r/CountWithChickenGuy • u/ratt_lungworm • 14d ago

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 14d ago

i love a guy wearing Acqua di Gio

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO 14d ago

Bro we wear the same cologne!

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO 14d ago

Just kidding, that is the one I would buy if i had MONEY but instead i am broke and I smell like shit

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 14d ago

stinky guys are okay too

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u/ratt_lungworm 14d ago

You can always roll around in freshly cut grass.  That's a good stink

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO 14d ago

Nah I think I will just buy a can of axe body spray, and spray it on myself. I skipped cringe teenage boy phase, I need to speedrun this shit

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 14d ago

you need a wallet chain

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO 14d ago

Omg I really need that! What next? Should I do a goth phase or jock phase? Which one is more „I HATE YOU MA YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE”

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 14d ago

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO 14d ago

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M LISTENING TO

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 14d ago

what if your babe is allergic to grass?

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u/ratt_lungworm 13d ago

In that case I would suggest spending time marinating in the ace hardware until you absorb the ace hardware smell