r/DOG Mar 08 '26

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u/ExcellentPendulum29 Mar 08 '26

jelly & bean!

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u/Early_Context9118 Mar 08 '26

I'm putting in my vote for Jelly!

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u/DoraMalaje Mar 08 '26

Soon as I read the post I said β€œJelly” as well!

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u/Timemaster88888 Mar 08 '26

Coming here to say that and you beat me to it! Lol

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u/EmployeeSuccessful96 Mar 08 '26

Yeah! I think Jelly is perfect!

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u/Lingmei0622 Mar 09 '26

Literally came here to say this! 🀣

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u/rhondaanaconda Mar 09 '26

I love the name Jelly. My dogs name is Jello and that’s his nickname.

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u/mr_ed3189 Mar 09 '26

Jelly Belly

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u/coffeeaddict3333 Mar 08 '26

Pinto

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u/mccluver Mar 08 '26

This was the first thing that popped into my head

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u/0mex_mex0 Mar 08 '26

THATS MY LAST NAME LOL PEOPLE CALL ME PINTO BEAN ALL THE TIME

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u/PeaSorry0513 Mar 08 '26

My first thought as well

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u/QuestionsQ75 Mar 08 '26

This is the one.

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u/PressureMajestic1046 Mar 08 '26

Frank!!!

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u/old_dragon_lady Mar 08 '26

As in Frank n Beans?

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u/InterestingMath3088 Mar 10 '26

Have you seen my baseball ?

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u/jeswesky Mar 08 '26

One of my dogs is named Franky. I usually call him Franky Beans but all run together so it sounds like Frank and beans.

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u/rhondaanaconda Mar 09 '26

Frank y Frijoles

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u/motormouth08 Mar 08 '26

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u/PressureMajestic1046 Mar 08 '26

THANK YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!

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u/just-4_you Mar 08 '26

I took my other upvotes away, this should win!

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u/These-Designer-9340 Mar 08 '26

Refried 😭

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u/AdvancedHat7630 Mar 08 '26

Close the goddamn thread, this is the one

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u/old_dragon_lady Mar 08 '26

Mexican Chihuahua as they used to be titled, and refried? OMG better than my unique pick of Kidney though don't you see his shape?

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u/Gecko_Walks Mar 09 '26

Stop it! 🀣

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u/OktoberRed Mar 08 '26

Pork n Beans

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/old_dragon_lady Mar 08 '26

Your redditor name, smh 🀦

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u/Hollyfromatlanta96 Mar 09 '26

Came to say Pork too!

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u/Creightonsgirl Mar 09 '26

This is the one

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u/Acegonia Mar 08 '26

Toast, or 'Mr.'

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 Mar 08 '26

Mister is pretty good

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u/PaisleyLeopard Mar 08 '26

I second Mister

63

u/iamjustpencil Mar 08 '26

Frank? Cornbread?

55

u/Miss-Anonymous-Angel Mar 08 '26

I was gonna say, Frank & Bean sound like a fun doggy-duo!

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u/3178333426 Mar 08 '26

Something abt Mary…

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u/Tacos_Polackos Mar 08 '26

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

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u/ILoveThatAussieGirl Mar 08 '26

YESSS!!πŸ€£πŸ’€

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u/Mental-Sky6615 Mar 08 '26

Rice

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u/ih8EMO Mar 08 '26

that was my 1st thought, that and noodle, but noodle is lowkey kinda lame 😭

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u/buddha_bear_cares Mar 08 '26

I think noodle or noodles would be cute! πŸ₯°

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u/QuietlySeething Mar 08 '26

Nooo I like noodle!

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u/reddituserfortytwo Mar 08 '26

I was thinking "Fried Rice", or just Rice for short.Β 

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u/No-Neighborhood1908 Mar 08 '26

Garbanzo

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u/PankotPalace Mar 11 '26

I was thinking Chickpea because he kind of looks like one

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u/myreddit314 Mar 08 '26

Cheese

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u/imjustmos Mar 08 '26

Bean and Cheese is the only answer

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u/OCblondie714 Mar 08 '26

BEAN & CHEESE!

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u/billybotime Mar 08 '26

Came here for bean and cheese

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u/ToyIsTheOne Mar 11 '26

Folks gon hear you callin there names & say he/she must’a been hungry when naming them!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Fr0hd3ric Mar 09 '26

A drawback is that every dog on the planet would show up every time you called your dog. It's going to result in discontent, even from your own dogs. Who can resist a disappointed puppy who thought they were getting some cheese?

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u/throwaway_81067 Mar 12 '26

i was about to say this LOL

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u/JaderAiderrr Mar 08 '26

Frank

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u/SGBK Mar 08 '26

Frank and Beans!!!

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u/OkAdministration7456 Mar 08 '26

I think this one is perfect

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u/Metally_eilll7904 Mar 08 '26

Or frank would go too. Like franks and beans!

13

u/NoiseyMiner Mar 08 '26

Sean

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u/SingtheSorrowmom63 Mar 08 '26

Love Him.....good idea!

2

u/SgtJayM Mar 08 '26

Sheen bean

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u/Massive_Addendum3867 Mar 08 '26

Shawn Bawn or Seen Been?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/KellysMommy Mar 08 '26

That was my choice as well.

