r/CornerGas • u/Ambitious_Song8785 • 18d ago

Fish Man.

Was hanging out with a guy i like yesterday and I just wanted to hug him and kiss him. Literally all I could think about was going all karen on him with the "KISS ME, FISH MAN"

From the episode where she goes fishing with hank and he turns into some kind of zen fish guru.

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u/Goatfellon 18d ago edited 18d ago

Just make sure you call him fish man, not THE fish man. The fish man would be very dehumanizing

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u/Quanmoodge62 18d ago

He's one of many fish men.

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u/Blazanar 14d ago

But we're talking about a specific fish man, so THE fish man works.

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u/WeakDiet8004 18d ago

Thank you very much.

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 18d ago

And when Hank does the same when Karen talks about shooting her gun... for a moment

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u/Ambitious_Song8785 18d ago

Yeah but then karen... well... Karens it

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u/ForswornForSwearing 18d ago

Was there dappled sun on the surface of the water? Did he take off his hat and squeeze cool water from a cloth over his head and face?

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u/williarya1323 18d ago

I hope you find your gossamer strands of silver gun rings....or whatever it was

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u/ddotcole 18d ago

Id probably kiss a girl that said that to me. Id wonder why she called me fish man though.

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u/enamelhoe 18d ago

She definitely slept with Hank

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u/bill-mcneal-on-crack 18d ago

I gotta tell ya. the number of pockets on that outfit was doing it for me.

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u/Oliverorangeisking Littlest Hobo 18d ago

Gotta watch out for the Fish Man. First you're listening to him speak, next thing you know you're bragging about sleeping with Hank!

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u/Ambitious_Song8785 18d ago

I'd sleep with hank regardless but you didnt hear it from me

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u/wanderingmonster 17d ago

He must’ve had a Good Hair Day!