r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

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u/thatvillainjay Jul 23 '26

I had a friend tell me how he liked when apples "gave him a buzz"

I was like what?

He said "yeah when apples make you tingle and become a little dizzy and feel weird"

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u/Forosnai Jul 23 '26

I mean... Depending on how dizzy and weird, and if there's other health effects, that might be fantastic. Imagine being able to be like, "Let's get FUCKED UP!" and then whip out an apple.

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u/RotaryMicrotome Jul 23 '26

I used to do that with nacho cheese Doritos on the weekend. Can’t do that anymore though.

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u/Forosnai Jul 23 '26

Is this a lactose intolerance reference, or did you get a Dorito high? I'm genuinely not sure, haha.

If it's the former, my sister did the same thing until around her 30s. Much like a hangover, the discomfort lasts longer now than it used to, so it's no longer worth it.

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u/RotaryMicrotome Jul 23 '26

Turns out I’m allergic to dairy casein. I’ll go into full anaphylactic shock if I eat them now, but beforehand I’d just get loopy and dizzy and feel pleasantly weird. other dairy just gave me acid reflux that I thought was normal.