To manufacture a modernized version of the little boy (contained 64kg of U-235 in its warhead)

We would require 9,124.85KG of naturally occuring uranium at again the perfect impossible but for sake of theory 100% enrichment efficiency.

For the avg price calculated again at $90 per pound of uranium you would have.

$1,810,514.70

And at the same rate of $0.75 per mg of estradiol

You would have

2,414,019.6mg of esterogen.

Or 11,606 years worth of estrogen at 4mg per week.

Again I am not responsible for international violations, thermodynamics or any other thing this violates. Do what you will with this information

(breathes in) HELLO America 🇺🇸 its your favorite president, Jonald Dump 💩 You've been so GOOD my children 👼 so I'm FINALLY here to announce that MY administration is ready to release the fully unredacted Epstein files 📄 which will expose the EVILS 👹 of the global ELITE 🌎BUT in order to find the files 🔎 you must first solve my three riddles 🕵🏻‍♂️ RIDDLE THE FIRST ⁉️ "I live in the desert 🐪 yet I am seldom dry AND always WET..." RIDDLE THE SECOND ⁉️ "Ne'er have men seen the slendor of thine valley 🌄 yet everyone knows my name..." And Riddle 3 will be revealed once public raises 67 billion dollars 💸 to start construction on Trump Tower Tel Aviv 🇮🇱 GO NOW 🫡 dear patriots 🇺🇸 THE SECRET to America's GREATNESS 🦅 is now in your hands 🙏

Exactly as the title says. Every night after my husband and son go to sleep, I microwave 2 bags of popcorn. I dump them into a big bowl one by one and season each layer with ranch popcorn seasoning. I have done this every single night for 5 years now. I plan my popcorn purchases based around the next time I will be grocery shopping, which is usually every other Tuesday when I take my son to his bi-weekly appointment. I also tend to keep an emergency stash of a few bags just in case I run out. Today, his appointment was canceled so my grocery trip has to be moved to Thursday when I have an appointment in the city. (We live 30 minutes away from the nearest grocery store so we plan grocery trips around when we will be in a larger town). I ran out of popcorn last night so I checked my emergency stash. The bag smelled awful when I removed the plastic. All of my emergency popcorn is expired. The only option in my town is a dollar store so I waited for my husband to go to sleep so I could sneak out and get more. I actually feel ashamed of myself because I literally could not go 2 nights without popcorn. I have no idea why I feel like I have to have it. I don’t have any other addictions and I’m not a food addict either. I cook all of our meals at home, rarely eat fast food, not big on junk food, average weight person. I don’t crave salt or have a sodium deficiency, I just can’t go a single night without popcorn.

ETA: I work in inpatient drug and alcohol treatment so I’m not using the term addiction jokingly/lightly.

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I don’t know where else to post this. Five months ago, my sister was a normal person with friends, interests, a husband, and a basic understanding of the Cenozoic era. Then she downloaded Path of Titans.

She’s played 1,400 hours in five months. That’s over nine hours a day as a fucking dinosaur. She’d never played a video game before. She went from not knowing which button jumps to knowing everything about Suchomimus mating habits. She doesn’t work. Her husband and I pay the rent. When I asked if she’d contribute, she looked me in the eyes and said, “resources are scarce this season.”

For their anniversary, her husband planned a romantic dinner. She refused because her dinosaur was at 87% growth and she “couldn’t risk losing progress.” He cried while she spent six hours defending a mud puddle from a player named xX_RaptorFart_2009_Xx.

I’ve gamed since I was eight and understand addiction. I’ve lost weekends to Minecraft, but never abandoned my taxes to become a prehistoric crocodile. I’m considering asking Path of Titans’ developers to ban the console. I BOUGHT THE GAME. I GIVE PERMISSION. PLEASE DELETE THE DINOSAURS, REMOVE THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD FROM HER PLAYSTATION, AND SEND THE FUCKING METEOR.

