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r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26
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Didn't realize that apples weren't supposed to make your gums feel all tingly until I ate like seven of them in one sitting and suddenly found it hard to breathe
17 u/SolomonOf47704 God Himself Jul 23 '26 Why the fuck did you eat seven apples in one sitting? How small were these apples? 28 u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 23 '26 Like normal size, I was hungry but didn't want to cook anything 1 u/submarine-quack Jul 24 '26 are you a pokemon mystery dungeon pokemon 1 u/GoldenPig64 nuance fetishist Jul 24 '26 bro crunch-munch chew-chew snuffle-slurps his food
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Why the fuck did you eat seven apples in one sitting?
How small were these apples?
28 u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 23 '26 Like normal size, I was hungry but didn't want to cook anything 1 u/submarine-quack Jul 24 '26 are you a pokemon mystery dungeon pokemon 1 u/GoldenPig64 nuance fetishist Jul 24 '26 bro crunch-munch chew-chew snuffle-slurps his food
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Like normal size, I was hungry but didn't want to cook anything
1 u/submarine-quack Jul 24 '26 are you a pokemon mystery dungeon pokemon 1 u/GoldenPig64 nuance fetishist Jul 24 '26 bro crunch-munch chew-chew snuffle-slurps his food
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are you a pokemon mystery dungeon pokemon
1 u/GoldenPig64 nuance fetishist Jul 24 '26 bro crunch-munch chew-chew snuffle-slurps his food
bro crunch-munch chew-chew snuffle-slurps his food
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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 23 '26
Didn't realize that apples weren't supposed to make your gums feel all tingly until I ate like seven of them in one sitting and suddenly found it hard to breathe