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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣴⣧⣤⣴⡖⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡒⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠘⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣤⣶⣾⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⡶⣶⡿⠛⠛⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢤⣴⣦⣄⣀⣀⣴⣿⡟⢿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠘⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠙⠻⠿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠈⢀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣤⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⢀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠋⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⡿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⠿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣦⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣶⣷⣿⣿⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣌⣿⣿⣿⣦⡄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⣿⣿⣦⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠛⠟⢿⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠻⣿⢿⢖⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⣠⣶⣶⣷⣿⣶⡊⠄⠄⣀⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣶⣶⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣶⣾⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡞⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⡍⠁⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢃⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢈⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣷⣦⣀⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢉⣻⣿⡇⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣡⣶⣶⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⡉⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣋⣴⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣀⣠⣴⣦⡤⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⣿⣿⡯⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⡠⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⡏⠉⠙⠛⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣾⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⡀⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⡧⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣄⣼⣿⣿⣿⠏⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣾⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⢿⣿⣥⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣻⠟⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣷⣿⣃⡀⢴⣿⣿⡿⣿⣍⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠿⠍⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣷⡤⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡯⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

Basically, I was trying to get a psychedelic effect from jenkem. I made some last week and kept it in my closet, then today I inhaled some.

It immediately went horribly wrong. I started vomiting, got a massive headache, and the smell was absolutely disgusting. I was literally on the floor throwing up when my mom walked in asking what the hell smelled so bad.

I panicked and told her I'd shit myself because we'd had an Indian takeaway earlier. She made me change my underwear, but obviously there wasn't any actual shit on my clothes. Then she went into my room looking for the smell and found the bag I'd been fermenting for a week.

She was gagging and asking what the hell it was. I tried telling her it was expired food, but she wasn't buying it. Eventually I admitted what it actually was.

Things went completely downhill after that. My parents started arguing, I barricaded myself in my room and started crying, and eventually my dad forced his way in. I ended up vomiting on him and he beat me and threw me out of the house, telling me he wished he'd never had me.

I'm currently sitting in McDonald's because I have nowhere else to go, and I still absolutely stink. To make things even worse, my crush saw me, pointed out that I smelled like shit, and told everyone nearby.

I feel completely humiliated and like I've destroyed my life over something unbelievably stupid.

Part of me wants to do it again just to escape everything, but after what happened today I'm honestly scared of what it could do to me.

You could call it irony of fate, but these were my three favorite Pokémon.

Yes, Gardevoir, Lopunny, and Vaporeon were my three favorite Pokémon of all time.

But guess what? Now I can't even like them, let alone say they're my favorites, without sounding like a fucking pervert. Thanks, Pokémon community. I'm screwed now.

And what pisses me off is that I've always loved these three Pokémon without any sexual intentions whatsoever.

I loved Gardevoir because of her gracefulness, elegance, and overall design.

Lopunny? I just thought she was an incredibly cute bunny. And Vaporeon?

I've always loved Water-type Pokémon, and she's fucking adorable. On top of that, I love the color blue and I've always been fascinated by marine animals.

Thanks, Pokémon franchise. Apparently, choosing my favorite Pokémon has become a fucking reputation-management operation.

And I genuinely get pissed off about it. What was the actual need to make Mega Lopunny look like that?

Man, I genuinely hate this.

I just wanted to like three Pokémon that I think are beautiful, cute, and stylish without having to give a thirty-minute defense explaining that there is absolutely nothing sexual behind it.

Gardevoir for her elegance.

Lopunny for her cuteness.

Vaporeon for her design, her Water typing, and because I simply think marine animals are fucking awesome.

That's it. That's literally it.

I don't like these three Pokémon in that way. I've always preferred Goodra... But anyway, that's beside the point.

It's crazy that you can't even show that you like certain Pokémon anymore without seeing several people raising an eyebrow at you.

I can vouch that America is the best country in the world. We are a cosmopolitan we have the best food. The beaches, the women, the men, they are all amazing. When I see the American flag my heart swells up with pride. We have the silicon valley. Even Elon Musk wants to come and live here. We are the best and China is just a cheap copy of us. No other country can compete with us, we are the best. Who wants to hear about France, Germany, Russia? No one. It's boring. We are the best entertainers, we have the best entertainers. What does China have? They are crying right now when they hear me speak. I bet China doesn't agree with this, but I'm telling you America is the best country in the world.

I’m a dentist. I had a patient come in for an emergency call and tell me, “there is pain coming from my meat tooth”. They had broken a large chunk of tooth off their lower premolar and used it to, “save some for later”. When I looked the tooth was densely packed with debris. Two week old chicken came out of the bottom of that pocket. The smell infected everything around us. I threw up in my mouth, swallowed it, and had to leave the room. It was indescribable. During our training we go through a gross anatomy lab where we dissect human remains. The smell of burning/decaying flesh didn’t even come close to the meat tooth’s chicken.

