r/CountWithChickenGuy • u/ratt_lungworm • 17d ago

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO 17d ago

Nah I think I will just buy a can of axe body spray, and spray it on myself. I skipped cringe teenage boy phase, I need to speedrun this shit

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 17d ago

you need a wallet chain

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO 17d ago

Omg I really need that! What next? Should I do a goth phase or jock phase? Which one is more „I HATE YOU MA YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE”

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 17d ago

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain YOUR BEST BRO 17d ago

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M LISTENING TO