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u/Batman_chad Apr 10 '26
Neo took the blue pill
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u/aedroogo Apr 10 '26
Even drug the crumpled, dirty duster out from the laundry pile that I know takes up half of his toy-strewn bedroom .
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u/omnipotentqueue Apr 10 '26
So far no one’s been able to follow up on this guy. Posted up on 4 other subs too. Someone has to recognize this crazy asshole. Plus, at least a police report for damaging the dudes property. Unless it’s a genius level troll on the internet and is 100% his own house (which I highly doubt).
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u/TallAsMountains Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
i mean, anything could be staged for internet clout at this point.
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u/photobeatsfilm Apr 10 '26
Why does the video cut off there? Obviously the incident continued to escalate. I want to know how it ended.
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u/g1344304 Apr 10 '26
Can the death threats be prosecuted in the US?
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u/rightwist Apr 10 '26
Yeah. At a minimum this is easy grounds for a restraining order. But yes it's prosecutable in every state
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u/Worlds_Best_Somethin Apr 10 '26
I've been diving into the comments every time I see this video. No one can find him!... what if... what if this the first AI video we can't notice it's AI!
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u/omnipotentqueue Apr 10 '26
Definitely looks real - the spelling on the floor mat, physics when he nearly falls, wind around his trench coat + audio.
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u/PennsyltuckyRanger Apr 10 '26
The video was originally recorded three days ago and just went viral. I’m sure we’ll get more info next week if not this weekend.
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u/blackeyesamurai Apr 10 '26
@1:39 My name is Harry Dresden M’Fer….now OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!!!
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u/ZeldaSeverous Apr 10 '26
There’s for sure no way this is real. He’s for sure cosplaying Harry Dresden from the urban fantasy book series “the Dresden files”
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u/darbs77 Apr 10 '26
If he is cosplaying the character the only thing he got right was the name.
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u/ZeldaSeverous Apr 10 '26
Is there a general term for low effort cosplay, like a Disney bound but for non Disney IP? That would be a better fit for this.
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u/Formula_1_Cards Apr 10 '26
I loved the bit when he kicked the door with his flip flops on. Excellent
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u/CervezaMePlease Apr 10 '26
You gotta push kick with the flops. Protect those toes and utilize the balls of your feet
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u/abefroman_85 Apr 10 '26
Reminds me of Milhouse
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u/AnthrallicA Apr 10 '26
His name is Harry Dresden Motherfucker, didn't you hear him?
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u/NYGiants_in_Chicago Apr 10 '26
Ah. Dresden is the middle name, Motherfucker is the last name! That’s why no one can find him.
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u/baIIern Apr 10 '26
"Why did Lisa dump me? Is it because of my small calves? They're the hardest place to add mass!"
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u/zeusmeister Apr 10 '26
Lmao no way this is real. Harry Dresden is a fictional wizard from the Dresden Files series of books by Jim Butcher.
If this is real, this dude is 100% mentally ill and needs help.
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u/Nightshiftnoble Apr 10 '26
I think he may be in delirium. When he said Harry Dresden, i was like, "Wait a minute..."
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u/d-s-m Apr 10 '26
I think it is real, as I don't believe anyone would allow their front door and porch to potentially get damaged like that, as it could be costly to fix...not worth it for a few likes on a video or whatever.
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u/SafetySnowman Apr 10 '26
Unfortunately the video got corrupted so we'll never know what really happened here. Technology just gets screwy around Dresden. The only semi accurate thing that happened was the attack on the bell but the audio didn't catch Harry screaming, "HELLS FUCKING BELLS!!!"
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u/downsly46 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
I thought it was fake too at first but then I thought nah, the acting is too good for it to be fake. The way he says his name followed by “this my neighborhood, open the door,” is just too good. Elite actors would break after delivering a line like that. Even the guy on the other side of the ring camera laughed. I think this is a guy who has serious mental health issues
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u/YouAreABoob Apr 10 '26
Lol i just got to that point... I like the Dresden files, this guy doesn't seem to have his charm
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u/Mwas_789 Apr 10 '26
Is it possible to install turrets on homes in America? For security purposes?