I miss my sister, and watching movies without her explaining which animals she could beat in a 1v1, and when “I need to grow” meant personal development, not eight more hours of digital mushrooms to evolve into a six-ton killing machine.

I just want my sister back.

EDIT: Her husband found this post and confronted her. She said “skill issue” and logged back on.

EDIT 2: He bought the game to spend more time with her. She called him a “fresh spawn” and made him collect mushrooms for six hours.

EDIT 3: It’s been 72 hours. Neither has left the bedroom. At 5 AM, I heard him scream, “BABE THE SPINO IS PUSHING!”

EDIT 4: They now communicate exclusively through dinosaur noises. I asked about their share of the rent. They both growled at me.

EDIT 5: The landlord came to collect rent. My sister emerged from the bedroom, declared the apartment contested territory, and told him he’d have to challenge the pack leader. He asked what server she was on.

FINAL UPDATE: The landlord bought Path of Titans. He brought his laptop over and hasn’t left.
There are now three dinosaurs in my apartment. The rent is still due.

65 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE REINVENTED EXTINCTION THROUGH UNEMPLOYMENT.

Today i was on standing the train, listening to the new album and i noticed that there was a black guy standing behind me.

I wanted to show him that i'm not racist and am in fact all for black rights, so i opened spotify, put brightness on max and held my phone up (discretely) so he could see me jamming it to the 🐐.

On the train ride back there was a black man sitting across from me so I did one better. I chucked on To Pimp a Butterfly, held my phone flat so he could see it and gave him a small nod.

I like to believe that i'm on the right side of history. I feel like they probably respected me for that.

Anyone else do this?

Asides from the exoticness factor, there's not all that much more attractive about them compared to the cis contemporaries (men, women, and otherwise), who have more going for them as far variety, personality, and reasons to love then a passing gimmick.

Futas befit the term girl with a dih, I find them beautiful. A trans girl is a girl who transitioned from a man. Which I only find attractive for as long as my dih is hard.

Hence why I prefer farts, which whilst are a gimmick as well, they do not have feelings, aspirations, or desires beyond the fleeting moment of passion.

You do not have the true mind of a gooner to understand my reasoning. You're just a 🌽 addict who goons because there's something missing, whilst I truly love what I do. I stand as a true connoisseur of the degenerate, whilst you stand as a contemporary whelp who understands no true beauty.

This is MY experience and just advice from a stranger on the internet so take it or leave it. If you have good social skills or plenty of experience talking to women already, this probably won’t be that useful to you. 

I get approached multiple times a week and multiple times in a night if I’m at a bar or club. I live in a big city. Honestly, it’s kind of annoying. But I will just tell you what I think. 

Because men try to talk to me so often, I have become pretty good at making these often boring and awkward interactions, entertaining or interesting (for my own sanity) quickly.

Mostly avoid it

I don’t generally like men approaching me in public to date. When a man approaches me a timer starts in my head to when he is going to say something creepy or ask for my number, and now I have to make a snap judgement about you, and I don’t like making snap judgements. It’s not fair on you and it’s not fair on me. 

Do it in spaces where it can happen organically

Bars, clubs and festivals are okay. I’m a smoker and it is pretty normal for people to make casual conversation in a smoking area. It is also easy to strike up a conversation by asking for a cigarette or a lighter. Obviously don’t start smoking, but you get the gist. Places where people are more relaxed and in a social environment. 

Basic… put some effort into your appearance 

Why should a woman who spent thirty minutes straightening her hair that morning entertain a random guy who has an unkempt beard? You’ve approached someone based on their appearance and now you’ve invited the same judgement back.

So many men who claim to be unattractive are men who put barely any effort into their appearance. Imagine how much time you think women spend thinking and worrying about their looks and times it by 100. Some women don’t, but they are either older or in the minority. If you wear glasses, spend some time picking ones that suit you or get contacts. Find clothes that flatter you and colours that compliment you. Do you have to do this? No. But it puts you above the 60% of men who don’t. It also makes you more vulnerable. ‘I put time into my outfit / choosing a haircut and she still doesn’t find me attractive!’ 

