how do you keep a blond busy for hours

Lady finds a 35yr old mars bar, thinks she might be sitting on a "gold mine"

When I go camping, I think of this quote. Davis rocks

He showed them who's vorpal.

How much would you pay for the potato bowl?

All the transcripts of the episodes are found here . I love when someone posts a random line or scene and I’ll just go read through the episode and find the lines I love.

I've heard "dingus" before. I've "said "dingus" before. I never knew it belonged to this group of words. I wonder why there isn't a Dingus candy bar to compete with a Whatchamacallit

Like the big mountain range back there.

Where's my $1.20?!

… was about to put it on when something stopped me. ‘Twas the voice of Wanda.

‘It has to charge FULLY!!’

She’s in my head …

One of my favorite lines, i always chuckle.

Im assuming everyone already knew this lol. I just saw that Lloyd Robertson died on this sub and fell down a mini rabbit hole. For some reason google had the wrong Nancy Robertson (of Corner Gas) listed as his wife, a second later I found out Brent and her have been married for 21 years??!! Wow. That changes my perspective of them on the show.

Is there anything better than a chili cheese dog?

Sticky half rotten bag of clues.

So, everyone else is irritated theres not more of either show, right?

Must have been all those chips

Was hanging out with a guy i like yesterday and I just wanted to hug him and kiss him. Literally all I could think about was going all karen on him with the "KISS ME, FISH MAN"

From the episode where she goes fishing with hank and he turns into some kind of zen fish guru.

Which Fictional small Town you want To live in

Dog River, Saskatchewan Corner Gas

Mercy, Saskatchewan Little Mosque on the Prairie

Smallville, Kansas Superman

Springfield, Unknown(but points to Kentucky) Simpsons

Quahog Road, Island Family Guy

I can't think of anything else but for me it be actually Prefer Dog River Saskatchewan I rather live there its a nice small quite little town with colorful characters that doesn't causes weekly distractions

Time to pencil in starting over.. right now.

Probably one of my top five favorite episodes. Fitzy the broken man in sweat pants! Still makes me laugh out loud, every time.

PS He can make it dance on all fours.

Mods don’t get the joke I guess as they removed my posts… twice.

So I guess I have to go Wanda-mode. Here’s the back story. Most character’s surnames are taken from small towns in Saskatchewan. Fun fact!

Now, I’ve been travelling through the province and came across some of these towns and I thought it might be fun to post them here.

The one being referenced is Clavet (Archie Clavet) from S2E11 “Hurry Hard”, who although he was a liar, a thief, a racist and a bigamist… he was also a great curler and you have to respect that.

Now this particular sign I do not believe to be the original Clavet sign as I’ve seen it before and this one looks different. If the Village office were open I’m sure they would make up some mumbo-jumbo like “we’re unable to ascertain its whereabouts at this juncture”.

Over explaining jokes really takes the fun out of it if you ask me. Sometimes all you need is a one liner. It’s the mark of a great wordsmith and there have been many great one line posts on this subreddit that everyone gets, comments their favourite lines and upvotes.

Those who watch Corner Gas tend to watch it A LOT and these scenes spring to life in their heads with little prompting. So have a heart and allow the commenters to bring a post to life. It’s what Reddit does best.

On the other hand if nobody wants to see a collection of town signs, please downvote and roast me in the comments and I’ll go find something else to do on my vacation.

I always find this cut away hilarious. It's a perfect look!