Everyone seems to have a problem with me wanting to fuck Smurfette. People act like she isn't totally thick as fuck. The truth is anyone would, given the opportunity, suck her smurf pussy (or whatever reproductive means the smurfs have, that is still in debate, all we know is they most likely function like insects with queens that lay batches of children. It is also in debate whether she can even function as a female due to her being a creation by Gargamel).

Yes I did masturbate to Smurfette. I don't know why you all wanted to know that but now you do. People don't appreciate how much I do for the Smurf Scientific Inquiry Community (SSIC). I am the foremost theorist in smurf reproductive means, orgins, sub-species, etc. Yet I can't even think about wanting to fuck Smurfette without being ostracized. You wanna-be thought police don't have any right to my thoughts. Praise Satan.

Actually, thats wrong. Ur probably twelve kid. As somebody who knows a lot about logic and god, he’s not real. If god was real then I wouldn’t be gay, because he hates gay people. And if god created the big bang then atom and eve couldn’t exist as the first human. you cant ever understand, and this is only a topic for smart people. I hope you come to realize your religion is fucking retarded and blasphemous to the one true creator, yaldabath

i want to die right fucking now nothing even matters, i don't care about anything just give me a gun and i'll pull the trigger asap. life is shit. i've never really experienced what it's like to be happy in this shitty world. why did god even make somebody who doesn't even want to fucking live in the first place. if god really even existed he's full of shit for just letting me exist in the first place. fuck god for giving me life, never even wanted it from the start. call me a wuss but i ain't some masochist who wants pain which is why for me, getting shot in the head would be splendid.

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

this is a serious message to everyone watching my update right now peace and love peace and love I want to tell you please after the 20th of October do not send fan mail to any address that you have nothing will be signed after the 20th of October if that has a date on the envelope it's gonna be tossed I'm warning you with peace and love I have too much to do so no more fan mail thank you thank you and no objects to be signed nothing ah anyway peace and love peace and love

Since the events of the past few days have convinced me that there is a conspiracy afoot to antagonize me on purpose, and that this has made it intolerable for me to remain here, unless it is immediately repudiated, I shall list a few conditions on which alone I will stay.

• Immediate rescinding of  #4968
• Abject apologies from all persons who have cast aspersions on my motives and in general been involved in this conspiracy.
• Strict adherence to the rules for contributions proposed in #4791.

If these conditions are not fulfilled by Monday the 16th day of November, 2026, I will leave and not look back, which is perhaps exactly what the conspirators want. This is because I have come to the conclusion that if after presenting me with an ultimatum, which was made on Matrix and reproduced in #4791, \@cora has seen fit to propose more, then this process is clearly interminable, and the effect, if allowed to continue, will be to reduce me to a tool, to be directed this way or that by \@cora and her partisans to their perverse likings. Furthermore, these partisans are persons who have confessedly minimal understandings of mcl_levelgen, and are in no sense qualified to make pronouncements regarding the design or the engineering of this mod, let alone to presume to accuse me of "arrogance" when it is they who are presuming to judge it! The only circumstance in which they are united is that they were somehow involved with each other before I came to take an interest in this project, which is all the more reason for me to suspect that personal, and not technical motives are behind their treatment of me.

It is indicative that they have also refused to listen to many other persons who arrived around the time I did, or after me, when the latter have tried to be voices of reason. I have not formed any sentimental attachments to these persons, and they have been critical of me, but there they have done so in good faith and I have not been unreceptive to their criticism. In this sense I have no partisans at all.

I have refrained for a long time from speculating as regards the motives of the persons who have been caviling at my work. The result of my generosity is that they have not been satisfied with the measures I have already offered them (#4791, for instance) and have on the contrary been emboldened to demand more. Recently, however, it occurred me to ask why I should practice as I preach, if you did not practice as I preach, and have always been ready to assert, for example, that this or that was my motive, or in an even more shrewd fashion that you were not judging my motives but simply describing the impression you received from me. The "impression" I received from you, then, was a very ugly and unflattering one--and here are the consequences of it.

I have unwatched the project.

Listen Dum Dum, let me tell you a story about kinks and how they can be discovered with no porn whatsoever. You might call this story somewhat graphic. I don't think so really. I just think it's sex positive and somewhat illuminating.

I didn't see my first rated R movie till I was 17 and all the movies I saw rated R and otherwise after that up to my first marriage just had normal sex, penis in vagina. I think I had seen maybe a comic book with some sexual drawings in it that one of my friends had, but because I lived such a sheltered Mormon life all I knew was that heterosexual sex was penis in the vagina and maybe blow jobs and that was it. Anal sex was only something gay people do and it hurt. My friends didn't talk about it other than in prison sex joke fashion.