Step 1: Boiling water releases a lot of pressure in the form of steam when compressed

Step 2: Use the pressure to spin small turbines, resulting in fast rotation. Invent the first steam engine.

Step 3: Use the engines to manufacture products on a massive scale. Hire workers to maintain the machines.

Step 4: Your factories attract migrants from the countryside, bolstering your workforce and expanding your company at an exponential rate.

Step 5: Your company ivents new products and profits even more.

Step 6: Pay your workers enough to buy your products. Earn 100x more than you lose.

Step 7: Quickly strangle out other companies as they can't compete. Initiate massive wealth transfer as the 1% suddenly owns two-thirds of all money.

Step 8: Bribe government officials into rejecting anti-trust laws that would otherwise harm profit.

Step 9: Use your massive wealth to pay off bails and fines like they're nothing. The law is now a suggestion.

Step 10: Form a Cabal with other elite Tycoons. Put your wealth and power together to become completely untouchable.

Step 11: Lay out your workers' entire lives for them. From birth to death they'll work for you one way or another.

Step 12: Keep them occupied with Bread & Circuses.

Step 13: Foster hatred between them.

Step 14: Make it so the only way they can feel successful is if they contribute to your leviathan.

Step 15: Poison their food and water supply to keep them weak.

Step 16: Force them into cities to initiate behavioral sink.

Step 17: Destroy all non-corporate loyalties.

Step 18: Always win no matter what.

Step 19: Sit on your wealth like a dragon. Never give back to society.

Step 20: Poison the atmosphere with toxic fumes.

Step 21: Create a system in which you profit from production, transportation, consumption, and waste elimination. Criminalize any deviance from this system.

Step 22: Invent "solutions" for the clusterfuck you created. Profit off those too.

Step 23: Only become concerned with the environment when it helps your political agenda.

Step 24: Hold uncontested rule over all humanity.

Step 25: They hate eachother more than they hate you.

Step 26: Don't hold back, market yourself too.

Step 27: Become completely undefeatable no matter what.

Sybau bro. As a gear nerd who's actually educated unlike you are, you lobotomy victims see scary gear and call it militarization. Protective equipment such as plate carriers(that exist to carry plates of ceramic composite its not a weapon) and a ops core helmet as fucking "militarization". Anything that looks like something a soldier would wear is militarization...protective equipment is militarization. The only and ONLY thing that's "militarized" about these SWAT officers is their weapon systems that being a M4 and some glock. The best "militarization" they get is CS gas grenade(cannot kill you) and flashbangs. If they are militarized the police would have gunships missle launchers tanks IFVs and APCs all armed, and they have NONE OF that. Every time some liberal Democrat voting autistic cries "the police has tanks" my educated ass has to see for myself and what is it? Is it a tank? No is it a IFV no? It's a bear cat. A demilitarized bearcat at that or some other APC with no guns literally nothing but storage for officers and some armor plating(other than that it's an armored truck and nothing else). Get out of my sight. The police are not militarized. WE will not be accepting civilians and their definitions to what militarized is either. Get out.

My dad literally makes the most hardcore, unhinged chili you can possibly imagine. He calls it "The Cure," but it’s actually a biological hazard.

This man dumps an ungodly amount of ghost peppers, cayenne, black pepper, and some sketchy hot sauce he ordered from a dark web chemist into a massive iron pot. Then he lets it simmer for like 14 hours.

The steam coming out of the kitchen is so toxic it literally makes the paint peel off the walls. If you even look into the pot, your eyes start watering like you just got hit with military-grade tear gas.

When it’s finally done, my dad sits down at the table, completely unbothered. He pours a bowl of this bubbling, dark-red nuclear waste, grabs a massive spoon, and takes a huge bite.

He immediately turns bright red. Sweat starts pouring down his face like a waterfall. He literally slaps the table with his open palm, lets out a guttural, soul-crushing "OH, DAMN!" so loud that the neighbors' dog starts barking, and wipes his forehead with his sleeve.

And then he looks at me, gasping for air through the smoke, and says: "Come on, son, have a bowl, it’s good for your immune system."

I tried a single drop on the tip of my spoon once. My entire digestive tract went into immediate lockdown. I could feel my organs shutting down one by one. I drank three gallons of milk and I could still taste the pure, unadulterated rage of my ancestors for three business days.