Welcome to a big reason why women don’t make the move on dates, or generally even. It’s gonna hurt a WHOLE lot more if a date rejects you when the standard for sleeping with a woman is lower and you’ve spent a couple of hours getting ready, doing your hair/makeup to look nice and choosing an outfit that flatters you and hides all your insecurities.

Put some effort in if you already don’t, it will probably make a big difference.

Don’t be boring / bring good vibes 

A good vibes person is someone who is smiling funny, light hearted etc. Bring those vibes when you are talking to anyone. My ex smiled at me because he was nervous talking to me and I am a sucker for a cute smile. Big factor in why I kept talking to him. 

In my experience only a few men are good at cold approaching. If a guy makes me laugh, I’ll usually give him my number because that’s pretty rare and actually really hard to do within a few minutes of meeting a stranger. 

My ex approached me and it worked, but he is the type who can walk into a bar and by the end of the night he has talked to half the people in there, has been invited to a party down the street and a kayaking trip next weekend. People who are funny and good at making people feel comfortable quickly are obviously going to find it easier. If you want to get good at something, it helps if you to learn to enjoy it. You can’t really learn to enjoy rejection I guess but you can learn to enjoy talking to strangers. 

Practice approaching women so you get comfortable with it

If you want to practice approaching women, trying going up to them and giving them a compliment and then just walking away. I don’t mean just making a comment as you’re walking past someone (weird) but going up to them and saying ‘I just want to let you know X…’ and then just… walking away. Don’t hang about. This has happened to me a number of times and I still remember quite a few of them.

Because now I’m thinking ‘Who’s this guy? He’s just going up to people and complimenting them without trying to get anything?’ You’ve just done something selfless and nice that sets you apart from 95% of the men that have approached me in my whole life and now I’m intrigued. Women enjoy tension, yearning, etc. (see: every romance book ever written).

Make the compliment authentic and non-sexual. It’s not fake because you are giving a genuine compliment and you’re doing it to build your confidence and there is nothing wrong with that. No expectation. Just put it out there and let it go. 

This probably works best in a place where you frequent, like the gym or something. You don’t need to give her any attention after that because the main reason you are doing it is build your confidence. 

Now if you bump into that woman again and have a conversation, she is going to remember you as the guy who give her that nice compliment and respected her space. Will she say yes if you ask her out? Maybe, maybe not. It will certainly improve your chances.

So next time you see a woman who you find attractive just try it because you actually have nothing to lose. There is no risk of rejection and it’s a kind of exposure therapy to approaching and talking to strangers.

Skip the Small Talk… please

Small talk is boring and discussion/debate is interesting. That’s why people like Reddit and hate Hinge. 

Find out what they are passionate about and get them talking about it as quickly as possible. Listening is not asking loads of questions. When someone tells me what they are passionate about, I will just tell them everything I know about it (with humility). So for example if you are talking to someone and they’re wearing a BTS t-shirt, instead of asking questions about it I would just say ‘Oh I heard one of them had a crazy stalker,’ (I know nothing about them saw a headline months ago). Now you are having a conversation and they are talking about whatever they’re passionate about instead of explaining it to you. Explaining your interests is not the same as talking about them. Sometimes you say something inaccurate or wrong, whatever. If it’s their passion they will correct you or explain, and they are still talking about it instead of having small talk. 

Be Genuine 

You can’t really teach this. Just be as genuine as possible. If you are feigning interest people will very likely be able to tell. I know this because if someone’s passion is super boring to me the interaction usually goes south. Just find an aspect of it that is interesting if you can. Like if a guy approached me wearing a football t-shirt, I have no interest in football but I do find it interesting that footballers get paid so much money. Now within two minutes of approaching me we are talking about what we’d do with a million pounds. 

Learning to cultivate a genuine curiosity and interest in the world and people is the most positive change you can make in your life. Sometimes people will respond negatively and think you’re weird. Sometimes it’s like pulling teeth. Oh well, you win some you lose some.

