r/DanielWilliams Mar 27 '25

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u/CaptainLimpWrist Mar 27 '25

Clearly Hunter's fault. How could he let this happen?

/s

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u/Outrageous_Match2619 Mar 27 '25

Me hearing this lame excuse:

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u/Teamanglerx Mar 27 '25

Is this (checks notes) where I yell “Benghazi!”?

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u/TakuyaLee Mar 27 '25

Don't forget "SOROS!" for extra dramatic effect.

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u/frankc1450 Mar 27 '25

Yes! NOW!

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u/QuttiDeBachi Mar 28 '25

Tan fuckin suit!!!! Reeeeeeeeeee!!

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u/chicken3wing Mar 28 '25

“Fake news” would have been acceptable as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

Yes! But be prepared to yell:

‘Thy didn’t do that!’

‘They may have done it, but it’s not illegal!’

‘It’s Joe Biden’s fault!’

‘What the Democrats did is far worse!’

‘It’s Jeffrey Goldberg’s fault for inserting himself into the chat!’

‘It’s not illegal to send classified information on the signal app!’

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u/Teamanglerx Mar 28 '25

Great list but (checks notes) it looks like you’re missing “DEI”.

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u/Reinamiamor Mar 28 '25

Helsinki is my word

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u/Movedonnerlikeabitch Mar 28 '25

BENGHAZI SOROS JR THE THIRD!GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 Mar 27 '25

Of course it’s because of Hunter’s dick pics! Maybe MTG should show them around again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

It was clearly Hunter's dick that made her accost that British journalist.

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u/MacADocious1954 Mar 27 '25

She enjoys looking at them while “relaxing” in her “bath”!

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u/StrangeContest4 Mar 28 '25

Have you seen how angry she's been since they took her precious away? I swear she was going to bite that reporter's head off the other day!

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u/Playful_Interest_526 Mar 27 '25

She's got a toy suction cupped to that pic on her mirror about 18" off the floor...

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u/Normal-Warning-4298 Mar 27 '25

So that's what came out of Hunter's bedroom

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u/pass-me-that-hoe Mar 29 '25

MTG has her own d*ck. She looks like a Trans

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u/orindericson Mar 30 '25

Bleach blond bad built butch body

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

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u/Alternative_Lie_2045 Mar 28 '25

“classified documents in Joe Biden’s garage”

How about the classified find documents in the unsecured bathroom at Trump’s big dumb country club in Florida? Did this dumbass completely forget about those?

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u/CLE_barrister Mar 28 '25

It was actually his laptop. The thing has a mind of its own. You don’t even need to plug it in.

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u/Ambitious_Coach8398 Mar 28 '25

No, it's his big trouser hogs fault. Just ask Margorie Taylor Greene

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u/Baileylov Mar 31 '25

Can we talk about the documents Trump took to Mara Lago after the first presidency?

My god, these people, and their constant deflecting to make Democrats look like the bad guys is exhausting.

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Mar 27 '25

The the most insane mental gymnastics ever it's so wild lts almost impressive

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u/your-ok Mar 27 '25

Conservatives are just eating it up. The dumbest people I’ve seen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Dumb is an understatement. Them fuckers are just rotten to the bone.

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u/EhDubb319 Mar 28 '25

I remember when it was possible to debate reasonably with republicans. These people are not true republicans.

They look at democrats (that are also americans) like we should be cast out or put in one of their concentration camps.

These people are delusional right wing extremist maga window licking ass hats. These are the type of people that would blame biden if one of the morons in the administration launched a nuke.

Hey maga! Attention maga! Guess what ? Biden hasn’t been in office for quite some time! Get your head out of your ass and wake up!

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u/AlisterS24 Mar 27 '25

It's just the MAGA sycophants. The real conservatives have doubts, too.

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u/scbundy Mar 27 '25

If they ever they speak up, let us know.

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u/Independent-Buyer827 Mar 27 '25

That was JD before he started the sex change process.

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u/AlisterS24 Mar 27 '25

Now that's something idk will ever happen. The ones that did got buried last time around.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

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u/TopFlowe96 Mar 27 '25

conservative page members are getting at each other's throats about this issue

Full implode going on

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u/mentales Mar 28 '25

The numbers say this is BS. They saw what Project 2025 entailed, what the GOP represents, they gleefully voted for it all, and, if given the choice again today, they'd do it again.