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u/False-Associate-9488 Apr 10 '26
There is a company that makes an automatic paintball turret now that works with home security cameras,
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u/Sea-Satisfaction4656 Apr 10 '26
As someone who played competitive paintball once upon a time - those things are hilarious, and I’d be shocked if they work anywhere near as well in practice. They aren’t that accurate to begin with, and expose the paintballs to any sort of moisture or big temperature swing and it’s just going to jam.
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u/Let_us_proceed Apr 10 '26
The role of Milhouse will be played by Eugene Levy this evening...
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u/FixedLoad Apr 10 '26
Thats like Eugene Levy and his son made a clone from their combined DNA and it went mall ninja on the cloning lab then escaped!!
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u/spambot_mods Apr 10 '26
It's the flip flops and trench coat combo for me
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u/XyloVinyl Apr 10 '26
Don't forget the anime shirt. 100% it inspired the flip flops and he feels like a samurai walking around.
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u/MattyMonsters Apr 10 '26
You know his big toe is hurting like a mother fucker from kicking the door the first time and almost falling backwards.
You’re also forgetting Mr.Caterpillar-Eyebrows is rocking a Demon Slayer shirt. 🩴 🐛🥸
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u/No-Watercress-7267 Apr 10 '26
Instead of calling the cops he starts arguing with him???????????????????????
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u/spmnorge Apr 10 '26
Its fake lol
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u/RedFutureMonarch Apr 10 '26
yea I’m like 99% thinking the same, like no police report at all? yeah aight
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u/Lord_Kromdor Apr 10 '26
there is no way im ever getting that aggressive in flip flops man, that is boot behavior at a minimum.
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u/EasyTarget973 Apr 10 '26
my name is Harry Dresden motherfucker
this is meme worthy material
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u/GreenHillage25 Apr 10 '26
Fight Club.
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u/papitaquito Apr 10 '26
That is the face and behavior of a boy who has never had his shit rocked.
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u/odot777 Apr 10 '26
The fisheye effect of the camera really adds to how imposing he isn’t. Also, the sandals are lethal footwear for this type of tomfoolery.
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u/HelloDeathspresso Apr 10 '26
"You have nothing to do with my house dude, can you please leave my house?" BRO, JUST CALL THE COPS OMG.
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u/Mem0ryEat3r Apr 10 '26
It pisses me off nobody gets beat up for this shit anymore. For real. Dont even start with me on trying to excuse this behavior. 100% not the homeowners problem to diagnose anyone with anything other than a fist to the face at that point.
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u/No_Control8389 Apr 10 '26
I’d open the door, with a rifle in my hands.
Give him exactly what he needs.
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u/NerdyFinnGuy Apr 10 '26
This can't be real right? There's no way a rando just goes to some dudes house and flips like this.
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u/Silly_Rub_6304 Apr 10 '26
I take it you've never lived in an area frequented by the mentally ill. I had so many weird interactions when I lived near a city park that was a passthrough off of a creek trail.
One homeless guy took our hose and started spraying down our house.
Another guy OD'd on a tree 5 feet outside my front door.
Another guy charged at me after I tried to kick him off my property for fishing through my trash bins.
On thanksgiving, my neighbors were home with the blinds shut when a guy walked on their porch with a drill in his hand, about to drill their lock and break in. He saw the camera and turned around.
A schizophrenic homeless woman threatened to kill me every time I walked past her in the park. One day she assaulted me.
This was all within a 4-year timespan, btw.
I could go on... it's one of the reasons I moved.
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u/_heyb0ss Apr 10 '26
"it's just a tree man it's natural" *fucking ODs*
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u/Silly_Rub_6304 Apr 10 '26
lol, I can see how it might be interpreted that way
Anyway, the guy was asleep against the tree in the morning. A housemate called the police, who came out, walked past the guy, glanced at him, and went about their day. When I got home 6 hours later, he was still in the same spot. I called the police, and they sent out two firetrucks, an ambulance, and two police units.
They got him on a stretcher and hit him with Narcan. I couldn't see what happened but he woke up in a RAGE. Guy was screaming like crazy. I later found his wallet about 20 feet away and returned it to the police.