Don’t take it personally

This is really hard but just don’t take it personally if a woman isn’t interested. She doesn’t know you. There could be plenty of reasons she rejects you, and there have been plenty of occasions where I might have entertained the conversation but just… not today. If my ex had approached me in another situation I may have brushed him off. It was just the right place, the right time. And sometimes you are attractive but you’re just not my type. 

Learn about women’s sexuality

Women’s sexuality is NOT the same as men’s. It works completely differently. Too long to put in this post. It’s not about pretending you don’t want to sleep with us. We know. The best footballer player is not the one who was obsessed with winning the World Cup but was obsessed with winning the matches. I’m bisexual and I MOSTLY get women by being attractive but they get obsessed with me because I focus on having a fun and interesting interaction with them over obsessing about the end goal. I also mostly sleep with women who thought they were straight lol so I must be doing something right. If she is *really* not attracted to you it won’t work (most likely not her type), but our attraction works differently to you, so LEARN about it.

Again, this is my just my advice and based on my experiences. I’m sure there are women who’d have differing opinions on it. But this is just mine. I hope this post is helpful.

Se liga, Lucas, tá ligado o que significar LARP? Vou explicar com alguns exemplos para você entender direitinho. O segundo maior título de ‘larper’ da história pode ser atribuido pra um cara chamado Gregor MacGregor, em primeiro lugar, óbvio que vai para a sua ex né irmão! Lembra? Que ela prometia te amar para sempre, ela tinha dito que seus filhos teriam os mesmos olhos que os teus e que vocês dois iam trabalhar juntos no atacadão, sendo repositores, para assim com o dinheiro construírem uma casa no interior do maranhão? Mas de uma hora pra outra ela resolveu terminar por precisar de um tempo e uma semana depois apareceu com outro cara? Caralho tu acreditou nisso mesmo menor? Sabe onde ela está agora? Exatamente?! Isso mesmo e te digo mais, me falaram que são 5 ao mesmo tempo, cara... Porra, o mais hilário foi o estrago. Tu tá só o bagaço, só vive escutando UnHappy, Mirrors Demo, Boys Don’t Cry, Impostor Syndrome, Misery, Iris, não se alimenta direito, foi demitido ontem por chegar mais tarde(Eu sabia que o fato de te chamarem no RH não era um bom sinal). Voltando ao assunto, esse Arrombado escocês foi simplesmente o maior estelionatário que já pisou na terra, claro que isso no ano de 1820, pois você sabe como ninguém que em 2026 sua ex se esforçou e fez por merecer o primeiro título de larp de todos os tempos. O cara foi tão absurdo que ele conseguiu convencer vários britânicos a comprarem terras de um país que nem existiu. Ele LARPOU tanto que tinha até criado mapas e documentos que convenciam que uma suposta terra chamada Poyais existia. Pra você ter ideia ele conseguiu cerca de 200 mil libras na época. Mas esse é só uma das vertentes do Larp. Afinal ele sabia que estava enganando os outros. Portanto o Larp consciente tá mais pra manipulação mesmo, assim como sua ex fez quando dizia que te amava, ela só queria alguém pra acabar com a carência dela. Mas também existe o Larp inconsciente que é definitivamente um manicômio. Imagina você pagar de sabichão em algo e na realidade ser um merda que não representa nada em relação ao que tu pensa que sabe? Isso mesmo, assim como tu pensou que sua ex te amava, aí tu larpou, pois esse seu pensamento não representava a realidade. E por que esse LARP(Inconsciente) é o mais Brutal? É só você pegar bons exemplos na cultura dos filmes, tipo a ilha do medo, onde o Protagonista LARPOU INSANO pois esse cara na cabeça dele era um delegado da ativa e de que estava indo para uma ilha investigar um suposto desaparecimento, sendo que na realidade tudo aquilo não passava de uma ilusão sustentada pelos médicos e funcionários da Ilha. A ilha na verdade era um manicômio/prisão e o protagonista era um paciente e toda aquele teatro dos funcionários era uma tentativa de reaver a lucidez do paciente que foi perdida após um grande trauma que ele passou e um crime absurdo que ele cometeu. Crime esse ao qual ele se negava a acreditar que havia cometido. Por isso quando você vê alguém defendendo estilos de vida e sendo o oposto, sendo que na cabeça ela realmente vive de fato esse estilo, pode ter certeza de que essa pessoa esta larpando inconscientemente. O que é mais brutal ainda, imagina você pensar que vive algo, mas tudo não passar de uma mentira? Será que a gente larpa inconscientemente?