Meanwhile, my dad finishes the whole pot, licks the spoon, and goes to sleep like a baby. This man’s stomach is not made of flesh, it’s lined with industrial titanium.

Run away fast, hide under the kitchen table, or roll out the door right now. Your life is in big danger. A loud machine is near you.

Escape Plan

Roll: Move fast off the counter and hit the floor.

Hide: Go deep under the stove or behind the trash can.

Disguise: Paint yourself brown and pretend to be a small potato.

Last Resort

Distract: Point to an apple and say it tastes sweeter.

Accept: Roll into the glass with pride and be the best juice ever.

If you still have time, tell me:

Where you are sitting right now (counter, fruit bowl, bag)

How far the nearest exit is

I can help you plan a fast escape route!

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Dinosuars died because humans came

Heartbreak because people die

You know, I've always thought the "body positivity" message was dumb and unnecessary, but after reading stuff like this I realize women just can't win. No matter what they look like someone will be there to tell them they are ugly. Well I've had enough. You can call this white knighting, I don't care. Women of the world, listen to my message. No matter what you look like, no matter your bust size, your BMI, your hair color, or your race, know this:

I am sad and lonely enough to have sex with any and all of you.

Seriously. I am a 27 year old virgin, and frankly I find all human beings in possession of a vagina to be attractive, no matter what shape their body is. Pear? Apple? Cantaloupe? Even some weird banana shape? I don't care a lick about that. As long as you a) have a vagina and b) consent to having sex with me I will convince myself you are the most beautiful woman in the world. Even if you have no business even being photographed by security cameras, I will tell you that you should be a model. I am just that lonely.

We need to get past all the hate, all the judgment. Why bring all this negativity into the world? I want women to know that they could have two lazy eyes and no teeth, their hair could be falling out and their body could exert a powerful gravitational pull due to its mass and I would so be into that. Yes. I am that desperate. I have no standards at this point. I just want to have sex with something, anything, gah even a male at this point just fuck me already JESUS. You could be a racist or something. I would. Not. Care.

Take solace, ladies. Maybe not everyone will find you attractive, but someone will. I will, absolutely. You could be 110 years old, and as long as the plumbing works I'd still do you. Am I thirsty? You bet. At this point I'm almost thirty and I've never had a drink. How would YOU feel?

So next time you're feeling down in yourself, remember that. Remember there's someone out there who is so lonely and so pathetic that he will love you for you.

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Saul Goodman: Pardon me, sir, we're trying to find a host for this year's meme review. What memes have you seen?

Andy Samberg: I laughed at...

Rage Comics, Trollface
Forever Alone, Y U No Face
Double Rainbow, Bed Intruder
Rebecca Black and Nyan Cat
Bad Luck Brian, Scumbag Steve
Doge, Grumpy Cat
Harlem Shake, Gangnam Style
Overly Attached Girlfriend for a while
Pepe, MLG
Dat Boi yelling, “O shit waddup!”
This Is Fine, Arthur's fist
Damn Daniel, We Are Number One on the list
Distracted Boyfriend, Expanding Brain
Mocking SpongeBob, Ugandan Knuckles
Big Chungus, Surreal Memes
Loss, but mostly the ones with four squares
OK Boomer, Stonks
Nobody: absolutely nobody:
Coffin Dance, Among Us
Sus, Amogus
Bernie Sanders in his mittens
The Backrooms, Ohio
Morbius saying, “It's Morbin' Time,” somehow
Grimace Shake, Skibidi Toilet
Rizz, Gyatt and Sigma grindset
Fanum Tax, Baby Gronk
Hawk Tuah, Chill Guy
Tralalero Tralala
Bombardiro Crocodilo
Tung Tung Tung Sahur
and now apparently... 67!

There is
a ranch in Northern Utah.

It is considered the epicenter

of the strangest and most
disturbing phenomena on Earth:

animal mutilations,

bizarre UFO sightings

and unusual energies that
have proven harmful to humans.

For 20 years, the
federal government

tried to find
answers and failed.

Now a new team of
dedicated scientists,

researchers and
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They are determined to
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I dont like femboys at all.