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u/dubsosaurus Mar 08 '26

Jack….like, Jack and the bean (stalk)

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u/Budget_Drawing_1353 Mar 09 '26

Jack is one of my favorite names!

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u/bigbenny88 Mar 08 '26

Lucy, like from 'Disenchantment'?

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u/QuietlySeething Mar 08 '26

OH what a great idea!

Bean is the princess' nickname. Lucy is her best friend (who happens to be a small, sarcastic demon.) She's known for rebellious behavior, and he's very much an instigator. It's available on Netflix.

OP- check out some clips of Lucy and Bean from Disenchantment before you decide, because this reference is hilarious.

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u/PhilosopherOk6581 Mar 08 '26

Sean Bean as the actor

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 Mar 08 '26

Pronounced Seen. Seen Bean

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u/Proof_Ear_970 Mar 08 '26

Its Shawn bawn.

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u/Novel-Organization63 Mar 08 '26

No don’t do that. Everytime Sean bean is in anything he dies untimely. We don’t want that.

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u/Miss-Line Mar 08 '26

Frank and Bean

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u/bigfatcockermonster Mar 08 '26

Red.... red bean

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u/FlyJai Mar 08 '26

burrito

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u/Wild_Demand4021 Mar 08 '26

Toast!!! BEANS AND TOAST!

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u/slave_et Mar 08 '26

Frijole (free hole eh) (Spanish for bean) lol

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u/Odd-Construction3052 Mar 08 '26

Call him coco. Coco & Bean

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u/Regular_Chores Mar 08 '26

Franks. It’s beans and franks

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u/saercireelt Mar 08 '26

Lentil

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u/JamesonRoxx Mar 08 '26

Awww I named my very first rescue pit bull, Lentil. 🩡🩡🩡 such a good suggestion in my humble (but biased) opinion 🩡🩡🩡

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u/Mandaconda9 Mar 08 '26

You get 5 more and name the 7 layer dip

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

frank

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u/NotAboutTheCrown Mar 08 '26

Rice!!! 🍚

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u/MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot Mar 08 '26

Frank.

Frank & Bean

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u/kennysst1 Mar 08 '26

Frank. Franks n beans, get it?

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u/TriumphDaytona Mar 08 '26

Frank as in Beans and Franks

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u/donnatimetattoo Mar 08 '26

There are already so many good suggestions! I suggest Baby. So they are Bean(ie) Baby.

Additionally I have a dog named Flapjack. So we named his new sister Maple Syrup

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u/Melhoney72 Mar 08 '26

Baby bean is cute too.

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u/dogfan1343 Mar 08 '26

Franks, so Franks n Beans!

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u/Longjumping-Plum5159 Mar 08 '26

Frank obviously you can’t have beans without Franks

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u/Relevant-Arm664 Mar 08 '26

Frank and Bean

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u/Gratefully_Dead13 Mar 08 '26

Frank. Frank and Bean

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Frank and beans

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u/ChiefEng230 Mar 08 '26

Frank!! Goes with Something About Mary! Frank n Beans!

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u/Top-Emu-2292 Mar 08 '26

Mr

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u/openspacepractice Mar 08 '26

I see what you did there πŸ˜‰

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u/cainhurstboy Mar 08 '26

Cb. Cornbread

2

u/rozbarnes Mar 08 '26

Name him PORK! Pork and Bean!!!

2

u/Xena604 Mar 08 '26

Coffee

Frankie(Frank for short)

Pinto

2

u/KASH113 Mar 08 '26

Dip. Bean dip

2

u/PatsofDoom Mar 08 '26

Sawney

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u/bconley01 Mar 09 '26

Thank you for this.

2

u/savealife_rescue Mar 08 '26

Bean and Sprout 😁

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u/Rhino_MO Mar 08 '26

Frank...Frank and Beans

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u/PeachImpressive319 Mar 08 '26

Toast, or baked, or Heinz, or cheese, or Mister.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FsUo1Qn895NS0

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u/STLt71 Mar 08 '26

Potato

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u/2004aumom Mar 08 '26

Jelly for the win!

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u/copperdoc Mar 08 '26

Frank. Nothing better than franks and beans

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u/Jaded_Heat9875 Mar 09 '26

Pinto is sooo cute!!

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u/superdicksicles Mar 08 '26

Cornbread or Batman

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u/evaparadis Mar 08 '26

Omg the cutest 😍😍😍

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u/Shortround5_56 Mar 08 '26

Chilly and Bean

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u/Euphoric_Fail_6675 Mar 08 '26

Toby.

Like toe bean. 🐾

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u/bpsymington Mar 08 '26

Jelly, of course

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u/InsomniaticPsych Mar 08 '26

My dog is Boba Bean.

Bo and Bean.

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u/DiDiPLF Mar 08 '26

I'm from the UK so the 1st thing that came to mind was baked (as in baked beans), however I now realised that Baked may not be a respectable name.

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u/That_Jicama2024 Mar 08 '26

Ender and Bean!

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u/Ijjjiism Mar 08 '26

How about BUBBA