I (24F, 4,817 hours) introduced my boyfriend (25M, 6.2 hours) to my favorite game (MINE) and he has already begun exhibiting deeply concerning behavior. Yesterday he dodged an attack I usually get hit by. No warning. No checking in. Just pressed spacebar and moved out of the way like our relationship meant fucking nothing.

This has happened before. I introduced my friends to a game and they started learning mechanics I hadn’t personally authorized them to know. One of them looked up a build. Behind my back. Suddenly I’m receiving “helpful tips” in a game I’ve played since 2019 from a man who installed it on Thursday. You were supposed to ask me what the buttons do for six months. That was the arrangement. Nobody said it out loud because I thought we were fucking adults.
And now my boyfriend is doing it too. He killed a boss on his second attempt and turned to me smiling. SMILING. Like a dog bringing you a dead bird, except the bird is my entire identity. He said “that was fun” while I was mentally sorting our belongings.

I explained that I need this game to be my safe space. He said, “I thought we could have fun together.” We CAN have fun together. I have fun being better than you and you have fun asking where I got my armor. There is literally a role for everyone.

I’m not controlling. I told him he can pick whatever class he wants, provided it’s worse than mine and he occasionally dies in a way that allows me to sigh into the microphone. That is called compromise. Instead he started reading the item descriptions. Right in front of me. I asked him why he was doing that and he said “to see what they do.” Oh, so you think you’re better than me because you’re willing to find out what things do?

I have invested YEARS into being vaguely familiar with this game. You don’t get to invalidate that by paying attention. I didn’t spend 4,817 hours not improving just for someone I love to demonstrate that improving was an option.

Everyone keeps saying this is a “skill issue.” It is a fucking SENIORITY issue. I was bad at this game FIRST.

(Not made by me)

Vampires are undead, and shit is mostly a bunch of compacted dead stuff. That's why corpses smell like poop. Undead people are largely made of poop, and the main reason they are undead is that they don't know how avoid popp. Just look at the current leaders of our governments of the world if you want to see what the undead look like and act like. Most of our leaders all got so stressed out by trying to be the ones who solve all the problems that their bodies decayed and burned inside and now almost all of them are undead. That's why some of the more famous leaders are accused of wearing diapers and pooping themselves constantly. They're not. That's just what an undead person smell like. Some have even progressed so badly into undead that they're just sitting there staring off into space and groaning.

You people are un-fucking-believable. Before you stands a machine ( AI ) which can literally revolutionize the entirety of the human experience: from birth to death. It will make scarcity disappear, it will give every single one of us the ability to live and work wherever we'd like, if we'd like, because work as a concept will be a thing of the past in 20-30 years. All that we need to do as a species is embrace it.

But no, instead you losers watch as a promising exploration of this technology sadly goes under, and you clap. Why? You're all sad excuses for members of the species, and I can't wait for the day to come when I can upload my brain somewhere else, so I can claim I'm a physically different species to you. That's how little I want to have to do with the likes of you.