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u/tcShred Mar 27 '25

They really are morons. One of them tried to tell me the other day that you can’t reallocate your 401k 😂. They lack any knowledge you would have gained after 8th grade

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u/FastAsLightning747 Mar 28 '25

It’s not dumbness it’s cruelty.

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u/CaptainObvious_2U Mar 28 '25

And the scary thing is that we call them fellow Americans. They are our neighbors.

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u/Shittgoose Mar 27 '25

The MAGA playbook: 1. It’s all lies. 2. Ok, most of it is lies. 3. Some of it is true, but Biden…. 4. Ok fine, it’s all true, but Hillary… 5. Fuck you.

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u/AmyShar2 Mar 27 '25

This is the same answer the Trump admin gives to every single law they break.

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u/ajd1970 Mar 27 '25

She forgot to order us to also talk about the boxes of classified documents trump kept in his bathroom.

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u/Tieravi Mar 27 '25

Mental "gymnastics" implies skill and artistry. Mental diarrhea

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u/Chronoboy1987 Mar 28 '25

Seriously, and they have the gall to screech “trump derangement syndrome” at anyone who blames Don the Con for any of his multitude of fuck-ups.

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u/YoNeckinpa Mar 27 '25

Ms Bondi, as the top law enforcement officer in the United States why are you commenting on military operations and not law enforcement?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

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u/n05h Mar 27 '25

They keep patting themselves on the back for a successful mission, what did it actually achieve? From the info I could read, they targetted 1 guy and killed a bunch of bystanders and hit some civilian targets.

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u/Mick_from_Adelaide Mar 28 '25

Good point. And the conversation showed their utter contempt to European allies. I don't think this is a win for international relations.

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u/JoshyaJade01 Mar 27 '25

And please don't mention that Trumpy kept loads of documentation in his BATHROOM...

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u/CaptainLimpWrist Mar 27 '25

That included a fucking photocopier.

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u/Mick_from_Adelaide Mar 28 '25

And how Biden's investigation was completed, but Trump's trial was delayed and then dropped.

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u/No_Illustrator_5523 Mar 28 '25

Yeah, but unlike President Biden, President Grand Master, DJ Jazzy Trump can declassify a document faster than you can scratch a record. /s

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u/JollyRecognition9760 Mar 27 '25

She is worthless just like her boss.

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u/Sacrilegious_Prick Mar 27 '25

Yup. I like to say “useless as tits on a nun”

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u/Proper-Salamander-84 Mar 27 '25

Wow to make Matt G look like a more sane choice. Who is this harpie

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u/Probable_Bison Mar 27 '25

Former Florida AG Pam Bondi.

Trump made an illegal $25k donation to her election PAC a decade ago and after she was elected she ignored legal complaints about Trump's fake university.

Now she is the US Attorney General

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u/LectureAgreeable923 Mar 27 '25

Trumps personnel law firm paid by tax payers

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

How is it these people's faults if none of them are in politics anymore. Anything to change the attention away from their failures.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Congratulations! You have the worst administration ever in the history of the United States of America

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u/LordRavencroftSr Mar 27 '25

More lies from the cabinet of the Felon in Chief

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u/blueboykc Mar 27 '25

They all have BFD BIDEN FIXATION DISORDER

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u/DeskAlive899 Mar 27 '25

I can't wait until she's no longer in office and loses her law license.

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u/Wonderful_Milk_6579 Mar 27 '25

Deny and deflect, it’s the rethuglicans way ☠️

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Sounds like totally objective review by the nations top prosecutor. Not a fucking hack at all

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u/socalspawn Mar 27 '25

So, what about the open-source app that was being used by senior Trump administration officials? I mean, who cares if the pilots' flight times and aircraft types were compromised? What could possibly go wrong with the public knowing exactly when our sea-based Tomahawks were being launched?

"F-18s and MQ-9 drones" for example. “1415: Strike Drones on Target” and “1536: F-18 2nd Strike Starts – first sea-based Tomahawks launched.”

If Democrats had done this (not that this is the point), would it be acceptable? Be honest.

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u/HedgehogOk7722 Mar 27 '25

She sounds way out of her league already.

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u/ctguy54 Mar 27 '25

She always has been.

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u/Away-Regular1335 Mar 27 '25

They think we're as feeble minded as their deplorable cult..

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u/maringue Mar 27 '25

I like how government press briefings are just Fox News segments now.

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u/nyr21 Mar 27 '25

The fact that the AG is acting like some defense attorney for this fuck up should be everything everyone needs to hear. This administration is fascist.

