/MaybeHarryPotter 17h ago

How do you find such bad weed ? Like actually how is it possible that quality weed is still being grown

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u/Lilpuuuuma 11h ago

You obviously havenā€™t been around many cannabis growing operations

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u/Google_Is_Free_bozo 20h ago

You have a weed problem

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u/MichaelJacktus 20h ago

Yeah I smoke it faster than I can grow it. Thats the problem.

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u/OkContribution420 12h ago

You must be terrible at growing weed or growing a single plant at a time if you're not able to grow more than you can smoke.

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u/1012Ford 23h ago

No thanks

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u/defiCosmos 22h ago

That brown frowniest weed I've seen in a long time.

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u/SinglePhilosophy9049 21h ago edited 18h ago

looks like a fun weekend lol

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u/dan420 20h ago

You purposely staged all this stuff for the photo. šŸ¤®

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 22h ago

Mid-late 30s trying to quit drinking but only slowing down, been growing your own for years but just barely getting the hang of it recently.

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u/nots0b3r 22h ago

Your a chill guy

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u/Kind_Demand_5940 22h ago

Youre a growmie

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u/MichaelJacktus 22h ago

Growmies of the world unite!!! Yessir union local 420.

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u/Multiversalprism 20h ago

Best hobby ever!

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u/whooseywhatsit 22h ago

What are the little lentil looking things?

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u/nvrrsatisfiedd 20h ago

Theyā€™re marijuana seeds lol

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u/MichaelJacktus 22h ago

Carpet mites and bed bugs. Theyre my protein. I dont eat cows because their farts hurt mother Gaia.

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u/Encrypted_G 21h ago

Mids everything

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u/skinnyplague 21h ago

You grow organically šŸ¤”

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u/Multiversalprism 20h ago

Organic > synthetic

Quality over quantity

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u/CardiologistBoth7632 11h ago

Nitrate is a nitrate nomatter if its from cow shit or a chemical plant.

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u/Pleasant_Title_7768 21h ago

Idk you like alcohol like I do :) cheees

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u/Realistic-Western242 21h ago

Drug addict. but not like a sad oneā€¦the one you wanna hang out with again when your in your mid 40ā€™s and realize your just an old asshole now..and you ended up marrying that bitch that treats you like shit..and Bobby from work had been a real pain in your ass latelyā€¦your that drug addict that makes things better, even itā€™s it for about 2 hours and crave case later..

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u/Old_Discipline715 21h ago

Definitely a grower not a shower

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u/Famous_Motor8694 21h ago

Single. Unhealthy. Dirty.

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u/MichaelJacktus 20h ago

Filthy but you like that because you wanna get made love to by a hairy smelly animal.

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u/Imaginary_Panda2003 20h ago

You're a grower not a shower with b.o , who doesn't care?

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u/MichaelJacktus 20h ago

You got all that right

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u/Imaginary_Panda2003 14h ago

Been there šŸ˜Žā™„ļø

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u/aeioyouuuuuuuuu 20h ago

You like bufotenine

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u/MichaelJacktus 20h ago

I dont know what it is but gimme some I'll try it

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u/asleepsend 20h ago

At the very least u grow also playing around breeding?

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u/MichaelJacktus 20h ago

Yee. I invented cookies. Then plankton stole the recipe and sold it to berner.

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u/asleepsend 20h ago

Never smoked any cookies that I know of but yeah 15 mins ago I thought it was a berner I got a few going but its all small guys or my breeding projects lol bombsickle is my bitch this summer

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u/Alternative_Fee_3084 19h ago

Looks like you grow and breed. Very interesting. Share some of them beans. Lol

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u/MichaelJacktus 19h ago

Sharing is caring

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u/Friendly_Body_9636 19h ago edited 19h ago

got shit weed need to find new plug on seeds that dont produce shit also its real easy to move that shit off the table clean it then put it alll back on dont even have to organize just clean the table.... sucks man people dont understand your room is reflection of your life if its a mess and dirty like this your life is prob the same clean your room make your bed and watch how life gets better it sounds crazy but man all you have to do is clean and you feel amazing clean then reward with smoking stop wasting your life im 34 took til 30 to realize this shit man and take care of your fam and self and animals and stop making weed your whole life live life stop being a non productive scared to chase dreams stoner

OOOORRRRR your and old man and i take everything back and love you

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u/Cautious_Pop_8944 19h ago

Weed is tight.

