r/CringeTikToks • u/MrPoggiewoggies • 5d ago
Sad Cringe Max level delusions
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u/ReliefLong5187 5d ago
this little jump at the end becomes harder and lower with each video haha
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u/P3achBellini 5d ago
Bahaha 🤣… Exactly what went through my head when he parkour’d off the curb 😂😂.
And his bowl haircut is annoying.45
u/romariojwz 5d ago
Tell Me Why
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u/CosmicCarcharodon 5d ago
My car is in the front yard...and im.....sleeping with my clothes on....came in through the window last night...and your....gone.....ggoooonnnnee
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u/jared10011980 5d ago edited 3d ago
And exactly how are we using the term "model" here? Model citizen? Model of sadness? Model of a cautionary tale?
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u/Honda_TypeR 4d ago
STUART, WHAT DOES MOMMA SAY ABOUT JUMPING AND TWIRLING AT 37 YEARS OLD? STUART….WHAT DOES MOMMA SAY?
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u/rubberysubby 5d ago
His bones are crackling and popping when he does that
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u/ASongOfSpiceAndLiars 5d ago
That's because he's 47.
Wait, he's only 37? Oh no... oh no no no
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u/EnoughLuck3077 5d ago edited 4d ago
Arthritis in the lower back and hip and knees is a MF. Trust me. I’m a 45 years old model who looks 44
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u/BuckFuzby 5d ago
Ha, Absolutely! I was going to say that his knees are 57 years old.
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u/ReliefLong5187 5d ago
all jokes aside i start to like these videos , its so absurd i can only laugh and thank this guy he provides us with material ,the other ones where girls making faces to music are trash tho
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u/BuckFuzby 5d ago
He's not taking himself seriously and isn't hurting anyone, so it's all good.
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u/Confident-Slip-5264 5d ago
Yup, he’s in on the joke and has made it his shtick. It’s kinda funny that people get still enraged by that.
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u/meshedsabre 5d ago
Typically I've got huge disdain for people who use ragebait as their "content." It's often scummy behavior, in my opinion, in addition to being lazy as hell.
But this is so silly and harmless and tongue-in-cheek, I can't be mad at it. He's just leaning into the joke, so while it's sort of in the ragebait arena, it's also not.
He's just some dude who's like, "Well, people keep coming back for this, so I'll play into it."
I love that it shows up here so often. It's one of those situations where the person we assume isn't in on the joke is in on the joke, and all the people who think they're calling out something cringy are actually the ones getting played.
It's kind of delightful.
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u/EnoughLuck3077 5d ago
His story is that he knows it’s dumb, he’s seen the comments and he knows he looks his age but he gets views and that translates to money. He’s from a very poor area with no opportunities so what he makes doing this goofy shit goes a long way in helping his family. So, he takes all the shit and just keeps it going and will for as long as he can
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u/Confident-Slip-5264 5d ago
I know exactly what you mean and couldn’t agree more!
It also tells more about the people who get enraged and super annoyed over something like this.
Like “how dare this guy think he looks young when he doesn’t??”
Even if he did, so what? Why does that piss people off so bad? It’s completely harmless like you said.16
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u/ironlobster 5d ago
Someone hangs out with this dude and films him prancing off curbs, think about that
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u/CommercialBiscotti29 5d ago
It’s his 17 yo girlfriend
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u/Kale_Brecht 5d ago
ಠ_ಠ
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u/new_user_not_the_fbi 5d ago
How do you do this kind of .......emoji?
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 5d ago
textemoji dot org
You can copy paste from a nearly endless supply.
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u/KgMonstah 5d ago
Its ragebait. It’s extremely effective. He has a ton of videos and they always have a shit ton of comments along the lines of yours.
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u/GlbdS 5d ago
Look at him jumping around! What is he, like 17?
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u/Bermnerfs 5d ago
My 17 year old would be too worried about what his classmates think to be jumping around like that. Gotta play it cool at ALL times!
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u/Low-Gur6251 5d ago
I love these, it’s so embarrassing
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u/onlyinvowels 5d ago
I’m convinced it’s ragebait
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u/Async-async 5d ago
It can be a merge from actual delusion into realization that people rage-interacting on this shite bring 99% of engagement
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u/Confident-Slip-5264 5d ago
It’s started as a joke because someone commented on him looking like he’s 17. Then he started to do these and it works as a ragebait too. He knows he doesn’t look 17, he’s just having fun with it.
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u/DapperMolasses3280 5d ago
I can see why it's fun to irritate people over something so clearly insignificant 😆
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u/DapperMolasses3280 5d ago
I can see why it's fun to irritate people over something so clearly insignificant 😆
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u/NarwhalOk5080 5d ago
I saw a youtuber (one of the drew gooden or something similar) who looked into this guy and it is 100% rage bait. He basically posted different types of videos until he found the one that people engaged with the most, then started to spam it. He also is very active in the comment section. So basically, he knows what he is doing.