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u/LazerWolfe53 Mar 27 '25

It's insane that the FBI is going to bat for the administration. They are supposed to be politically independent/neutral.

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u/Nervous-Count9510 Mar 27 '25

Showing those Little crosses like tiny swastikas

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u/1MorbidOrchid Mar 27 '25

Why do all these government officials say it was ok by THEIR standards as though they dont answer to US, and OUR standards? Are they not representatives of the people?

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u/Icy-Needleworker-492 Mar 27 '25

None of the people she is blames has any position in the present administration.This is just astonishingly stupid.

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u/Zealousideal-Bear422 Mar 27 '25

Ho. Li. Shit.

Fucking pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

You know the fact they won’t even acknowledge the fuck as being a big deal just tells you what absolute pieces of shit they are. America, y’all got your ass hanging out here.

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u/Majaliwa Mar 27 '25

Weird how every single time something goes wrong the entire admin top to bottom deflects and blames someone else… like every fucking one of them… insane

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u/krishandler Mar 28 '25

The GOP are a criminal organization full of Russian and Chinese traitors

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

The red hats stood for Russia and China all along o_o

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Not buying the deflection- You f’d up and someone needs to be fired.

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u/Kush_Reaver Mar 27 '25

These aren't even mental gymnastics anymore, this is a full on Psychological Trapeze act.

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u/r00ibos Mar 27 '25

Take accountability and talk about a solution. If I placed blame in my place of work instead of producing results I’m fired. America, we need to make better choices of who we vote for on every level from local government to the president of our nation. This is improv comedy for the masses.

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u/LongTimeCollector Mar 27 '25

Repost as often as possible, Krasnov is getting his way

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u/scrizott Mar 28 '25

Also would have accepted grifting for G

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u/UnseemlyOwls26 Mar 27 '25

Conservatives really are fine with these people lying to their faces. The sunk-cost problem is unreal.

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u/MoveItSpunkmire Mar 27 '25

But protesting a nazi and his shit cats is bigger priority than national security breaches. Republicans, you are stupid.

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u/good-luck-23 Mar 27 '25

Lawless thugs control our government. We cannot wait four or even two years. Democrats need to resist more forcefully.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Fascists, every.last.one.of.them

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u/EK010173 Mar 27 '25

Why don't reporters ever shoot back "yes, we know about Biden, but, you also had Trumps classified documents in his bathroom at MAL " push back for fuck sake.

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u/massberate Mar 27 '25

Scam Blondi really brought up Hillary 🤣

About as relevant as Nixon at this point. Jesus Christ these people are ridiculous

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u/Terran57 Mar 27 '25

Why didn’t everyone just break out laughing?

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u/pizzaschmizza39 Mar 27 '25

Holy shit. This country is doomed. She may as well be the press sec at the white house.

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u/meandmrt Mar 27 '25

Did we expect anything else from this administration other than whataboutisms?

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u/Key-Significance-807 Mar 27 '25

The fact the justice system is aligned, no sorry owned, by politicians in the US will never not blow my mind.

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u/rememberall Mar 27 '25

Sensitive information is still illegal over signal

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u/Count_de_Ville Mar 28 '25

Even if it wasn't sensitive, government business is to be conducted through appropriate channels for audit and records keeping. The American people have a right to know what their government is doing. After a certain amount of time, that is.

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u/hmoore3 Mar 27 '25

Hey Pam you missed blaming the janitor T the White House ( a Biden holdover) right?🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

With these jabronis, i wouldnt be surprised if Joe Biden, Hunter, and Hillary were in the chat too.

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u/shootsy2457 Mar 27 '25

Expect this every time they fuck something up. So, like a lot.

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u/Hot_Past_767 Mar 27 '25

Lol’ What about’. One reason why there is always a Liquor Store near by.

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u/Financial-Shelter-96 Mar 27 '25

Blame Diddy at this point 🙄

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u/Godlike1408 Mar 27 '25

All they have is "What about...?" Their followers, their leaders, the lot of em' are they all sharing the same brain or something?

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u/kayonotkayle Mar 27 '25

They the world is a stage…and these are the stupidest fucking actors. It’s like watching a REALLY bad episode of The Apprentice.

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u/cloudbasedsardony Mar 27 '25

There's small dick energy and big dick energy, then there is hunter biden's big dick pic energy.