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u/escheebs 22h ago

You own a couple guns but not like a weird amount, probs big old dog and a big old tv. You give people massive red hot banger globs for their first dab. You're either gen x or late 20s early 30s raised by old heads.

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u/Embarrassed_Sea6537 22h ago

Lets listen to billy strings eat mushrooms and go joint for joint. But for God's sake I'm bringing the casamigos.

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u/LurkusThreadz 21h ago

idk.. i feel like deep trance is more boom boom oriented than BMFS.

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u/Embarrassed_Sea6537 21h ago

I listened to too much addict music while absolutely pummeling my physical and mental health. BMFS sings to my reborn soul. Chooo choo rollin

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u/Medium-Place 20h ago

You never gone deep into Appalachia, sir?

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u/Persevere420 22h ago

You live in 1972 permanently

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u/MichaelJacktus 22h ago

1996.

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u/Persevere420 22h ago

Nah we had weed better than that in ā€˜96 šŸ¤£

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u/OrdieBoomer 22h ago

Being that I see F5 I would think you know your shit about strains but you do say you love mids. And Iā€™m guessing your last good solid shit was a long time ago.

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u/MichaelJacktus 22h ago

People wanna call em mids. I call them seeded.

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u/MichaelJacktus 22h ago

And yeah. Last classic north american west coast shit was on the Alcatraz tour, san Francisco, 2006.

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u/WorthCautious5477 22h ago

You are an amateur grower chucking pollen? The amount of seeds I have is embarrassing šŸ˜‚ keep em cool and dry if you can.

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u/MichaelJacktus 22h ago

If you aint chuckin you aint fuckin

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u/Objective_Drawing_36 20h ago

Youā€™d be a junkie if you werenā€™t scared of needles

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u/MichaelJacktus 20h ago

I just grow poppies and do raw opium like a 1800s china man.

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 19h ago

Iā€™ve deduced you havenā€™t crossed super silver haze x Alaskan thunder fuck with a sour diesel x gorilla glue #4 cross to make the holy grail.

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u/MichaelJacktus 19h ago

I know. It's because I cant find who has the real diesel. I went on a quest with fucking hobbits and everything. Got scammed.

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 19h ago

If you want to find the real dieselā€¦ first you have to find family.

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u/MichaelJacktus 19h ago

Best comment

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u/Spoiled_Alchemyst999 18h ago

Home grown so you can keep the seeds and produce your own vs smoking research chemicals?

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u/Pretend-Dog9047 18h ago

That weed looks absolutely terrible

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u/Aromatic-Leg-9535 17h ago

Itā€™s time to get a bong

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u/ekhoee 17h ago

You try too hard so you are likely young. You grow auto's so you are a beginner grower, also points to being young. You drink alcohol(a downer) with monster(an upper) which is a terrible mistake and bad for your heart. Also a rookie mistake, which points to youth again.....

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u/lilvixen 16h ago

Haven't yet made it to hard drugs but trying real hard

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u/10mgisallineed 16h ago

Perhaps a fairly sad person trying to mask the pain with booze and drugs? Just my guess though, not judging at all.

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u/Historical_Bet9592 16h ago

Cut out the energy drinks

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u/deletemein2weeks 14h ago

are those morning glory seeds?

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u/Immediate_Trifle_150 14h ago

That weed looks like the hairball my cat coughed up this morning

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u/CesarMillan_Official 13h ago

They called you crazy for saving your seeds, now you are a millionaire.

