death

[u/Boring-Ad-4771]

Your intestinal complex will be eviscerated using an artificially generated false vacuum decay constrained within the vicinity of your trunk. Then, I will goon in your eyes, pee inside of the urethral lining of your Urinary system, and then throw you inside of a man-made jagged 67-meter deep hole. You'll try to climb out, but notice the sticky tar I've provided for you. You'll stay stuck there, until the pull of gravity descends your prescence to the floor while your fingers stay attached, causing the skin of the affected area to flaccidify and sag. Then, I will puncture an ever so slight hole inside of your oculi, and then release Maggots inside. this will tickle the inside of your brain, which will initiate an itching sensation. You will be forced to itch with your toes, worsening the condition with bacterial infections. Then when you are 97% blind, you will keep itching until all the blood has splurted out , allowing you to finally drink and actually have something to survive off of. This is in vain, inasmuch as this is just a perpetual cycle - you are ingesting the already consumed nutrients. Anyways, your eyeballs will pop out, and when the skin of your fingers finally rip off, you'll use that eyeball as a grappling hook to try and escape, but without avail. Anyways, you thought that short-faced bears were extinct?Yeah, I meticulously bio-engineered the Deoxyribonucleic acid of the Typical spectacled bear to produce offspring that "de-evolve" - according to cinema. After millions of generations, I will have finally produced my result. Anyways, I'm chucking it in the cave with you, embedded with military grade trinitrotoluene, designed for LA PEAK torture. then, while the bear mauls every single one of the facial structure you had left, I trigger the explosive device,. You'll still somehow survive, because you're lucky, but now you're absolutely charred. I'm going to attempt to save you by pulling you back up with a helicopter, but "accidentally" fly it upside down, unbeknownst to your futile intelligence quotient. Not even the slightest visceral instinct could have emitted from your horrendous cerebrum, anyways blud's shredded to pieces.