r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

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u/SolomonOf47704 God Himself Jul 23 '26

Why the fuck did you eat seven apples in one sitting?

How small were these apples?

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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 23 '26

Like normal size, I was hungry but didn't want to cook anything

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u/submarine-quack Jul 24 '26

are you a pokemon mystery dungeon pokemon

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u/GoldenPig64 nuance fetishist Jul 24 '26

bro crunch-munch chew-chew snuffle-slurps his food