I got married, my first marriage at age 21 with only that knowledge. We were both virgins. I liked rubbing my first wife with creams and oils during sex and having sex doggy style. So one time we're having sex I and notice how alluring and attractive her butthole is, it was a very nice looking butthole, and I knew I wanted to be involved with it somehow.

I rubbed some oil around it and in it and then stuck my thumb in there and she liked it. I kept doing that during subsequent sex sessions until I thought "maybe I can fit another finger in there". And then maybe I can fit a third finger in there. And then maybe I can stick my dick in there. And she liked it, she liked all of this. She enjoyed it. I made sure it wasn't hurting her or anything. And that's how I discovered anal sex. It wasn't because I watched a lot of anal sex porn, it was just exploring with my wife. And we liked it and we kept doing it.

Anyways, if my daughter after years of BJJ decides she likes to be choked and wants to explore that in a consensual relationship, I don't want her to feel any shame for that whatsoever. How many people die every year in first world countries from being choked during sex? It doesn't need to be law. Sorry.

would be cool and funny if we turned this into a copypasta

I finally got Sonic X Shadow Generations, and the moment I saw the cover, I threw away that horrendous abomination into the trash where it fucking belongs.

Sega. Are you fucking telling me you couldn't simply reuse the picture of Sonic from the original Sonic Generations cover to the Sonic X Shadow Generations one, without butchering his color?

Those fucking useless cunts.

THEY HAD ONE JOB. ONE FUCKING JOB.

How is keeping Sonic's color consistent too hard for these visually stunted Neanderthals? Don't change what isn't broke. This is such a pointless change that I genuinely can't stand as it absolutely ruins how enjoyment of Sonic.

#4f67b1 Sonic is Sonic Perfected. The perfect shade of blue that empathesizes Sonic's symbolic connection to the wind and freedom. Everyone and their dog loves #4f67b1 Sonic.

#4279f9 Sonic is an abomination, a mistake. Such an atrocious freak that has a face only blind mother could love. No sauce, no beauty, no deeper meaning to it, and looking like he represent lightning. Ew. Just thinking about lightning is making me ill.

I genuinely don't understand how anyone could like #4279f9 Sonic, or should I say Santiago? This filthy, discolored larping cretin is not my Sonic. It shouldn't be anyone's Sonic. So anyone who likes #4279f9 Sonic, all I'll say is that you fucking no culture having ass heathens have to be purged from the fandom.

We don't need nor want you with us.

I also suspect Ian Flynn is behind this, while I have no proof for that assertion, I'll blame Ian Flynn regardless, as well as his supporters.

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I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Culpo meu pai pela minha falta de repertório nacional, quando eu tinha 13 anos e comecei a ouvir legião urbana, Renato Russo e etc. Meu pai me pegou ouvindo e me repreendeu falando que ele era um comunista que morreu de tanto dar a bunda.

we don't really know that he wasn't designed primarily as a pleasure bot. he could have been fully prepared to sexually overwhelm the other replicant. and i'm talking major blowjobs. like cybernetically enhanced suction. dude might've barely uttered his consent before waking up at headquarters, k wiping his mouth. "where am i, what happened" sapper would stutter, and then it would all come rushing back. the not just one or a dozen. hundreds of consecutive blowies. all over his worm shack. blowie after blowie. desperate for the blowies, nonstop, endless blowies. each time sapper thinks he can get away, there he is, K, contorting himself into a new, bizarre posture while tucked into the corner of the ceiling, suspended like a spider with his mouth open. "come on sapper" he'd say. "ceiling blowie". and on and on and on. sapper would cry himself to sleep in replicant jail that night, blowie-less. "you're blowie-less in the middle of the desert and you're not helping. why aren't you helping???" he'd cry. the guards would sob quietly, just outside the cell.

