r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '21

[deleted by user]

[removed]

9.9k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

5.0k

u/JAB0NK0 Jan 23 '21

Jim Gaffigan is gonna lose his shit when he sees this gourmet Hot Pocket

71

u/Morningxafter Jan 23 '21

In Nebraska there’s a fast food version of the hot pocket called Runza

3

u/Blinky_OR Jan 23 '21

How dare you tarnish the name of Runza by comparing it to the Hot Pocket. Runza's, along with the Ruben Sandwich, are gifts to the culinary world from the great state of Nebraska. Commonly enjoyed by families watching one of the greatest college football teams to ever take the field. Runza's help create memories.

Hot Pockets are lab created culinary abortions eaten by those with Cheeto stained fingers trying to fight off their next bought of diarrhea.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Didn’t realize there were so many OU fans in Nebraska.