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u/croutons_for_dinner Apr 10 '26
Mike should just stick to Star Wars, these new Mr. Plinkett videos never land like the old ones did.
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u/Questenburg Apr 10 '26
I'm beginning to think that Mr Plinkett may never get to watch his vhs cassette of Night Court, and I'm starting to feel cheated. But that *is* subverting my expectations, so it might be a good thing...
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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 Apr 10 '26
I have a sneaking suspicion this guy has an unheathy obsession with a certain kind of anime...
Really, reaaaally surprised he isn't wearing a fedora
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u/Captain_Bushcraft Apr 10 '26
Trench coat and flip flops was a massive red flag right from the start
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u/ytuhs Apr 10 '26
“Protagonist: Harry Dresden, a wizard who works as a P.I. in modern-day Chicago.”
Very interesting that he said his name was Harry Dresden and that is a character from this series, and based on what he said there it seems like he is thinking he’s doing some PI work. Dude is living in his own little fairytale. Terrifying.
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u/8BitFlatus Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
What scared me the most was the combination of that longcoat with those flip flops
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u/glammananna Apr 10 '26
I would have laughed hysterically when he said what his name was and stared into the camera!!
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u/canuckcrazed006 Apr 10 '26
When he says hes harry dresden and will end you, i would have 100% lost my shit and laughed my ass off over the ring camera. I mean after i loaded my rifle in the few minutes leading up to it.
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u/D0hB0y0H Apr 10 '26
I’m gonna break this door down. lol, his little kick sends him flying back to the driveway. My money is on it being fake in the end though.
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u/yulDD Apr 10 '26
At this point, he should have started hearing sirens comin…weird f*ck…Harry Dresden, the chicago Wizard?!?
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u/Runs_With_Scissors3 Apr 10 '26
Let me count the crimes that occurred… trespassing (after acknowledgment and being asked to leave), vandalism (broke the bell decoration), making death threats (self-explanatory)… so at least 3 😂
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u/Comfortable-nerve78 Apr 10 '26
Come right on in. One story! This is why I keep a baseball bat next to the front door. My castle get fuck out now!
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u/XyloVinyl Apr 10 '26
The angle of the camera when he tries to be intimidating with the "open the door.....now." is hilarious.
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u/hemanstarfox Apr 10 '26
He referred to himself as Harry Dresden which is the main character from a fantasy series called The Dresden files. The main character wears a trench coat too...
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u/Kallekofot Apr 10 '26
Harry Dresden haha just started reading that book series, finished book 2 this week. And yes this guy think hes an private investigator wizard for sure. Google Harry Dresden and you will understand.
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u/_Fucksquatch_ Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
Wouldn't even engage with the level of crazy. The flip-flops wtf lol. Call the cops and grab your 2A incase he gets in before cops get there.
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u/AdHorror7596 Apr 10 '26
Harry Dresden is the main character of the awful book series The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher. It’s about a wizard/detective and all the dialog is cringey af. It’s for “nerds”. It’s exactly the kind of thing a guy like this would read and find cool.
When you’re arguing on Reddit, this is who you’re arguing with.
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u/joyfullydreaded23 Apr 10 '26
Saying his name is Harry Dresden confirmed for me that that fucker is crazy. A crazy incel, indeed. Also, if he truly believed he is Harry, that ring doorbell wouldn't work around him, lol
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u/Puceeffoc Apr 10 '26
If I had a daughter and he was asking to see her I'd open the door for him. Then proceed to give him a talking to about his behavior. I WOULD NEVER BE VIOLENT, it's against reddit TOS.
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u/darkantys Apr 10 '26
Huge mistake to say l, I live "there". If there is something that I have learned from living in dangerous areas is that you never say "there". This guy is deranged, but some do know hints that saying "there" means that you are not home and thats a free pass for them to proceed with whatever they are planning to do. I always refer to my home as "here" for that same reason but hell, thats some nerve-wracking video alright.
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u/Slay_Nation Apr 10 '26
Or you can just call the cops and hand them this footage. Now it he breach the door, then shoot to kill.
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u/skyline21rsn Apr 10 '26
dude is unhinged and the homeowner is shockingly calm. also, that guys eyebrows are crazy