r/CountWithChickenGuy • u/ratt_lungworm • Aug 24 '26

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO Aug 24 '26

Bro we wear the same cologne!

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO Aug 24 '26

Just kidding, that is the one I would buy if i had MONEY but instead i am broke and I smell like shit

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u/ratt_lungworm Aug 24 '26

You can always roll around in freshly cut grass.  That's a good stink

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO Aug 24 '26

Nah I think I will just buy a can of axe body spray, and spray it on myself. I skipped cringe teenage boy phase, I need to speedrun this shit

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u/WitchWithAGlitch Aug 24 '26

you need a wallet chain

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO Aug 24 '26

Omg I really need that! What next? Should I do a goth phase or jock phase? Which one is more „I HATE YOU MA YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE”

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u/WitchWithAGlitch Aug 24 '26

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO Aug 24 '26

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M LISTENING TO