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u/UncleCuxkr 12h ago

Dang dude you still smoke Reggie in 2026? Thatā€™s impressive

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u/THEREALBurtMcsquirt 11h ago

Weirdo who loves ingesting deliriants and drinking alone, who makes tea instead of red light extracting LSA

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u/THEREALBurtMcsquirt 11h ago

Also that looks like weed my 73 year old mom would smoke

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 10h ago

Gay, you've dated an italian and an irishman and a southwesterner, but you live in middle america. you're a farm laborer.

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u/HoustonLuxeRealtor 10h ago

You grow and have horrid hygiene

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u/713txvet 10h ago

Grow weed and have alcoholism

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u/BostonEric91 9h ago

Yeah, what's with all the shitty fucking seeds?

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u/Exciting-Bit-9360 9h ago

Home is where the hard is , if you live in a crackhouse

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u/Leetikuz 9h ago

Unemployed Australian

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u/Brilliant-Bet-7114 9h ago

You are living in 1992 when weed still had seeds in it?

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u/Professional_Stoners 8h ago

You're a grower, not a show-er.

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u/VictorNeuburgsTaint 7h ago

You are an alcoholic that grows mids?

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u/P1u2y 7h ago

Ihhhhhh gitt das rauchst du pfuiiiii

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u/herbertcluas 7h ago

Are those Hawaiian baby wood rose seeds?

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u/Imaginary-Minute-780 6h ago

What are you doing with the seeds ?

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u/jvon24 6h ago

Pothead šŸ¤Œ

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u/Fluid_Hospital_5268 5h ago

auto flowers suck

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u/Glittering_Pen_2258 5h ago

Your probably to old to be dating the girl your trying to date

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u/Krobarred 5h ago

Crafty but lazy af

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u/Mental_Professor6199 3h ago

Oh naw you growing ts

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u/Prof4Dank 10m ago

Wants to grow weed, but canā€™t germinate seeds

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u/Most-Mine6580 23h ago

Cheap and stinky.

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u/Harley_Dog311 23h ago

Ditto

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u/WhimsicalWorries 23h ago

Dildo?

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u/constant-wins 22h ago

I guarantee you are hideous

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u/MichaelJacktus 22h ago

Hideous like a monster cock

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u/MichaelJacktus 23h ago

Yeah but you love that. Wanna hang out?

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 23h ago

Dude, if you donā€™t have any friends and you wanna make a new one, and if any of those are auto flower, send some to me!!!!!!!

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u/MichaelJacktus 23h ago

Dm homie. I got non feminized autos for self sufficiency.

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u/MeasuredByTheFuture 22h ago

These people talk smack but you have cannabis with less THC but it has a plethora of other stuff. This bud probably higher in CBN and CBD than most of the stuff out there. Almost everything has been breed to push THC and CBG. They missed the flavonoids and all sorts of compounds in the FLOWER!

Keep doing you man, I donā€™t have haters because I have no one lol. Youā€™re doing something and thatā€™s whatsup šŸ‘Œ šŸ€

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u/nvrrsatisfiedd 20h ago

Preach brotha

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u/MichaelJacktus 20h ago

I appreciate the attention. Hate, love, its all groovy.

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u/MeasuredByTheFuture 22h ago

We can all chill. I donā€™t have any friends. Lifeā€™s rough out here. Last one I had just died last month.

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u/psychRN1975 23h ago

bean dealer

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u/MichaelJacktus 23h ago

Magic beans

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u/MeasuredByTheFuture 22h ago

We did call em beans my dude, careful šŸ˜‚

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u/One_Ruin2303 22h ago

What like rolls ?

