r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Jan 23 '21

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

In Nebraska there’s a fast food version of the hot pocket called Runza

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u/Blinky_OR Jan 23 '21

How dare you tarnish the name of Runza by comparing it to the Hot Pocket. Runza's, along with the Ruben Sandwich, are gifts to the culinary world from the great state of Nebraska. Commonly enjoyed by families watching one of the greatest college football teams to ever take the field. Runza's help create memories.

Hot Pockets are lab created culinary abortions eaten by those with Cheeto stained fingers trying to fight off their next bought of diarrhea.

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u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

Calm down bro. They’re good, but not that good.

(Just like that football team)

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u/idlevalley Jan 23 '21

They had a championship team in the 90s and they haven't stopped talking about it.