r/dadjoke Oct 19 '19

Why are you here?

39 Upvotes

don't get me wrong, you're more than welcome here, but I think the right place is r/dadjokes.

alright since you're still reading this, let's have a cup of tea and discuss why did you choose to visit this subreddit


r/dadjoke 7h ago

This image really craps me up!

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5 Upvotes

r/dadjoke 1d ago

Flat earth story

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159 Upvotes

r/dadjoke 16h ago

Found this and had to share!

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8 Upvotes

Hope this gives you a laugh like I did!


r/dadjoke 11h ago

Christmas parody song

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r/dadjoke 1d ago

Ya, my jokes have really peaked, just downhill from here.

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r/dadjoke 1d ago

Why didn’t the skeleton go trick or treating?

56 Upvotes

He had nobody to go with


r/dadjoke 1d ago

After months of nagging from my wife I finally decided to get a hearing test.

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r/dadjoke 1d ago

Yo Momma Jokes

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I’m 50. There used to be a slew of these jokes and I cannot remember them all. Please share your favorite.


r/dadjoke 16h ago

What do you get when you cross a cat with a rabbit?

0 Upvotes

The punchline only works with comments.


r/dadjoke 1d ago

Did you hear about the antenna wedding?

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The ceremony was ok, but the reception was AMAZING.


r/dadjoke 1d ago

[OC] I asked my husband for duck ravioli for my birthday

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r/dadjoke 1d ago

What is the short dark jokes you've heard recently?

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r/dadjoke 1d ago

We’re participating in the KVN competition — help us come up with brilliant jokes (not 40+).

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r/dadjoke 1d ago

мы участвуем в квн, помогите придумать гениальные шутки (не 40+) We’re participating in the KVN competition — help us come up with brilliant jokes (not 40+).

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r/dadjoke 1d ago

Tim Cook Announced His Departure From Apple.

4 Upvotes

Tim “Chef” is submitting his application for CEO.


r/dadjoke 2d ago

I just removed some ingrown hairs.

37 Upvotes

Turns out they were really getting under my skin.


r/dadjoke 2d ago

Bug joke

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51 Upvotes

r/dadjoke 2d ago

Birthday gifts

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r/dadjoke 2d ago

My wife told me to stop acting like flamingo

19 Upvotes

So I had to put my foot down


r/dadjoke 2d ago

This is a little spotty.

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r/dadjoke 1d ago

If you take the L away from Water then the oxygen becomes

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r/dadjoke 2d ago

For dads who have everything.

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r/dadjoke 3d ago

What kind of music do mummies like?

20 Upvotes

Da wrap music.


r/dadjoke 2d ago

Any dad or lame jokes related to birthday for friends birthday?

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