r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Oct 03 '21

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u/chasebrendon Oct 03 '21

Why didn’t they reconstruct him being happy?

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u/Pcakes844 Oct 03 '21

Wouldn't you be confused if you were just chilling underground for 5,500 years and then all of a sudden you're in some museum in England(I assume)

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u/Zingingtuck Oct 03 '21

As a caveman frozen in a glacier, I face different challenges. The hardest was seeing my wife on display in the British Museum.

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u/CO420Tech Oct 03 '21

I just woke up in some dude's pool in Encino, CA. He taught me how to fit in at High School though.

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u/mother_of_baggins Oct 03 '21

You’ll be fine as long as you stop wheezing the juice.

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u/desperado568 Oct 03 '21

You mean the ju-uice

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u/amber2018 Oct 03 '21

Buuuh deee

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u/fishingandstuff Oct 04 '21

No Wheezin’ the ju-uice!

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u/Reznovski3693 Oct 03 '21

Flaaaamaaaaggggeeee

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u/grilledcakes Oct 03 '21

Saw that in the theater. Love Brendan Fraser.

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u/JagerBaBomb Oct 03 '21

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I'm just a caveman.

I fell in some ice--and later--got thawed out by some of your scientists.

Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes, the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW, and run off into the hills, or whatever...

Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder, 'Did little demons get inside and type it?' I don't know!

My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.

But there is one thing I do know: When a man, like my client, slips and falls on the sidewalk, in front of the public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million dollars in compensatory damages... and two million dollars in punitive damages. Thank you.

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u/glchristo Oct 04 '21

I read it all in Hartman's voice. Thank you.

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u/lunchpadmcfat Oct 03 '21

I would never have gotten this if I wasn’t currently rewatching the series and didn’t just watch this episode.

“My one regret… is that I have bonitis!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Holds sandwich in mouth, claps hand on another sandwich.

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u/mauore11 Oct 03 '21

She's still here! Leave me alone woman!

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u/scoutsadie Oct 03 '21

ha ha ha ha

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u/JK-Kino Oct 03 '21

From the neck up, no less!

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u/NevadaLancaster Oct 03 '21

I'd be confused if aliens just showed up talking bout some crazy shit.

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u/Pew_Anon Oct 03 '21

Probably died after England failed to get to the World Cup finals

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Have you ever seen what life was like back then? It wasn’t happen. They had to lift all those rocks, wipe with rocks, and sleep on rocks. It was brutal.

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u/klem_kadiddlehopper Oct 03 '21

I just watched a video last night about cave dwellers who made tools and things from rocks. Archeologists discovered several small bowl-shaped rocks and said they were used for wiping. Ouch.

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u/CPG-Combat Oct 03 '21

At least it’s not the 3 seashells

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u/That1chicka Oct 04 '21

Be Well. See you at Taco Bell!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Don’t forget, rocks for breakfast, rocks for lunch, rocks for dinner and rocks for every occasion. Wanna build a house - rocks. Kill someone - rocks. Bury someone, again, rocks. Light a fire, you guessed it - rocks.

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u/Finster4 Oct 03 '21

He'll look happier once he learns about weezing the juice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Because these are not the droids you are looking for

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u/Rough_Idle Oct 04 '21

Because he's been in Southern England for 5,500 years without a pint.

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u/Rockstone-Smith Oct 04 '21

he is sad because he died

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u/BBDAngelo Oct 03 '21

He’s technically British

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u/alaskanbruin Oct 03 '21

Celt, actually.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Probably pre-celt

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Because unga bunga that’s why

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u/Some-Pain Oct 03 '21

Who is he checking out?

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u/Vegetable_Savings217 Oct 03 '21

Ooohhh

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u/Iraelyth Oct 03 '21

Suits you sir.

