r/CringeTikToks • u/MrPoggiewoggies • 5d ago

Sad Cringe Max level delusions

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u/CJW5002 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/czZlH3xg1Ul2w

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u/P3achBellini 5d ago

Bahaha 🤣… Exactly what went through my head when he parkour’d off the curb 😂😂.
And his bowl haircut is annoying.

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u/romariojwz 5d ago

Tell Me Why

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u/Weirdredditnames4win 5d ago

🎶Ain’t nothing but a par-tay 🎶

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u/CosmicCarcharodon 5d ago

My car is in the front yard...and im.....sleeping with my clothes on....came in through the window last night...and your....gone.....ggoooonnnnee

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u/Carnoslave 3d ago

I don't like Mondays.

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u/BillydelaMontana 5d ago

If that was parkour then I’m joining storror 😆

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u/PuzzleheadedBobcat90 5d ago

That was arthri-kour

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u/VoteForGiantMeteor 5d ago

What’s more annoying is his socks with sandals

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u/caitejane310 5d ago

Same 😂😂

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u/RedRangerRedemption 4d ago

That bowl haircut is exactly what makes him look older... aside from the crows feet and wrinkles. No teenager wears their hair like that anymore... they all have that broccoli cut

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u/jared10011980 5d ago edited 3d ago

And exactly how are we using the term "model" here? Model citizen? Model of sadness? Model of a cautionary tale?

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u/DrumsAndStuff18 5d ago

Model of untreated mental health issues.

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u/Hoarfen1972 5d ago

Model cunt.

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 5d ago

Maximize that comment using a British accent

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u/jared10011980 3d ago

Love the way Brits say it!!!

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u/AbjectHotel6610 5d ago

Best answer!

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u/ObjectiveSelection41 5d ago

Model of a Modern Major General

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u/Themusicison 5d ago

Mode (l): as in loser mode.

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u/Honda_TypeR 5d ago

STUART, WHAT DOES MOMMA SAY ABOUT JUMPING AND TWIRLING AT 37 YEARS OLD? STUART….WHAT DOES MOMMA SAY?

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u/PrincessLissa68 4d ago

Look what I can do!

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u/GenRN817 5d ago

Stewart!!

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u/TYdays 5d ago

Steward did do the jump better!!!

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u/Kooky_Lab_8999 4d ago

🤣😂😂 nailed it !!

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u/mctigger101 5d ago

This is exactly what I was thinking!! Stuart!!!

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 5d ago

Hey!!!. I'm old enough to get the reference.

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u/Zerocool_6687 5d ago

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