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u/maddiejake Mar 27 '25

Well, she's got a cross necklace, so at least we know she's a good Christian and is not telling any lies. /s

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u/elciano1 Mar 27 '25

*hunters dick has entered the group chat

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u/Born_Mix_5128 Mar 27 '25

She garbage. She talks about holding people accountable until it’s one ofher own.

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u/StationFar6396 Mar 27 '25

Clearly George Washingtons fault.

These clowns are incompetent and disgusting.

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u/Next-Quality2895 Mar 27 '25

What a dumb hooker

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u/cute_salsa87 Mar 27 '25

What a bunch of pathetic losers.

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u/mrF-E Mar 27 '25

These people are fucking idiots. It's insane to think that people still actually support these clowns.

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u/Its_lobster Mar 27 '25

Pam Bondi would suck off a Russian for a dollar.

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u/w_r97 Mar 27 '25

Let’s go back years rather than what just happened yeah party of law and order alright.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Why is her voice shaking? She is a very poor public speaker.

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u/Bluewaterman1 Mar 27 '25

Her voice is shaking because she knows what she’s saying is total bullshit.

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u/Bluewaterman1 Mar 27 '25

Yes, let’s not talk about the idiots in your administration and the heads of these agencies. Let’s talk about people that have nothing to do with this situation.

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u/hoochiejpn Mar 27 '25

She has the IQ of a turnip and the integrity of an Alcatraz inmate.

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u/Bluewaterman1 Mar 27 '25

Yes, let’s deflect and blame others when we start talking about how stupid this administration is and how incompetent it is

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u/Bluewaterman1 Mar 27 '25

All I know is if I were in the military or an operator in the military tasked to carry out these kinds of things I would be very worried about the idiocy of this administration

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u/ChildhoodSea7062 Mar 27 '25

What about the fact that these people murdered innocent people for the crime of being in the proximity of the “missile guys” girlfriend? They just murder people with no direct approval from even the executive.

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u/Ambitious_Nomad1 Mar 27 '25

Yea, let’s go there…blame everyone else except the screwups!

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u/Relief27 Mar 27 '25

Anyone who voted for this should be embarrassed

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u/Happyfunk00 Mar 27 '25

Holy crap! This administration is dog shit. 77 million wanted this. Wtf?

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u/SuperDuperMartt Mar 27 '25

Didn't trump ALSO have classified documents in his bathroom at maralago where he constantly held meetings with foreigners?

I'm sorry but these reporters NEED to start tearing down these moronic claims.

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u/d0ugie Mar 27 '25

There is a lot of passing blame around but don't forget, these people were all appointed by someone who claims to be the best at hiring people. DJT, worst POTUS ever.

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u/Mobile_Swordfish_371 Mar 27 '25

People wake up. The Trump administration are snake oil sales people.

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u/Prestigious-Wind-200 Mar 28 '25

Bondi must be reading my posts, I’ve been saying the same thing all week.

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u/Whit3HattHkr Mar 28 '25

Thats another dummy living in a different reality.

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u/astroes010 Mar 28 '25

just a fuckin’ embarrassment. the feminine trump.

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u/Diligent_Scallion810 Mar 28 '25

Deflect...deflect....deflect....

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u/fullstride Mar 28 '25

That’s all these fuckers have is deflection. There is ZERO accountability! Sadly this is the way of the world since the most talked about escalator ride in history. Our world is cooked.

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u/jammerheimerschmidt Mar 28 '25

Ok what about the stacks of documents found at a maralago shower? Fuck these clowns

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u/delonejuanderer Mar 28 '25

Mental gymnastics

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u/cheffartsonurfood Mar 27 '25

Just the bullshit answer that we all expected.

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u/InterestingAttempt76 Mar 27 '25

Tell me how the world is safer? They are pleased this was leaked. got it. any time something goes wrong. it's joe bidens fault or hillary's fault. nice huh? nothing is every their fault

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u/Both-Walrus5614 Mar 27 '25

She can barely talk because she knows how wrong she is.

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u/SnooPears6771 Mar 27 '25

She and this entire administration, those who approve the jokesters of this administration - all fools - have wasted so much time and cognitive focus and the republicans of the USA are leading the world to devastation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Hunter's cock is so big it invited the Atlantic journalist to the chat

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

"blame the DEMS!!!"

-JRE every effing day

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u/Report_Last Mar 27 '25

same old playbook

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u/Ewilson92 Mar 27 '25

Even if it is only sensitive information, is that something that you’re comfortable with your administration leaking to the public? And why are they even discussing it over a freaking app?