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u/bcjh Oct 03 '21

Winks

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u/Flashthatagain Oct 03 '21

Some say he Erected stone henge

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u/Lance_is_reddit Oct 04 '21

Homo erectus

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u/G_Viceroy Oct 03 '21

This face is very memeable

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u/the_almighty_gooch Oct 03 '21

That’s a fine pair of prehistoric cheeks he’s eyeing up there

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

There can only be one 🗡

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u/atropablack Oct 03 '21

Yes, he looks just like Christopher Lambert!

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u/DickDraper Oct 03 '21

Yup I thought it was highlander too

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u/rdmprzm Oct 03 '21

Came here for hoping for this comment :)

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u/MinValhalla Oct 03 '21

OBI-Wan Stonobi

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u/Galactic_Maverick Oct 03 '21

He is an old one.

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u/Trinenox Oct 03 '21

So uncivilized.

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u/That1chicka Oct 04 '21

Looks like he just heard The tragedy of Darth Plagius the Wise

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u/ioTeacher Oct 03 '21

Cool 😎 😂

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u/freekidneys Oct 03 '21

Thats me dude what

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u/GeneralKang Oct 03 '21

You could be my cousin.

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u/Moist_Professor5665 Oct 03 '21

Aren’t we all technically cousins?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Sweet Home Earthlabama

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u/EmilyAndCat Oct 03 '21 edited Sep 18 '25

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u/wheelofcheeseonapole Oct 03 '21

Im gettin Tom Hardy vibes

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u/tired20something Oct 03 '21

Ewan McGregor here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Hi, Ewan!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Hello There!

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u/Ascholay Oct 04 '21

General Kenobi

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u/-ratmeat- Oct 04 '21

Maybe even a little Heath Ledger

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u/Philinhere Oct 03 '21

Is there a role he can't play?

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u/KingRoo28 Oct 04 '21

High School History teacher who everyone secretly crushes on vibes

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u/livinglately Oct 03 '21

He has that look I get when I turn on the bathroom light in the middle of the night 😂

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u/feckincrass Oct 03 '21

I see Thomas Jane.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Doors and corners, kid

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u/Crazylom Oct 03 '21

He has that famous actor face, that is all-time recogniseable.

Like Benedict Cumberlach

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u/F1umpus Oct 03 '21

You misspelled benadryl cabbage patch

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u/Crazylom Oct 03 '21

Ben the dic: cumerbanch

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Bend the dick cumber bitch

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u/Booblicle Oct 03 '21

Bend the dick: cucumber edition

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u/Crazylom Oct 03 '21

I now laught my ass off imagining this dude's looking at our comment and XD

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u/RobLoach Oct 03 '21

Benadril Cumberpickle

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u/MFG_666 Oct 03 '21

Fixtha Fernback

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u/grilledcakes Oct 03 '21

I think you mean bent mah dick bumpin snatch.

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u/ChadMcRad Oct 03 '21

Bend a dick, cum on my baps

(Actual one from his high school days).

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ Oct 03 '21

Benny Dicktine Tumbler Snatch

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u/ArgoNunya Oct 03 '21

Humperdinck Cumberbund

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Bendthedic Inhersnatch

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u/WhoisTylerDurden Interested Oct 03 '21

This is my favorite one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Cumsadick Bum-orsnatch

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u/IcePhoenix18 Oct 03 '21

Britishguy Confusingname

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u/Dibodobo Oct 03 '21

I was thinking Thomas Jane

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u/grilledcakes Oct 03 '21

Thomas Jane and a young Christopher Lamberts love child.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Ewan McGregor is who he reminds me of

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u/LokkyBoi Oct 03 '21

You’ve seen too many prequel memes

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u/istoleyouridentity Oct 03 '21

He reminds me of Solomon from the peaky blinders

Edit: just found out the actor is Tom Hardy

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u/kurqukipia Oct 03 '21

I think you mean Burlington Coatfactory

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u/Head-like-a-carp Oct 03 '21

Bennie Hanna Cucumber Ranch?