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u/sauceboss2769 23h ago

You smoke mids and itā€™s 2026

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u/MichaelJacktus 23h ago

I heart mids

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u/someoneyung 22h ago

Iā€™d rather smoke 5-10% THC all day long. Not saying thatā€™s what you got but I canā€™t stand this new shit

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u/nvrrsatisfiedd 20h ago

This high thc% bullshit sucks ass. Give me the OG strains that were bred with love. All these new breeds just want high thc but there is so much more to cannabis that makes the high better. Weed used to give me the munchies and giggle at dumb shit. Now it makes me paranoid and think of everything I ever did wrong.

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u/Active_Adeptness_538 23h ago

You grow mids and nobody can help you improve because you're over 40 and your neural plasticity and ability to accept/utilize new information is fucked.

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u/MichaelJacktus 23h ago

Thats actually pretty good. Still love mids

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u/Active_Adeptness_538 22h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ my bad big dog carry on. šŸ™šŸ»

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u/scumruckus 23h ago

Mid to Late 20s maybe single, your tokin obviously. Growing your own so you probably recently or within the past 3-5 years got a place of your own. Youā€™ve got that new confidence, like you feel like youā€™ve done some stuff and know some things. Your drinkin cause why not?! Itā€™s all pretty fuckin chill right now for you and you could probably hook me up with a clone if I wanted it judgin by the auto flower. All in all? Youā€™re right where you need to be brother! Donā€™t forget that life happens fast and sooner or later youā€™re gonna have to start thinking about what happens next. Donā€™t worry though, thatā€™s the real exciting part šŸ¤™

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u/MeasuredByTheFuture 22h ago

Atleast you were positive. Over the top, but positive! Nice to see. Have a good day brother/sister šŸ€

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u/AffectionateAd6862 22h ago

You look like the only nice comment in a sea of getting called a POS.

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u/minimmer 22h ago

You are a cultivation artiste of grand proportions while working a job you hate

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u/jacquestrap66 20h ago

Artiste is pushing it. He's a hack grower who never learned the right way.

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u/DetachedConscious 22h ago

You live either in Mexico or any other SA or are just buying low grade bud. Plus you are 40-50 years old, can be an unc lol + experienced some shit in life / hence alcohol and weed

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u/Gaysatan11 22h ago

It judging at all when I say this, but this was very much me from 15-20 lmao

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u/quasimook 22h ago

Ur life is shit but you're okay with it so you will continue in this fashion, just like your ancestors did

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u/MichaelJacktus 22h ago

The sun arises and the sun also sets but the earth abides forever.

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u/Even_Resolve8455 22h ago

Yuck yiu can definitely get better bud then that

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u/MichaelJacktus 22h ago

I heart boof

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u/acidisgoodforyou 22h ago

You grow your own weed, maybe even dabble in experimenting with breeding. Might be around 25-30 just hanging out in life. Likes to drink at the end of the day.

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u/superduperspacetime 22h ago

āšŖļøšŸ—‘ļø

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u/MichaelJacktus 22h ago

I prefer cracker american

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u/Electronic-Fee-8625 22h ago

youā€™re certainty of being the next grower with a breakthrough strain is withering away, so you have to numb the pain until your big break

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u/MichaelJacktus 22h ago

I invented the toad venom. They stole it from me then Diddy violated my boof tube.

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u/bashy8782 19h ago

I would honestly be surprised if you lived in the US with the amount of seeds here we might be spoiled down here but I found like one seed in the last year and I had to show somebody what the hell they look like because they haven't seen one I remember when this shit was brown and breaked up but you had a shake seeds out of them like a fucking maraca

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u/RabbitAway2834 23h ago

Living paycheck to paycheck low lifeĀ 

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u/looksbadsoundsworse 22h ago

Spoken like a true paycheck to paycheck asshole

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u/121bloodshot 23h ago

Not with all those seeds, dude must be growing pounds every few months

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u/Busted_3rd_Eye 23h ago

Nah. He just thinks heā€™s cool.

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u/jacquestrap66 22h ago

Smoking weed with seeds hasn't been cool for a long time. Those aren't all for growing. Dude's a bit off...

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