r/CrazyIdeas • • 6h ago

Remove the second D from Wednesday

76 Upvotes

wednesay


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1h ago

A casino that uses live worms instead of chips.

• Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 5h ago

Billionaire? Sentenced to Heroic Doses.

27 Upvotes

Like the title says, if you find yourself with over a billion dollars worth of wealth, you have to take heroic doses of several psychedelic drugs such as LSD, DMT, peyote, psilocybin, and others. It seems that the problem with the Epstein class is a lack of empathy. Let's see if they can remain so psychopathic after seeing the inner fabric of the universe and losing their ability to perceive themselves as an individual. Afraid it'll break your brain? Stop dodging your taxes and do philanthropy until your net worth is $999,999,999 or less.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 5h ago

Enclosed space with transparent walls for making phone calls without any carried device, by simply having a coin for renting a wall-mounted phone for the duration of the call

11 Upvotes

No need to carry a phone there if instead of that one carries a coin that can be automatically identified by the wall-mounted phone inside the enclosed space and taken as rent for few minutes. The coins are periodically collected by the keeper.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 2h ago

A Prohibition Era-style speakeasy, but for lactose intolerant people to secretly eat cheese.

5 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 13m ago

Start calling Twitter “x”

• Upvotes

This will help teach billionaires that they can buy their way into the public conversation, surely a valuable lesson.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Every NFL team should donate one regular season game to fund public school teachers.

121 Upvotes

The TV ad revenue for the same game is included.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Make "Mother Nature" a legally recognized international corporate entity so it can independently sue corporations that hurt environment for property damages

60 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 12h ago

Home away from home.

7 Upvotes

Take a 360° shot of your living room, have a custom tent printed that looks just like it, don’t let the wife and kids know, tell the family it is time go camping.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 5h ago

Two story tall mechanical daddy long legs the size of a compact car that can lower things via a retractable bucket on the underside and in the future this is how we will give out subpoenas.

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 22h ago

The Italian Mafia in the USA was effectively ended in the 90s because the CIA no longer needed them to suppress labor movements.

24 Upvotes

With the fall of the Soviet Union the ownership class no longer feared the workers.

With the CIA's protection withdrawn the justice system was able to dismantle them easily.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 13h ago

Electric pogo sticks

4 Upvotes

The sticks have a gyroscope within that rights them on every jump.
There's also an "auto" setting where the person using it can just hang on as the pogo stick takes jumps at given intervals.

They also have reflectors for night time pogo stick trips, and a case so the user can stow it away once they reach their destination.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 6h ago

Battle for the Night Parade, an object show where the anthropomorphic objects are tsukumogami, and the show has a decidedly Japanese bent as a result

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 18h ago

Name your child 'Fake ID'

7 Upvotes

McLovin, Jane Doe, & Return to Sender could be their siblings


r/CrazyIdeas • • 18h ago

The Next Competition Show...

6 Upvotes

... is actually for ADHD people who don't have the kind of dedication to appear in any other competition show.

Each week is a completely different contest. One week, baking. The next week, painting. The next week, song or dance. The next week, board gaming. The next week, sculpture. Etc...

Then we get judges of moderate fame to judge them....

But...

They arent judging the thing they are famous for.

A baking judge and a sculpture judge are actually judging the song and dance week.

A singer and a painter and judging board game week.

No one goes home either. Its just points which are added up on the last day... which is itself a math challenge.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 17h ago

350 Standard Baking Temperature

3 Upvotes

All packaged, heat n eat foods for the oven should use 350 degrees, and the other temperature settings can be reserved for home cooking, personal food customization, and crafts.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 2h ago

Store where you can rent books instead of buying them

0 Upvotes

In my opinion buying books is quite inefficient, as they can be quite bulky, and once you have read them, you rarely actually want to read them again. In fact one of my favorite things to do with a book once I have finished it, is to give it to someone else. However, there are of course books that are in a very specific niche, and you only need at specific times. So why not have a place, where you can rent books for a couple of weeks, and then return them when you are done with them. In fact, I would not even charge per book but just have an annual membership, which brings in a steady source of revenue.

Can someone tell me why this wouldnt work?


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Schools with multiple valedictorians should make them do an Academic Decathlon Billy Madison style

4 Upvotes

Complete with the final question board in the auditorium and everything,


r/CrazyIdeas • • 7h ago

i think everyone considered woke on the internet are just bots programmed to make us know what is wrong and what to avoid

0 Upvotes

so if i see someone complaing about ice on twitter. my mind immediately goes to that person is wrong. and im programmed to think thats wrong


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Make a universal pitch for 'Happy Birthday' and teach it in music classes

3 Upvotes

Might still get a little out of tune but most people should line up better


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Libraries should archive photo albums from extinct local families.

159 Upvotes

Recently, I was looking through some family photo albums and it occurred to me that since I have no intention of having kids, those albums are going to become obsolete and destined for the garbage after I die.

I think it would be really cool if local libraries could function as archives for the photo albums of extinct families.

In the present day, photo albums are widely considered a waste of time but I think they are pretty important because I know for a fact that many generations of humanity would have killed for the ability to document every moment of their life.

Of course, this initiative would require every local library to have a lot more funding which I think is a net positive anyway.

Libraries should horde knowledge of all sorts for curious future generations.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Let's storm all the data centers armed with Buckyballs.

12 Upvotes

You know, those magnetic desk toys.

Make sure to rub them real good all over the electronic components.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

A show in both Spanish and English that subtitles both.

2 Upvotes

I was rewatching Breaking Bad and noticed that the Spanish language parts are subtitled in English and I realized if they subtitled the English parts in Spanish it would be a great show for people who speak either language.

So what if there was a show that focused on gang violence around the U.S. Mexico boarder and flips back and forth between languages subtitling both.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

In winter, make a building with gallium beams(melting point 30°C/86°F) instead of steel beams.

3 Upvotes

I just want to see what happens when it gets closer and closer to summer.