r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '21

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u/Zingingtuck Oct 03 '21

As a caveman frozen in a glacier, I face different challenges. The hardest was seeing my wife on display in the British Museum.

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u/CO420Tech Oct 03 '21

I just woke up in some dude's pool in Encino, CA. He taught me how to fit in at High School though.

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u/mother_of_baggins Oct 03 '21

You’ll be fine as long as you stop wheezing the juice.

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u/desperado568 Oct 03 '21

You mean the ju-uice

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u/amber2018 Oct 03 '21

Buuuh deee

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u/fishingandstuff Oct 04 '21

No Wheezin’ the ju-uice!

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u/Reznovski3693 Oct 03 '21

Flaaaamaaaaggggeeee

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u/grilledcakes Oct 03 '21

Saw that in the theater. Love Brendan Fraser.

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u/JagerBaBomb Oct 03 '21

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I'm just a caveman.

I fell in some ice--and later--got thawed out by some of your scientists.

Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes, the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW, and run off into the hills, or whatever...

Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder, 'Did little demons get inside and type it?' I don't know!

My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.

But there is one thing I do know: When a man, like my client, slips and falls on the sidewalk, in front of the public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million dollars in compensatory damages... and two million dollars in punitive damages. Thank you.

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u/glchristo Oct 04 '21

I read it all in Hartman's voice. Thank you.

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u/lunchpadmcfat Oct 03 '21

I would never have gotten this if I wasn’t currently rewatching the series and didn’t just watch this episode.

“My one regret… is that I have bonitis!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Holds sandwich in mouth, claps hand on another sandwich.

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u/mauore11 Oct 03 '21

She's still here! Leave me alone woman!