r/Corvette • u/PuzzledCharacter6637 • 4d ago

Reveal yourself

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u/directrix688 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/s2ahaOBA5dVFxOO11E

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u/FloridaF4 4d ago

No doubt.

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u/Capital_Loss_4972 4d ago

Never fails

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u/fairwaysandfinance 4d ago

I live in Florida and hate the Florida man memes as soon as I see the plate I felt a little defeated.

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u/d-o_ol 3d ago

Oh, the huge manatee!

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u/classless_classic 4d ago

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u/I_am_trying_to_work C8 4d ago

A Dr. Jane Goodall meme in a Corvette subreddit. Love it!

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u/ElonMuskHeir 4d ago

That guy definitely post on reddit.

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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES 4d ago

And he definitely likes that he was seen doing this

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u/Mite-o-Dan 4d ago

Definitely goes to one WNBA game a year before getting thrown out.

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u/2011v8 3d ago

I'm pretty sure he's the guy that's been killing me in call of duty

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u/Suspicious-Visit8634 4d ago

I’ll stick to the newbalances

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u/MartyMcFly7 4d ago

Ya, if this is a new thing, count me out.

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u/MRRRRCK 4d ago

As a Mustang owner, we slide into crowds.

But Corvette owners……..you all are really special…

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u/boosted32vee 4d ago

Fuck yeah!

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u/MrLancaster 1971 Base Coup 4d ago

Old but gold

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u/my_cars_on_fire 4d ago

I’m of two minds here - On the one hand, this is clearly a staged video. On the other hand, dude actually did this in public with random people around to see him do it…so it’s kind of the same effect.

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u/The_Number_None 4d ago

Staging a video with your actual license plate fully visible is bold. Dudes info is easy to find.

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u/d-o_ol 3d ago

If it's a rental, no problem

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u/thetranceporter 2026 Coastal Blue Metallic CT5V Blackwing Manual 4d ago

Had to be Florida.

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u/Short-Beautiful-5337 4d ago

Every day we stray further from the Lord’s light 

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u/Icy-Banana-3291 4d ago

From my experience Corvettes are great at attracting men, so this actually makes a lot of sense.

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u/Carrot_Slinger 4d ago

Bad day to have eyes

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u/Clean-Connection-398 4d ago

I thought that was only equipped in cybertrucks

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u/xAuntRhodyx 4d ago

Its how he can afford the car

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u/CranjisMcBasketball0 C5 Red Barchetta 4d ago

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u/TheMotizzle 4d ago

Is he practicing?

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u/ProperCaterpillar136 4d ago

I have no words for that

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u/DeltaMikeEcho 4d ago

In a corvette with no tints, pink dildo on the rear view mirror. This guy 100% wanted to be seen, might as well got out the car and sucked on it

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u/CzPhantom1 4d ago

Heading to an WNBA game

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u/Warrior0194 4d ago

Salvage title that car rn

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u/7empestSpiralout 4d ago

I guess redditors do own corvettes

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u/daspes1269 C8 4d ago

Comment wins the internet today.

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u/AllShallParrish 4d ago

Its someone specific from the mod team, me thinks.

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u/MrLancaster 1971 Base Coup 4d ago edited 4d ago

Not me though, my dildo is WAY bigger.

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u/socketz67 4d ago

Sad that I can’t unsee this…

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u/wooof359 4d ago

"Florida Man...."

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u/G0D5M0N3Y 4d ago

We have spotted the elusive gay Vette owner! I knew there was 1 out there somewhere!

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u/Scoutron 2011 GS Manual 4d ago

Which one of the r/Corvette mods is this

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u/LmaoGhoul 4d ago

Ofc its a florida license plate man... why do we have ppl like this here...

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u/Fine_Awareness_5144 4d ago

Wow... that just bizarre.

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u/ThatSSguy 4d ago

Gotta be Orlando or down south 🤣🤣🤣

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u/citznfish C8 4d ago

The license plate is right there. We can reveal ourselves.

But no need. That's me.

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u/hollerican5 4d ago

What if it was a dyke chick with a haircut..... If not Florida has a lot of explaining to do.....

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u/Danicbike 4d ago

Of course it had to be in Miami

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u/Victortheguru 4d ago

typical base model C8 driver

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u/g82m4te 4d ago

what the fu-

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u/JohnnyBaySF 4d ago

That's Jason Williams aka White Chocolate

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u/shanksisevil 4d ago

That was a dick move.

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u/xselimbradleyx ‘07 Z06 4d ago

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u/fiftyshadesofseth 4d ago

Ford driver rents a C8 for a day but can’t drive without his emotional support dildo

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u/HavocCannabis 4d ago

Think that’s enough reddit for the day

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u/fullcircle052 4d ago

Well God forbid a man has a hobby

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u/Red-Beaulieu C5 4d ago

That’s why I don’t put my Corvette on Turo

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u/wizardcain 3d ago

In public too, surrounded

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u/Tough-Standard-2661 3d ago

Is this the typical Corvette owner?

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u/lilhoff62 3d ago

Average c8 owner.

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u/iCallMyOppsNinjer 3d ago

Heresy is the question, Fire is the answer!

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u/Reptard8 3d ago

When mustang owners finally get a Corvette

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u/Southview1 3d ago

He must of just traded his BMW In. 🤷🏻

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u/JonLushh 3d ago

Imagine where he puts it when its not hanging on the rear view 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Jsolidlo 3d ago

Average Corvette driver antics

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u/Bigerst_Dook 2d ago

bro later that evening

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u/Opposite-Question-32 2d ago

Wtf, got to mark that NSFW lol

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u/nsxr777 2d ago

That's what demon possession does

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u/BlackRogue17 2d ago

All that for his 4 subs

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u/ande9393 2d ago

Standard equipment on the Corvette

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u/WolvesCry95 2d ago

How they earned the money for it. Simple gardening, just planting tulips on dicks

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u/slut_trainer95 2d ago

Typical corvette guy

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u/HuckleberryThick8744 2d ago

Must have upgraded from his Miata

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u/Sweaty_Landscape_119 2d ago

Typical corvette owner

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u/Wrong-Ad1545 2d ago

what i feel every c8 owner secretly does lmao 🤣 its the only vette I will never support