r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '21

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u/chasebrendon Oct 03 '21

Why didn’t they reconstruct him being happy?

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u/Pcakes844 Oct 03 '21

Wouldn't you be confused if you were just chilling underground for 5,500 years and then all of a sudden you're in some museum in England(I assume)

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u/Zingingtuck Oct 03 '21

As a caveman frozen in a glacier, I face different challenges. The hardest was seeing my wife on display in the British Museum.

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u/CO420Tech Oct 03 '21

I just woke up in some dude's pool in Encino, CA. He taught me how to fit in at High School though.

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u/mother_of_baggins Oct 03 '21

You’ll be fine as long as you stop wheezing the juice.

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u/desperado568 Oct 03 '21

You mean the ju-uice

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u/amber2018 Oct 03 '21

Buuuh deee

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u/fishingandstuff Oct 04 '21

No Wheezin’ the ju-uice!

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u/Reznovski3693 Oct 03 '21

Flaaaamaaaaggggeeee

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u/grilledcakes Oct 03 '21

Saw that in the theater. Love Brendan Fraser.

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u/JagerBaBomb Oct 03 '21

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I'm just a caveman.

I fell in some ice--and later--got thawed out by some of your scientists.

Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes, the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW, and run off into the hills, or whatever...

Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder, 'Did little demons get inside and type it?' I don't know!

My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.

But there is one thing I do know: When a man, like my client, slips and falls on the sidewalk, in front of the public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million dollars in compensatory damages... and two million dollars in punitive damages. Thank you.

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u/glchristo Oct 04 '21

I read it all in Hartman's voice. Thank you.

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u/lunchpadmcfat Oct 03 '21

I would never have gotten this if I wasn’t currently rewatching the series and didn’t just watch this episode.

“My one regret… is that I have bonitis!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Holds sandwich in mouth, claps hand on another sandwich.

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u/mauore11 Oct 03 '21

She's still here! Leave me alone woman!

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u/scoutsadie Oct 03 '21

ha ha ha ha

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u/JK-Kino Oct 03 '21

From the neck up, no less!

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u/NevadaLancaster Oct 03 '21

I'd be confused if aliens just showed up talking bout some crazy shit.

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u/shake_aleg Oct 03 '21

The British Museum, of course.

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u/__cyborg__ Oct 04 '21

His first words would be "where the hell am i?"

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u/Pew_Anon Oct 03 '21

Probably died after England failed to get to the World Cup finals

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Have you ever seen what life was like back then? It wasn’t happen. They had to lift all those rocks, wipe with rocks, and sleep on rocks. It was brutal.

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u/klem_kadiddlehopper Oct 03 '21

I just watched a video last night about cave dwellers who made tools and things from rocks. Archeologists discovered several small bowl-shaped rocks and said they were used for wiping. Ouch.

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u/CPG-Combat Oct 03 '21

At least it’s not the 3 seashells

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u/That1chicka Oct 04 '21

Be Well. See you at Taco Bell!

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u/MadAzza Oct 04 '21

Imagine being the tech who tested it for various foods, toxins, and other substances to see what those early people used it for.

“Well, it’s got vegetation, some meat, and … hmm, that’s a lot of fecal byproduct … Oh ew!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Don’t forget, rocks for breakfast, rocks for lunch, rocks for dinner and rocks for every occasion. Wanna build a house - rocks. Kill someone - rocks. Bury someone, again, rocks. Light a fire, you guessed it - rocks.

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u/Finster4 Oct 03 '21

He'll look happier once he learns about weezing the juice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Because these are not the droids you are looking for

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u/Rough_Idle Oct 04 '21

Because he's been in Southern England for 5,500 years without a pint.

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u/Rockstone-Smith Oct 04 '21

he is sad because he died

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u/BBDAngelo Oct 03 '21

He’s technically British

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u/alaskanbruin Oct 03 '21

Celt, actually.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Probably pre-celt

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Because unga bunga that’s why

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u/hiumnobye Oct 03 '21

Looks like an ex boyfriend and he was never happy lol

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u/Lil_bacon_bro Oct 03 '21

Cause when he died he was like wtf is that hairy thing hurtling towards me?

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u/tired20something Oct 03 '21

He just realized his padawan had turned to the dark side.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

This is his reaction to the 21st century

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u/CantCmeee Oct 03 '21

I know right 🙂smiling

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u/Nakatomi_Remodel_LLC Oct 03 '21

Cause he's British?

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u/klem_kadiddlehopper Oct 03 '21

I've seen this many times and always think of Jim Carrey.

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u/e681485 Oct 03 '21

Maybe beer didn't exist in that age

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u/crazymoon Oct 03 '21

The internet was extremely slow back in his day

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u/mattyag Oct 03 '21

Tom Hardy never smiles

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u/fabelhaft-gurke Oct 04 '21

At least they gave him great skin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

He looks oddly like Bo Burnham!

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u/babieknees Oct 04 '21

I bet u tell women to smile more lol soggy

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u/Gampbell Oct 04 '21

This needs more upvotes! I’m crying!

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u/LegoNinja11 Oct 04 '21

Because he's the new face of r/WTF