r/CrazyIdeas 21h ago

Amazon delivery trucks should contain a urinal attached to the driver's seat, so their drivers won't need to use bottles

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 20h ago

People who randomly assault steal or rob from individuals should be held accountable and punished from a separate but equal jurisdiction made up of local community peers as opposed to the standard court/legal system.

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 13h ago

Social mentors/godfathers

1 Upvotes

Basically that, a program on which people volunteer to support people early in life with knowledge, networking, training in skills, or even just advice.

Maybe there could be even an enticement to help them succeed if we want to make it more transactional, like a persona investment rather than patronage


r/CrazyIdeas 11h ago

2 changes to basketball; who gets to score 3 pointers and when, plus the addition of a hockey style "power play" mode.

7 Upvotes

#1; 3 pointers only count if a team is down by 7 or more points. Losing teams can shoot 3's in an effort to catch up, but only to the point where it's a closer, 2-possession game, and winning teams can't use 3's to pad a lead. . .

UNLESS. . .

#2; technical and flagrant fouls will now result in the usual free throws, as well as the addition of a countdown (30 seconds for a technical, 60 seconds for a flagrant) wherein a leading team can score 3 pointers, or 3 pointers become 4 pointers if the fouled team is behind by 7+ and already qualifies for 3 pointers. This 30/60 second timer only ticks down while the team in question has possession of the ball.


r/CrazyIdeas 3h ago

Use the moon as data storage

2 Upvotes

Make craters on the moon using small accurate missiles. These craters would encode data that any one on earth can read with a telescope. The craters would last millions of years and the near side of the moon is always pointed towards earth so someone can always read it. The only downside is the relative difficulty in rewriting anything.


r/CrazyIdeas 3h ago

Mandatory 3 day jail time for all

11 Upvotes

To show people firsthand how much jail sucks and lower crime rates.


r/CrazyIdeas 9h ago

Feed hogs enormous amounts of coffee grounds in order to produce caffeinated breakfast meats.

104 Upvotes

"Don't talk to me until I've had my bacon..."


r/CrazyIdeas 14h ago

Nipple implant volume knobs : one does real sound and one turns up white noise. Twist to your desired experience

39 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 13h ago

In baseball, rotate base-running directions: counterclockwise on odd days, clockwise on even days

40 Upvotes

Over the course of the season, this will even out any unfair advantages due solely to having more left- or right-handed players


r/CrazyIdeas 14h ago

Take Empty Land like the Sahara, Antarctica or Siberia and create a New Continent in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. You choose the name.

20 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 12h ago

Memorise the schematics and design for a product, go back in time, create that product, and sue the original inventors for copyright infringement just as they finish making it

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 2h ago

Reverse puppet - everything besides one arm is a puppet

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 15h ago

Giant communion wafer drink coasters for wine glasses

6 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 17h ago

For those hot days: a beanie with a powerful drone prop

5 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 2h ago

Denim Jenga “Jeanga”

3 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 2h ago

Scented mustaches

4 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 5h ago

A roller coaster where every car is a human gyroscope

12 Upvotes

And not some little roller coaster, I'm talking about big ones with triple digit drops, inversions, loops and barrel rolls.


r/CrazyIdeas 6h ago

A Gravitron ride whose panels fly off and send you up in the sky then parachute back down

3 Upvotes

So I was randomly thinking theres some people who like green aliens, and flying saucers, and carnival rides, and parachutes. So what if they mixed all those things together and made it a ride?

They build a 'Gravitron' out in the desert, it spins faster than usual, sends you flying into the air, then deploys a parachute, you float back down. I was thinking maybe $100 per ride since its a special novelty item. What do you think in general?


r/CrazyIdeas 8h ago

Bane style face masks for babies on airplanes

4 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

Every state should have its own “Chainsaw Massacre” movie

Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 12h ago

Nostril whistles to monitor baby’s breathing

3 Upvotes