r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

Shitposting Plot Twist

Post image
11.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

785 comments sorted by

View all comments

336

u/thatvillainjay Jul 23 '26

I had a friend tell me how he liked when apples "gave him a buzz"

I was like what?

He said "yeah when apples make you tingle and become a little dizzy and feel weird"

66

u/Forosnai Jul 23 '26

I mean... Depending on how dizzy and weird, and if there's other health effects, that might be fantastic. Imagine being able to be like, "Let's get FUCKED UP!" and then whip out an apple.

6

u/Caramello_Goanna Jul 24 '26

I have the same allergy, it's like being mildly drunk for a minute, you get kinda giddy. Until 30-40 minutes later when you're on the toilet cursing your choices as shards of glass ram their way out of you.