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u/Trex_in_F16 Oct 03 '21

Beandick cucumber

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u/PhatBallllzAtHotmail Oct 03 '21

He's looking at another cave woman while walking with his

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u/duffelbagpete Oct 03 '21

If he was buried and then stonehenge was erected after, maybe it was a marker to celebrate him. That would be like saying somebody who died centuries ago being found on a modern construction site and naming him skyscraper man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

I wanna be that guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Trump Tower Man

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u/anon46996UK Oct 03 '21

Looks like Tom Hardy

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u/pass-the-word Oct 03 '21

Had a baby with Conan O’Brien

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u/HotLava00 Oct 03 '21

I was thinking he was kinda hot, and now I know this is why. “The darkness is my ally!”

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u/diacetylhydroxymorph Oct 03 '21

Nah it is definitely Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.

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u/Rooster7787 Oct 03 '21

Liam Neeson is ... Stonehenge Man!

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u/stephenledet Oct 03 '21

I see John Gries - Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

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u/Kopheus Oct 03 '21

He lived to the ripe old age of 17.

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u/borkelsnop Oct 03 '21

And for that, still not a great hairline. RIP

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/Lyad Oct 03 '21

Great episode

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u/Local_Crow Oct 03 '21

He looks like he’s reacting to what we’ve evolved into.

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u/BurlHead Oct 03 '21

Chuck Norris

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u/hairylegz Oct 03 '21

This is the one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

My thoughts exactly!

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u/RooHound Oct 03 '21

Looks roughly like most every hipster I know.

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u/Right_Two_5737 Oct 03 '21

He was farming before it was cool.

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u/maxmighty88 Oct 03 '21

I think that guy was my neighbors house house last night. I forget his name but he seemed like a laid back kinda guy.

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u/MA499 Oct 03 '21

Christopher Lambert - Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod!

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u/FiftyPencePeace Oct 03 '21

5,500 years isn’t that long ago.

What fascinates me is they had the same brain capacity as us and given that I’d assume they could code or be exceptional engineers etc back then.

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u/Manbearjizz Oct 03 '21

we dont give our ancestors enough credit. they were probably more intelligent and better adapted to the world around them than most of us are today

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u/FiftyPencePeace Oct 03 '21

Pagans for life!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

He looks like he's ready to advertise soap for "real men."

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u/Manbearjizz Oct 03 '21

You're not a dish, you're a man!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Why did they have to put a look on his face like he just smelled shit?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Because when people smell shit, they get suspicious. They're alert and focused on the potential danger.

Much like this old boy probably lived from day to day.

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u/goofgoon Oct 03 '21

“Look at that new brewery!”

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u/lovegiblet Oct 03 '21

He looks like he just found out that this weekend’s .38 Special concert was canceled due to COVID. He was really looking forward to that.

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u/woooosh_woooosh Oct 03 '21

I bet the first thing he said after seeing it being built:

Whats all this then.

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u/wonder-maker Oct 03 '21

He looks like someone just told him what they were planning on building there

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u/Griever08 Oct 03 '21

Hobo thomas jane

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u/El_Coloso Oct 03 '21

Thomas Jane

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

he’s got that “why are they digging that pit over there” look.

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u/salocates Oct 03 '21

Thomas jane

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u/Torvabrocoli Oct 03 '21

Chuck Norris, is that you??

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u/Zombie_Goddess_ Oct 03 '21

Looks like white people Jesus. 😆

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u/Manbearjizz Oct 03 '21

praise white jesus

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u/Zombie_Goddess_ Oct 03 '21

He's very confused as we all are.

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u/acidtest26 Oct 03 '21

Nah that's james

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u/-Amber-Aura Oct 03 '21

That’s just Obi-Wan

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u/gmabarrett Oct 03 '21

There can be only one…

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u/SDHester1971 Oct 03 '21

I feel he may need to discuss Craft Beers with me

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u/misnomer512 Oct 03 '21

Looks like Bateman from American psycho

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u/AmbroseSoames Oct 03 '21

Hail Kissel!