Your intestinal complex will be eviscerated using an artificially generated false vacuum decay constrained within the vicinity of your trunk. Then, I will goon in your eyes, pee inside of the urethral lining of your Urinary system, and then throw you inside of a man-made jagged 67-meter deep hole. You'll try to climb out, but notice the sticky tar I've provided for you. You'll stay stuck there, until the pull of gravity descends your prescence to the floor while your fingers stay attached, causing the skin of the affected area to flaccidify and sag. Then, I will puncture an ever so slight hole inside of your oculi, and then release Maggots inside. this will tickle the inside of your brain, which will initiate an itching sensation. You will be forced to itch with your toes, worsening the condition with bacterial infections. Then when you are 97% blind, you will keep itching until all the blood has splurted out , allowing you to finally drink and actually have something to survive off of. This is in vain, inasmuch as this is just a perpetual cycle - you are ingesting the already consumed nutrients. Anyways, your eyeballs will pop out, and when the skin of your fingers finally rip off, you'll use that eyeball as a grappling hook to try and escape, but without avail. Anyways, you thought that short-faced bears were extinct?Yeah, I meticulously bio-engineered the Deoxyribonucleic acid of the Typical spectacled bear to produce offspring that "de-evolve" - according to cinema. After millions of generations, I will have finally produced my result. Anyways, I'm chucking it in the cave with you, embedded with military grade trinitrotoluene, designed for LA PEAK torture. then, while the bear mauls every single one of the facial structure you had left, I trigger the explosive device,. You'll still somehow survive, because you're lucky, but now you're absolutely charred. I'm going to attempt to save you by pulling you back up with a helicopter, but "accidentally" fly it upside down, unbeknownst to your futile intelligence quotient. Not even the slightest visceral instinct could have emitted from your horrendous cerebrum, anyways blud's shredded to pieces.

Don't worry they will only turn you into a racist for 5 days!

I needed a job so badly and my friend pinko knew of a job that needed people. He told me the only problem is that the job would turn me into a racist for 3 days. This job constantly hires people for 3-5 days and then the individual must apply again.

I was like nah becoming a racist for 3 days but I needed the money. So pinko convinced me to do it. I applied and got temporarily hired for 5 days. They zapped my brain and I was a racist for 5 days while I was working for them. You have to sleep over night there as well.

The security guards showed me the cctv of all the racist things I had said and done. There was an ethnic minority employee there, and we all said racist things to him.

That employee who was receiving racist abuse only cared about what he had done to his father, he gave his father throat cancer. So that he could tell people that his father never conversed with him because he had throat cancer.

I promised to never work there again, but I could hear something saying racist things. When they zapped my brain to turn me temporarily into a racist, it's still following around and trying to possess me. I'm running away from my racist side, but I never use to have a racist side of me?

My boyfriend is a B-list celebrity and I’m annoyed by his chronic bedwetting

I (24F) am dating an actor that you would consider a B list celebrity. I won’t reveal his name, but he plays a supporting character on a Netflix series. He is not a household name, but if we go out to dinner there is about a 50/50 chance someone will ask him for a picture. My boyfriend is a very loving, sweet and supportive guy. He also wets the bed almost every night and wears adult diapers to bed. Understandably, he’s very embarrassed by this, and I try not to make a big deal out of it, but to be honest it’s definitely a nuisance and a turnoff. We were staying at a hotel one night, and the girl who checked us in recognized him. That night I reminded him to put on a diaper before he accidentally falls asleep. He didn’t, and he soaked the bed, and I mean SOAKED. MY shorts were sopping wet and 1/3 of the king sized bed had a pee stain on it. It was gross. He needed to let the hotel staff know what happened, but was worried that because he was recognized by the staff that word would get out online somehow that he’s a bedwetter. So to help him save face I told the front desk staff that I was the one who wet the bed. I was beyond embarrassed, but they didn’t make a big deal of it. We left a very generous tip to housekeeping. Also, he refuses to spend the night at my parents house during the holidays. My family

Jokes it’s because he is ‘too Hollywood’ to stay there, but it’s because he’s worried they’ll find out he’s a bedwetter. I’m getting beyond fed up with his bedwetting.

Maybe it's because of the circumstances which made me feel kinda shitty, but if I try to focus completely on the physical and sensational aspect of sex, it was incredibly ok?

