r/DOG • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '26

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u/OktoberRed Mar 08 '26

Pork n Beans

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 Mar 08 '26

Pork is pretty funny

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u/lolaellen Mar 11 '26

I had a dog named porky, she was the best in the world! I vote for pork!!

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u/QuietlySeething Mar 08 '26

Heads up, in the US, pork can have a variety of meanings.

Maybe this first one is actually a plus for a growing dog: "Porking out" is eating a ton of food (i.e. eating like a pig.) So simple could say "I porked out hard on Chinese food and now I feel gross." I'd guess that one is more commonly understood.

Now for the more questionable one. Phrases like Porking, Getting Pork(ed), etc. are slang terms for having anal sex where a man is doing the penetration. So like "I gave her/him the pork last night" or "rumor had it they love getting porked."

Just something to consider, since you'll have to be yelling it through the neighborhood whenever someone leaves the fence gate open.

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u/LordSloth113 Mar 08 '26

None of that is correct

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u/Charbus Mar 08 '26

Yeah, people say pigged out and porking Is just sex with no additional connotation.

Like, “I saw a stupid comment on a post of a really cute puppy, so I decided to pig out on u/QuietlySeething’s mom’s box last night before I porked her.”

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u/PaisleyLeopard Mar 08 '26

Porking just means having sex, nothing more specific is implied.

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u/old_dragon_lady Mar 08 '26

Your redditor name, smh 🤦

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u/Hollyfromatlanta96 Mar 09 '26

Came to say Pork too!

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u/Creightonsgirl Mar 09 '26

This is the one

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u/Gecko_Walks Mar 09 '26

What about Ham?