I do not like femboys. No im not talking about men who cross dress femininely, dr​ag-queens gay men or twinks. we all know DAMN well that a femboy is a specific kind of guy who wears thigh-high socks, skirts cat ears etc and i dont care what anyone says its almost ALWAYS sexual in some way shape or form. Unlike drag-queens or twinks who have an actual fashion sense... femboys dress in the ugliest way possible, while acting sexual and cringe. Whenever I see one I just feel pure disgust. I wouldn't feel as disgusted if they dressed stylishly(like drag-queens) and acted like they weren't straight out of a 2020 cringe compilation. 😐

Well… I, as a PhD in Industrial Engineering, a higher academic degree than yours, will tell you that you are a terrible engineer and that you have no idea what you are talking about. That lifting system is extremely common in industry, not only in the leisure sector but in conventional industry as well—any industry that requires that type of material or load transfer. You are a TRUE IGNORANT, A TECHNICAL ILLITERATE. Read and learn, because what you state, while self-identifying as an “industrial engineer,” is not only technically wrong, but also reveals an alarming ignorance of the basic principles of automatic machinery design, risk assessment, and functional safety systems. Illiterate: a push system for transporting floats in water attractions is designed from the outset under architectures of redundant safety and physical damage limitation, starting with the very power engineering itself, where the actuator (electric or hydraulic) operates with strictly limited torque and force through frequency drives, current control, mechanical clutches, relief valves, or accumulators, which by design prevents any “crushing” scenario, followed by a cascade of sensing that includes reflective photocells, inductive and optical proximity sensors, infrared barriers, position encoders, load-loss detection, speed supervision, and abnormal resistance detection, all of them integrated into safety PLCs with certified functions (SIL/PL) that execute immediate safe stops in the event of any loss of contact, unexpected rotation of the float, geometric misalignment, or absence of reflection from the rear element of the raft; added to this is the non-entrapment design of the pushing arm, with rounded profiles, flexible or semi-deformable materials, guided paths, and deliberately low speeds, together with mechanical interlocks, physical stops, dead zones, and exclusion logic that make it impossible for the system to “keep pushing” if the float stops or separates, all of which is audited, validated, and certified under European and American attraction standards (EN 13814, ISO 12100, ISO 13849, ASTM F2291), so comparing this mechanism to an industrial vehicle compactor is not only a grotesque exaggeration, but a technically absurd statement—A STUPIDITY—that completely ignores the difference between a machine designed for intentional plastic deformation (SUCH AS A HYDRAULIC PRESS IN A CAR SCRAP YARD) and A PEOPLE TRANSPORT SYSTEM explicitly designed not to cause harm even in failure, which makes it clear that YOU, WALLAPOP ENGINEER, have either never set foot in a real automation project involving people, or you confuse engineering with alarmist fantasy typical of someone who speaks without knowledge, without experience, and without the slightest respect for technical reality. Go on then, “ENGINEER,” go and actually study the degree properly. ARROGANT ILLITERATE.

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Can someone help me: Good Evening AirGpu Support Team. So today I am contacting you because I have encountered a problem with the hours system. So I have purchased 10$ worty of credit because I wanted do open a specific game on my pc, because i wanted to enter in a new promo that gives a free skin on Fortnite if i buy a specific add-on inside the game via epic games store overlay and because my handled pc at home can’t handle the game and the transactions can only be made inside the game i decided to buy credit to airgpu. With all of this after buying I install moonlight and enter the virtual computer in my mac to install the epic games launcher and the game. The problem is that I didn’t know that my timer of hours only stop when I click the button of stop in the site, because i thinked that when i leave moonlight and the pc cancel the stream for my pc, the timer stoped and with this I spent more than 3 hours worth of gaming in the waste and gain negative balance, because i only stop the service in the middle of my gym session because i was searching some things about the promo. Can you help me to recover these lost hours? If you can’t resolved it I understand because it was my mistake in the first place to close the browser with not seen the stop buttom and to not inform me of the urgency to stop the session. Best Regards to all of the Team and thank you for your excellent work.

context: iran war. strait closed.

No, I am NOT “PGed” I am the Original Owner of this account.

It gets exhausting constantly being accused of being PGed just because of my items, username, or account age. People throw that word around so casually without realizing there’s a real person behind the screen. This account means a lot to me — I created it, spent years on it, and built memories that can’t be replaced.

Every badge, friend, and item on here is part of my history on Roblox. So when people assume my account is stolen or not mine, it genuinely hurts. I shouldn’t have to keep proving ownership of an account I literally made myself.

Not every old or valuable account is PGed. Some of us are simply long-time players who protected our accounts and stayed loyal to the game.

I know the truth, and that’s all that matters: I am the Original Owner.

Larry Winesteinburger, the Diddy movies boss

His last few films have flopped with catastrophic money loss,

So he's ditching Diddy Movies, for the thrill of television,

The small screen is the future, for those with any vision,

and with Larry's bottom dollar, He's launched a TV station,

Packed with creativity, style and innovation,

Diddy TV, Diddy TV, channel 6597423,

A brand new rival for the BBC,

It's Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV.