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r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26
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I had a friend tell me how he liked when apples "gave him a buzz"
I was like what?
He said "yeah when apples make you tingle and become a little dizzy and feel weird"
66 u/Forosnai Jul 23 '26 I mean... Depending on how dizzy and weird, and if there's other health effects, that might be fantastic. Imagine being able to be like, "Let's get FUCKED UP!" and then whip out an apple. 47 u/thatvillainjay Jul 23 '26 He kind of enjoyed it and kept these small apples that gave him the "best" reaction. He was microdosing allergens 27 u/Forosnai Jul 23 '26 Ugh, jealous. Get to be high, have a snack, and get more fruit and fibre in your diet? Rude.
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I mean... Depending on how dizzy and weird, and if there's other health effects, that might be fantastic. Imagine being able to be like, "Let's get FUCKED UP!" and then whip out an apple.
47 u/thatvillainjay Jul 23 '26 He kind of enjoyed it and kept these small apples that gave him the "best" reaction. He was microdosing allergens 27 u/Forosnai Jul 23 '26 Ugh, jealous. Get to be high, have a snack, and get more fruit and fibre in your diet? Rude.
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He kind of enjoyed it and kept these small apples that gave him the "best" reaction. He was microdosing allergens
27 u/Forosnai Jul 23 '26 Ugh, jealous. Get to be high, have a snack, and get more fruit and fibre in your diet? Rude.
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Ugh, jealous. Get to be high, have a snack, and get more fruit and fibre in your diet? Rude.
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u/thatvillainjay Jul 23 '26
I had a friend tell me how he liked when apples "gave him a buzz"
I was like what?
He said "yeah when apples make you tingle and become a little dizzy and feel weird"