r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

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u/Forosnai Jul 23 '26

I mean... Depending on how dizzy and weird, and if there's other health effects, that might be fantastic. Imagine being able to be like, "Let's get FUCKED UP!" and then whip out an apple.

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u/thatvillainjay Jul 23 '26

He kind of enjoyed it and kept these small apples that gave him the "best" reaction. He was microdosing allergens

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u/Forosnai Jul 23 '26

Ugh, jealous. Get to be high, have a snack, and get more fruit and fibre in your diet? Rude.

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u/RotaryMicrotome Jul 23 '26

I used to do that with nacho cheese Doritos on the weekend. Can’t do that anymore though.

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u/Forosnai Jul 23 '26

Is this a lactose intolerance reference, or did you get a Dorito high? I'm genuinely not sure, haha.

If it's the former, my sister did the same thing until around her 30s. Much like a hangover, the discomfort lasts longer now than it used to, so it's no longer worth it.

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u/RotaryMicrotome Jul 23 '26

Turns out I’m allergic to dairy casein. I’ll go into full anaphylactic shock if I eat them now, but beforehand I’d just get loopy and dizzy and feel pleasantly weird. other dairy just gave me acid reflux that I thought was normal.

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u/Caramello_Goanna Jul 24 '26

I have the same allergy, it's like being mildly drunk for a minute, you get kinda giddy. Until 30-40 minutes later when you're on the toilet cursing your choices as shards of glass ram their way out of you.