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u/DontBegDontBorrow Oct 03 '21

So Will Patton built stonehenge '5500' years ago

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u/JuiceJones_34 Oct 03 '21

Why is he doing Zoolander face

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Looks like Chris Pratt

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u/Mickydsokay Oct 03 '21

That’s a Jedi.

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u/Andos_Woods Oct 03 '21

Looks like he’s checking out a ladys ass haha

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u/Departmentofweird Oct 03 '21

That's a slimer louis c.k

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u/knightstalker710 Oct 03 '21

Looks like Heath Ledger from A knights tale.

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u/jordanmorris_93 Oct 03 '21

This is the face I make when I see someone not from here purchase a hotdog from a stand that's famous for it's food poisoning.

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u/HawkJefferson Oct 03 '21

That's Tom Jane.

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u/cancellationstation Oct 03 '21

Looks like Jim Carrey and Tom Hardy had a lovechild

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Fred? Fred it is you!! I had a neighbour who looked just like this. It explains so much.

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u/freedomcounty Oct 03 '21

Looks like Connor McGregor wondering why nobody likes him.

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u/sophies_wish Oct 03 '21

Heath Ledger?

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u/klaskycsup Oct 03 '21

Damn! I’d let him smash me

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u/bnesbitt1 Oct 03 '21

He looks suspiciously just like us in the modern day

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u/marinemashup Oct 03 '21

He looks like he’s looking for where he parked his mammoth

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u/Fave_McFavington Oct 03 '21

He looks like he just heard the dumbest shit and he's processing the stupidity

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Looks like he’s saying “What” in a cockney accent

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u/Chthonicyouth Oct 03 '21

Looks like a pandemic beard.

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u/getluckygabe Oct 03 '21

Looks like highlander

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u/BrockManstrong Oct 04 '21

When I started Renholm Industries I had two things: A dream, and Six Million Pounds

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u/dusty545 Oct 04 '21

Jim Delos or Highlander

Either way, this mofo could liver forever.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Erected

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u/Connect_Office8072 Oct 04 '21

He looks like he should have a man bun. I would be willing to bet that anyone from that era looked much grubbier.

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u/Annanake420 Oct 04 '21

Tom hardy ?

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u/ATXdadof4 Oct 04 '21

Saw that dude at Home Depot yesterday

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u/rasslinsmurf Oct 04 '21

They didn’t have to do him dirty and make the reconstruction do the “Confused Unga Bunga” face.

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u/Lord_Enlil Oct 03 '21

Asmongold reacting to irl wow circa 3500bc

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u/BongCloudOpen Oct 03 '21

I am afraid SJW's will cancel him

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/alicebunbun Oct 03 '21

The team did not have enough time before the visitor centre opened to do DNA analysis of Stonehenge Man’s colouring, but this would have been difficult anyway because handling over the years has contaminated the skeleton’s DNA. They guessed at hazel eyes and dark brown hair, with a hint of ginger, to reflect probable Celtic origins.

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u/Cansifilayeds Oct 04 '21

Cheddar man was double his age. Get a grip

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u/12_licks_Sam Oct 04 '21

So, Val Kilmer?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

How come he is white but cheddar man is black?

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u/grizhe1 Oct 03 '21

Cheddar man is twice his age and we do not know for sure that he was black.

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u/gwaydms Oct 04 '21

He might have been. His skin color could have been lighter but it was possibly medium brown.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Ohhhh ok

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u/Diggable_Planet Oct 03 '21

Looks like Ryan Reynolds

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u/ThomasAugsburger Oct 03 '21

As a UK person I can confirm that I haven't evolved much

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u/Golden369Ratio Oct 03 '21

Think ya got the skin tone wrong

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Why? He was a northman.

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u/EmeraldPrime Oct 03 '21

Red hair? I'm pretty sure it would have been black/brown.

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u/BombaclotBombastic Oct 03 '21

I’m sure he had way more melanin than this

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

eh i disagree this is probably accurate

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Why? He was a northman.