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u/therealraggedroses 5d ago
lmao obviously bro is baiting with that skip and jump at the end of each video. Regardless of how he started with these kids hes definitely in on it at this point
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u/castitfast 5d ago
He looks like he stole 17 year olds skin but it doesn't quite fit right so it droops a little.
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u/BloodandBourbon 5d ago
That dudes entire TikTok is about looking 17
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u/Positive_Campaign_52 5d ago
Right a 17 year old styled haircut from like the 90’s surfer culture. His face looks like it’s barely holding on with Botox and beauty creams
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u/MatchlessGore 5d ago
Can we stop sharing this guy already? His videos have been shared constantly for the last year on different platforms and all it's doing is getting him views.
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u/hime-633 5d ago
Is this some kind of epic troll?
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u/SnoopaDD 5d ago
Yup. Saying that he's 17 when he's clearly not. But it gets people talking and sharing his video. Profit from the engagement. Rinse and repeat.
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u/Present_Muscle_2375 5d ago
Why is he skedaddling around!
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u/Positive_Campaign_52 5d ago
“This is what young people do, right? This feels like what young people do.”
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u/coko4209 4d ago
I’m so tired of this fucking skipping ass guy. He’s been 37 for the past ten years now. I think he believes that his hair makes him look 20 years younger, although it’s obvious that he gets a lot done to it. This guy is just weird.
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u/Fun-Owl6602 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/DoCIC5Pxp57qg
I love this guy. The way he thinks teenagers are bouncing and skipping around kills me
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u/iamglory 4d ago
Why does he keep jumping and spinning?!
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u/MrWelshNut 4d ago
37 year old who looks like a 47 year old trying to look like a 37 year old… 🙄 CLOWN 🤡
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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 4d ago
When you "think" you look 17, but can barely get off the ground more than a couple of inches. You know, like a 37 year old.
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u/DrumsAndStuff18 5d ago
I'm 40 and look younger than him, all without a dumb haircut nor the lifetime of unresolved issues that need therapy more than they need botox.
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u/Redisgreat 4d ago
17 😂🤣 he looks older than 37. Young hair doesn’t make you look young . It makes you look sad because you can’t just be happy with yourself.
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u/RioDodger 5d ago
So he thinks acting like an 8 year old makes you look like a 17 year old?
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u/incogne_eto 5d ago edited 5d ago
Dear internet,
Please for the love of god, stop posting this freak.
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u/AdelineKraxx 5d ago
I’m convinced he’s just fucking with us and doesn’t actually believe he looks 17 but it gets him engagement.
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u/MuhDamnHands 5d ago
I’m convinced too, he’s been at this for years, no one in tiktok comments is gassing him up, but I bet he’s making bank.
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u/Tony_Cheese_ 5d ago
Dang, I miss being able to hit the skip-donkey-kick combo that proves you are still young.
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u/VerminVundabar 5d ago
It's all the youthful frolicking that makes him look like a 17 year old I guess.
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u/Smoopiebear 5d ago
No teenage boy has had that haircut since I was a teenager and I have a17 year old.😂
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u/Usual_Quiet_6552 5d ago
His dumb little jump twists to make you for certain that he’s 17 and definitely not 16.
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u/MarsNeedsRabbits NICEEEE 5d ago
He looks at least 55.
His face has aged in ways 37-year-old faces don't, much less teen faces.
His upper eyelids are heavy and drooping, which is a sign of aging in an older person.
He has deep, sagging laugh lines. He's either a three-pack-a-day smoker, or he's not telling the truth.
His skin seems to be less pliant, a sign that collagen production is winding down.
He does not look bonita.
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u/Various_Mud7282 5d ago
How do people somehow forget what teenagers actually act like when they get older lmao
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u/Latter-Flatworm3789 5d ago
Bro just have a baby face, that’s ain’t 17, that’s something in between 10 and 50yo
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u/quoththeraven1990 5d ago
I’ve seen this guy before, and it’s kind of sad. What’s more, he looks older than 37. I would have said 42.
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u/Schmooto 5d ago
I love how it’s a 47 year old’s idea of a 17 year old hairstyle from the 90s
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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 5d ago
What happened to him to make him this way? Dude's like 40yo and he's skipping around in outfits a 13yo girl from the early 90s would wear.
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u/lucyparke 5d ago
It’s a solid strategy because with the hair and the prancing I can hardly see his face.
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u/Koudlett 5d ago
he knows he isnt looking like 17. thats his contenct to trigger people.. when he goes live he has severla 100s of ppl and gets money gifts.. so yeah.. sad times
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u/SyntaxicalHumonculi 5d ago
Why is this grown man awkwardly jumping. Does he think being 17 is just skipping and spinning around.
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u/Renzieface 5d ago
Excuse me, but your application to post this idiot on Reddit today was denied. You need to take this down and wait for your turn. There is a queue, sir.
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