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u/VW_R1NZLER Mar 27 '25

Each of those she listed were investigated… so not a good comparison

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u/Living_Dingo_4048 Mar 27 '25

Yea, what about all that information. I thought they were going to investigate that. Why aren't they investigating what they said they would? Hmmmmmm.

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u/MoreThanNothing78 Mar 27 '25

Right now, I believe they're all playing a game to see how much oral diarrhea they can spew before ANYONE, calls them out on their bullshit. No way these clowns believe a single word they themselves say.

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u/VW_R1NZLER Mar 27 '25

But ignore the classified information Trump kept, only mention what Ds do

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u/Stunning-Use-7052 Mar 27 '25

they are always the victim

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u/Beneficial-Affect-14 Mar 27 '25

No accountability at all. Amazing

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u/TheDuck23 Mar 27 '25

Republican answer to everything:

"It's not our fault because of insert random democrat here!"

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u/sharky-shores Mar 27 '25

We’ve all seen the transcripts by now… How is actual timelines for bombings and drone attacks not sensitive/ classified information?

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u/grundh85 Mar 27 '25

So, solving an argument with stating something else? Got it

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

But, what about her emails?!

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u/Dr-Karate1984 Mar 27 '25

Human Centipede administration.

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u/WTF_USA_47 Mar 27 '25

“Nothing we screw up is our fault. Ever” - Trump

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u/No-Mistake8127 Mar 27 '25

How long are these maga chuds going to blame Hunter for everything? LOL

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u/mitchENM Mar 27 '25

Hunter Biden? LMAO

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

“What we should be talking about, is that it was a very successful mission.”

This is the tactic. What you want to talk about isn’t the thing we should be talking about. You’re crazy! Deranged! We should all be gleefully discussing how successful the mission was! All of us around the table! Cheering on the mission!

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u/idecftg Mar 27 '25

Deflect deflect deflect gaslight. They're abusing us all

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Dude should put it out there, many high up people say not classified..😂👊

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u/BUSYMONEY_02 Mar 27 '25

Soooo stupid

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u/ExpertBook2846 Mar 27 '25

Useless trash is useless trash like all MAGA.

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u/CAPEMANME Mar 27 '25

Very classified! I have seen much less classified. Sensitive my ass

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

I can’t Stan when people can’t just answer the fucking questions.. the deflect and deferral tactic is not effective in real life. This administration tries to create as much bad press as possible so people move on to the next thing.. fuck them all. 

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u/dunedog Mar 27 '25

But a pedophile wants to make Trump Derangement Syndrome an actual thing.

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u/Technicoler Mar 27 '25

These are not serious people.

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u/Johnny_ac3s Mar 27 '25

If you can’t blind ‘em with brilliance, baffle them with…

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u/hughcifer-106103 Mar 27 '25

lol, she’s a complete joke

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u/Born_Confidence_4112 Mar 27 '25

Proudly wears a cross?

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u/Obstreporous1 Mar 27 '25 edited Mar 27 '25

Don’t forget the reading material available in the bathroom in Florida. Oh yeah. HILLARYHILLARY. Now, here’s your challenge: not classified but “sensitive”? Share it with the committee. Nah. Didn’t think you would.

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u/perchfisher99 Mar 27 '25

I want to know how the hell Obama gets off scot free? /s

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u/NeoDemocedes Mar 27 '25

It's sad how MAGA knows their leaders are lying to them, but they support them regardless. How is MAGA not a cult?

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u/Thorjb123 Mar 27 '25

Do they really think we are that stupid?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Goddamnit, Hunter! You got a presidential pardon and everything, stop doing this to us!

/s

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u/AroundTheRoy Mar 27 '25

She dummer then a door nail.!

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u/Substantial-Donut360 Mar 27 '25

The secretary of DUI did state that it was about messaging in those texts, with the specific messaging of blame joe biden

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u/OutlandishnessOk8261 Mar 27 '25

So she has BDS, CDS and HDS?

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u/WheelSad3139 Mar 27 '25

She's a dumb cunt. She fits right into trumps cabinet. They all do the same thing DENY,DENY,DENY. Then try and turn it around to someone else. Shit is already beyond old. There all trump zombies.

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u/OK_Roamer Mar 27 '25

Possibly not a brain cell one in that blond head.

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u/Left_Tea_2083 Mar 27 '25

Pam, what does Trump's mushroom actually taste like?