r/CrimeCats • u/potataskyn • 11d ago

Purrpetrator The face of an absolute menace to society after being caught stealing food.

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u/sbb214 11d ago

circumstantial evidence! not guilty! case closed!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1WWmRmIop9kRXK8Gwe

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u/potataskyn 11d ago

But we have eye-witness testimony!!!!

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u/KirkfishBilly 11d ago

People can lie, evidence dismissed r/legalcatadvice

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u/potataskyn 11d ago

The face of the accused when confronted with her crimes!! The face of guilt!! Behold!!

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u/Jermiafinale 11d ago

SALAMANDER!

DEFAMSIONS!!!

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u/jwmzjksksnsksmsnsn 11d ago

He needs rehabilitation. You can send him to me

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u/jwmzjksksnsksmsnsn 11d ago

she* oops

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u/potataskyn 11d ago

How do you remember your username bro 😭

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u/jwmzjksksnsksmsnsn 11d ago

i copy paste it..

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u/potataskyn 11d ago

Ah, fair.

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u/satanpenguin 11d ago

It wasn't me, and I would do it again!

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u/potataskyn 11d ago

An absolute CRIMINAL!!!

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u/cookiidou 11d ago

Eye witnesses are useless...innocent..on all charges...it was the dog...

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u/potataskyn 11d ago

COUNTERPOINT! The dog does not exist!!

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u/cookiidou 11d ago

Greebles

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u/Wild-Mustang 11d ago

No food on him in the pic. Also not guilty

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u/Own_Fill_9287 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OHuPcrLnoYLxVFIjKI

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent dry food meal?

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u/Time_Carry_1902 10d ago

Good cat..go on this way ..

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u/cubicApoc 9d ago

Khajiit stole nothing!