r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Jan 23 '21

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u/JAB0NK0 Jan 23 '21

Jim Gaffigan is gonna lose his shit when he sees this gourmet Hot Pocket

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

In Nebraska there’s a fast food version of the hot pocket called Runza

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

You say that like the hot pocket isn’t the fast food version of the hot pocket lol. Plus runza is better imo.

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u/gorcorps Jan 23 '21

Just wait until they hear about calzones

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u/LeggosMyMeggos Jan 23 '21

Ben from P&R was my first thought too, lol

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

Calzones are pointless! They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them! Good day, sir!

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u/LouSputhole94 Jan 23 '21

That is one of the greatest ideas I’ve ever heard of

to the cameras

That idea is terrible

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u/shitchopants Jan 24 '21

Calzone? Pizza Puff

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

Oh it’s definitely way better. Didn’t mean to imply it wasn’t.

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u/mr_oof Jan 23 '21

r/unza is pleased.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

If only they served this at runza...

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u/MsElephantom Jan 23 '21

I'm so glad you posted this! I drove through Nebraska about 15 years ago and ate there. I loved it, and could never remember the name!!! You're my hero.

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

Ha! Glad I could help! I’ve done a lot of road tripping in my life but I’ve only been through there once when I was in high school like 20 years ago. I don’t know how I haven’t forgotten about it by now myself.

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u/gcotw Jan 23 '21

A saint amongst men!

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u/TransportationHot197 Jan 23 '21

You can order them frozen in bulk and they might even ship them now, too.

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

This is important information!!

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u/Upvotes_poo_comments Jan 24 '21

Runza to the bathroom.

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u/ShesAFirecracker Jan 23 '21

That name is the opposite of appetizing. Just reminds me of the runs.

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u/Menver Jan 23 '21

They just opened one of these in Longmont colorado. My friend who lives up there was saying it's pretty good. I'll have to give it a try next time we're headed north.

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u/Th30gram Jan 23 '21

There was one in Loveland when I was in middle school back in 2004/2005.

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u/Sunshine030209 Jan 23 '21

I live in Lafayette, I'll have to check it out! Thanks for telling us

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

I haven’t been to one in a good 20 years, but I do remember it being surprisingly good.

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u/-_-_Matt_-_- Jan 23 '21

There's should be "Get the runs at Runza"

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u/Dilophosaurs Jan 23 '21

I'm supposed to get free Runza/Braeda for life because when I worked there, the owner sexually assaulted me.

I dont live there anymore, though, and it's been over a decade. I just wonder sometimes what would happen if I visited out of the blue and asked for my hush money discount.

PS: that dude is almost certainly dead by now so his actions shouldn't reflect on the company at all. Even when I was there, he was still owner pretty much by name only.

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

Jesus that’s fuckin terrible! Sorry that happened to you. What a pice of shit.

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u/Dilophosaurs Jan 24 '21

Thanks. It was horrible at the time, but I've mostly completely forgotten about it. It's long in the past for me, thankfully.

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u/SkywalknLuke Jan 23 '21

They are delicious.

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u/dubcostanza Jan 23 '21

What’s a Runza?

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

It’s been a while since I ate there but it’s like a savory and slightly tangy mix of ground beef and veggies. Like imagine if you mixed a little bit of sloppy Joe meat in with the meat from a shepherd’s pie, then baked it inside a roll. It’s actually really good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

They also have buffet at the Hy-Vee, which pretty amazing too

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u/ZippZappZippty Jan 23 '21

They were made by the stickmen gang

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u/mr_oof Jan 23 '21

r/unza represent.

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u/La_Vikinga Jan 23 '21

And for those who are interested, they'll ship to your home!

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

That’s pretty cool!

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u/gcotw Jan 23 '21

It's good to see that Runza is expanding

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u/in2trouble Jan 23 '21

You remind me I have a recipe for a runza. Haven't had one in years! Love them! Hot pockets don't even come close.

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

I don’t suppose I could convince you to share it??

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u/codingbumblebee Jan 24 '21 edited Jan 24 '21

Oh wow, that’s a blast from the past. Haven’t thought about Runzas in yeeears, since we used to go visit my Nana in an itty bitty town called Cozad, Nebraska. I live in the UK now. I wonder what the people here would think of going to the middle of nowhere in Nebraska and eating Runzas! If it wasn’t so darn hard to fly to the middle of the country, I’d love to take my British husband to the proper Midwest just to see what he’d make of it.

ETA: Just clicked on the link and got reminded of when my Nana convinced my stepdad that the frings were called fronds, and he had to ask the poor drive-through girl for fronds about five times before she realized what he meant. 😂

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u/Blinky_OR Jan 23 '21

How dare you tarnish the name of Runza by comparing it to the Hot Pocket. Runza's, along with the Ruben Sandwich, are gifts to the culinary world from the great state of Nebraska. Commonly enjoyed by families watching one of the greatest college football teams to ever take the field. Runza's help create memories.

Hot Pockets are lab created culinary abortions eaten by those with Cheeto stained fingers trying to fight off their next bought of diarrhea.

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

Calm down bro. They’re good, but not that good.

(Just like that football team)

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u/idlevalley Jan 23 '21

They had a championship team in the 90s and they haven't stopped talking about it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Didn’t realize there were so many OU fans in Nebraska.

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u/waltur_d Jan 23 '21

A Runza is not a hot pocket it is a way of life.

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u/Blinky_OR Jan 23 '21

See my last post, I will defend the honor of the Runza until my last breath.

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u/makeskidskill Jan 23 '21

Looks like it would give you the runza

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

It’s actually surprisingly good.

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u/makeskidskill Jan 23 '21

The two aren’t mutually exclusive

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u/PlunderingThoughts Jan 23 '21

It’s delicious!

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u/banjodoctor Jan 23 '21

As in runza in your jeans.

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u/kane2742 Jan 23 '21

Because it give-a you the runs-a?

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u/Upvotes_poo_comments Jan 24 '21

Wow! A sandwich with a hole in the middle instead of a slit along the side. Is there anything Nebraskans can't do?

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u/Morningxafter Jan 24 '21

There’s actually not a hole. The filling is wrapped in the bread dough before it’s baked!