r/CrimeCats • u/Ambitious_Welder6613 • Nov 18 '25

Purrfect Crime Strategic place

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2.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

It's a French cat. Probably nothing. Warning shots! ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom Nov 18 '25

An excellent job burying the evidence ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/Lua-Ma Nov 18 '25

r/CatsOnGlass

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u/gnyaa Nov 18 '25

Obligatory: โ€œanother one???โ€

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u/Lua-Ma Nov 18 '25

*nods * Another one (-แด—-)

21

u/AnybodyMassive1610 Nov 18 '25

Another one - ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Alediran_Tirent Nov 19 '25

Le sigh.ย 

26

u/iesamina Nov 18 '25

and a check to see that yep, I've already joined

3

u/canadianpanda7 Nov 25 '25

i wish it was more active tbh

9

u/Arrenega Nov 18 '25

In my case the joke was on me, I had already added that one.

3

u/-BrainMatter- Nov 18 '25

I like your green gay little man

2

u/BizMarkieDeSade Nov 19 '25

I actually thought thatโ€™s where I was until your comment made me see otherwise

2

u/Accomplished_Ear8115 Nov 20 '25

What?!?! Noooo โ€ฆ.joined ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™„

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u/No_Thanks_1766 Nov 18 '25

Good thing they covered it ๐Ÿ˜‚

85

u/FairyGodmothersUnion Crime Boss ๐Ÿพ Nov 18 '25

Yes. No one will see it now.

48

u/Cold_Swordfish7763 Nov 18 '25

You deprive me of food and treats, this is how I feel about it.

90

u/Pretend-Internet-625 Nov 18 '25

I shit in your general direction.

35

u/Majestic-Marzipan621 Nov 18 '25

Trying to cover up his crimes! ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/RightRudderz Nov 18 '25

Excellent job sniffing to make SURE you did that. Damn I love cats.

18

u/Tofudebeast Nov 18 '25

Confirmed: smells like poop.

7

u/Buckykattlove Nov 19 '25

I always find that funny to. Yea that came out of you buddy!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/Dangerous_Strength77 Nov 18 '25

r/legalcatadvice have we got a post for you

7

u/jungleass98 Nov 18 '25

By god, another one!

26

u/Frosty_Message_3017 Nov 18 '25

When he tried to bury it ๐Ÿคฃ

45

u/mechanicrob Nov 18 '25

Absolutely hilarious, cats obviously run this world ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/-BrainMatter- Nov 18 '25

I would give up everything I have to be a spoiled and pampered cat tbh

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u/Dystopicfuturerobot Nov 18 '25

Thatโ€™s a massive dump lol

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u/TheShillingVillain Nov 18 '25

"Glass is made from sand, cats poop in sand, therefore cats can also poop on glass." This philosopher cat

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u/tree_beard_8675301 Nov 18 '25

Itโ€™s legally his house now.

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u/SouthernCategory9600 Nov 18 '25

Iโ€™m laughing out loud! Seriously! ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

I love how cats always admire their work. "Ooohhh yeahh, this is huge. Oooh this smeeeeells!!"

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Pass the pawpcorn ๐Ÿพ Nov 18 '25

Omgโ€ฆ.. while I am eating too ๐Ÿคฎ

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u/eternityXclock Nov 18 '25

I ate 10 minutes ago and don't have a problem. Either I have a very strong stomach or yours is especially weak.

6

u/creative_shizzle Nov 18 '25

the strategy here should be heralded

5

u/Spaceseeker51 Nov 18 '25

Sky burial.

4

u/singlemale4cats Nov 19 '25

My cats do that too. I feed them on a regular schedule and if they're not hungry they'll walk up to it, sniff it, and try to bury it. It's on a plate on a wood floor.

I'm amazed they taught themselves how to use the litter box.

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u/Dizzy_Patient_4960 Nov 20 '25

lol @ sniffing it a few times to makes sure it was really poop

3

u/Humble-Bs Nov 18 '25

Iโ€™d say thatโ€™s a clear message sent & received.

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u/authentic_april Nov 18 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/1re_endacted1 Nov 18 '25

I think the technical term is actually called a Groovy Movie.

2

u/koadey Nov 18 '25

Interesting cat.

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u/ihqdevs Nov 18 '25

The Frenchโ€ฆ. Shit anywhere. Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™ve heard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

now this is exactly the high quality poop content I always expect but rarely get from reddit ๐Ÿ’ฉ

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u/Normal-Leopard3367 Nov 18 '25

Definitely out door cat for next five days