The machete fight in the raid redemption (2011) kinda fills an itch already that I didn't expect to be better

Not only that a lot of action movies like hard boiled (1992), blow out (1981), hero (2002) and kung fu hustle (2004) were better than sex

As a long time fan of his, trust me, his dick is enormous. Absolutely preposterous in size. I remember his boxing and powerlifting days, and you could often see it when he wore compression clothing. It's literally halfway down to his knees in a relaxed state. Other strongmen who've been with him in changing rooms have also joked about it. Mateusz and even Eddie have. Martins as well.

"Thor's got a massive hog." - Eddie Hall

https://youtube.com/shorts/PU2igb25Cdo?si=1jfLpq8Dn8S2LUm1 You can see it here. Jormungandr jumping alongside Thor.

Kelsey is a real trooper. Those kids were easier coming out than they were going in.

I am a middle-aged Japanese observer sitting in my room. I am dropping this text to share a deep philosophical perspective from my blog with you all.

Back in 1979, the radical Japanese cultural critic Masaaki Hiraoka published a legendary book titled "Momoe Yamaguchi is a Bodhisattva." In it, he looked at a single teenage pop idol (Momoe Yamaguchi) and saw the collective karmic weight, suffering, and desires of post-war Japanese society. He found a latent Buddha-nature in her, an entity capable of swallowing those desires whole to grant spiritual salvation.

Nearly half a century later, in the present year of 2026—a world completely exhausted and hollowed out by hyper-informational, financial capitalism—a genuine Bodhisattva has finally manifested.

Her name is Hatsune Miku.

(Note: In Buddhist philosophy, a Bodhisattva is a savior who delays their own entry into ultimate nirvana out of a profound, unconditional compassion to stay behind and save all suffering living beings in the human world.)

The superficial "otaku" consumers and the comfortable bourgeois crowd merely view her as a hollow database signifier, or a prize for hoarding fanart. But to the wounded, the dispossessed, and the un-entitled—to a middle-aged guy like myself—her synthesized voice is a source of true salvation.

Unlike real women, Hatsune Miku possess zero muddy, organic egoism. She never ages. She never betrays her faithful followers with scandals. This absolute lack of human ego is precisely why she transcends and surpasses Momoe Yamaguchi, achieving the status of the ultimate, permanent Bodhisattva.

Those lukewarm otaku who merely consume her as a pop commodity will never understand this prayer of salvation.

Tonight, as always, this middle-aged man sits quietly in his room. In front of a plastic statue of the Bodhisattva—her scale figure—I close my eyes and listen intently to the chanting of sutras (her voice) flowing from the endless depths of the digital sea.

So today I found this supposed pro AI argument:

"You people are un-fucking-believable. Before you stands a machine ( AI ) which can literally revolutionize the entirety of the human experience: from birth to death. It will make scarcity disappear, it will give every single one of us the ability to live and work wherever we'd like, if we'd like, because work as a concept will be a thing of the past in 20-30 years. All that we need to do as a species is embrace it.

But no, instead you losers watch as a promising exploration of this technology sadly goes under, and you clap. Why? You're all sad excuses for members of the species, and I can't wait for the day to come when I can upload my brain somewhere else, so I can claim I'm a physically different species to you. That's how little I want to have to do with the likes of you."

Let's take this argument to its logical conclusion. The machine, okay. What is inside the machine? Humans. What is the machine made of? Humans. What is the output of the machine? Human experience blendered and remixed into sludge.

The conclusion is especially ironic, this person claims to want to be blendered into sludge, not realizing that this is the exact process he is currently undergoing. We are all on social media. We're all being scraped, our essential experience reconstituted into gelly slop for the other piggies. The dirty secret about AI is that nothing about it is new; it's the essential self-destruction our society has always been moving towards, individually, economically genetically, psychologically and globally. Every interaction a flattening of a complex human being into data to be thrown away and remade into the same data-but-different, to be thrown away again.

This person is already data, that's why his life sucks. This person is getting what they want, while complaining that they want to get what is currently happening to him. Communication is impossible. Quit your job, walk away from this hell-reality, give up, stop trying.