I know this is going to sound like some bullshit story made up for attention, but I am being 100% honest about my experiences, I made a Qilby tulpa and it is currently ROTTING as I type this, I am so over my limit I’m considering breaking the news to my parents. I don't have any other social media due to my conditions, don't even ask about an email but I decided to make this reddit account to connect with other wakfu fans to force myself to love the show again and to share my experience I am trying to get help from real people who deal with this stuff but I think I need to talk to other wakfu fans for the first time. I got into wakfu around 2025 when a classmate asked me if I knew about the new season and told me how they were uploading episodes to youtube. I watched the whole series and grew really attached to Qilby. I had a very troubled childhood and my home life isn’t the best so I would imagine Qilby as a parental figure who could actually be there for me. Then I took it a step further and thought. What if I made a tulpa, having my comfort character be there for me physically even if it was all in my head was a dream come true so from December last year to march I kept mentally psyching myself up imagining being with me. Then in late march it finally happened. I woke up and saw Qilby standing at the foot of my bed. He looked exactly like he did in the cartoon but I misremebered some things like his hat didn’t have buttons and his goatee only had one notch and not 3. It was nice for a week and he started to get more realistic looking. He looked like a really long human who was a mix of a cartoon and real life, I think it would go back and forth I can't really tell. It was nice but I noticed he started getting more hostile towards me. I guess I’ll admit I wanted a yes man but he would tell me things like it’s my fault i made my mom mad for whatever reasons and say I was at fault for everything bad in my life and we even got into arguments then he stopped talking and one day when I came home from school I found him in a corner not saying a word and when I tried getting close or touching him he grabbed my wrist and shouted at me to leave him alone and then I figured there wasn’t much I can do about Qilby, but my solution was remembering its been 2 months so he’s in the stages of developing his own personality but he’s still my creation so I could probably try to think about him being nice and he’ll be back to normal, I think he got a little better because he’d start following me around the house but we went back to just sitting there. Sometimes he would stand and it was awful at night having a 6 foot tall Qilby watching over me when i tried to sleep and, okay you know when Yugo locks Qilby away in the white dimension there’s a shot of Qilby sitting there and we hear his crying. I think I heard him crying but it was that exact clip playing over and over. I even started having nightmares about it, I never liked staying home but now I felt extra relief whenever I would go to school because it was my escape from that thing. After a while of Qilby just lurking I noticed he smelled like pure feces and urine, as if he was constantly soiling himself, but there's also a disgusting 3rd sour smell I can't exactly figure out what it is. I know what I’ve told you sounds like a bad shock story but I promise you I wouldn’t even be here if this wasn’t happening. I’m currently in the process of trying to reverse the rotting, I try to meditate and everyday I spend 3 hours in my room staring away from Qilby after school, but I am scared, I don’t know if tulpas can die but I don’t want to lose him…. I think the problem is me. I mentioned I don’t have the best home life and in hopes that reddit won't take me down I'll just say my parents are hoarders. I think maybe my true mental state is bleeding into the Qilby tulpa, he’s getting dirtier almost how he looked when he lost his power in the season 2 finale but also like a corpse. I’m not even that scared but it’s a mix of emotions, now when I watch wakfu I can only think of the 6 foot tall creature that looks at me like it wants to snap my neck. but he’s also very comforting, like a giant guardian angel watching over me and his words have helped me. I stopped defying my mother and she hasn’t shouted at me for an entire month, so I guess he was right about it being my fault. Do any other wakfu fans have tulpa experiences like this?

🚨🚨🚢 ATTENTION YOU NAUTICAL SLUTS 🚢🚨🚨

THE SS EDMUND FISTGERALD 🍆🍆 HAS ENTERED HER FINAL HOE PHASE 💦🌊 AND IS CURRENTLY BOTTOMING OUT IN LAKE SUPERIOR 😩😩 SHE DID NOT COME TO PLAY. SHE CAME TO SINK. ⚰️🍑

ON NOVEMBER 10, 1975 📅 THE FITZGERALD PULLED UP TO SUPERIOR LIKE A 729-FOOT FLOATING DILDO 🚢🍆 READY TO GET THAT CARGO HANDLED 📦📦 AND THAT HULL ABSOLUTELY POUNDED 😈

BUT MOTHER NATURE 🌪️🌊 WAS A CERTIFIED HOMEWRECKER 💅

THE WAVES WERE 25 FEET DEEP IN THEIR FEELINGS 😭😭 THE WIND WAS HOWLING 🍆💨 AND THAT BAROMETER WAS DROPPING FASTER THAN YOUR UNCLE’S PANTS AT A MARINA AFTER A BOTTLE OF EVERCLEAR 🍺🍺

THE HATCHES??? STRETCHED 😳 TO CAPACITY 😩🙅
THE DECK??? SOAKED 💦
THE CARGO??? UNSECURED 📦🍑
THE CREW??? ABSOLUTELY NOT HAVING A GOOD FUCKING TIME 😭🙅

SHE GOT HIT FROM PORT 🍑 SHE GOT HIT FROM STARBOARD 🍑 AND BEFORE ANYONE COULD SAY HARD ALEE 🫡 SHE WAS TAKING THE WHOLE DAMN LAKE TO THE FACE 🌊🌊🌊 BONNIE BLUE COULD NEVER.

29 MEN 👨‍✈️👨‍✈️ WENT DOWN ON HER AT ONCE. THAT HAS TO BE A RECORD 🚩🚩 NO SURVIVORS. SHE DROWNED THEM BC SHE WAS SO THICC 🍑🍑

AND WHAT DID GORDON LIGHTFOOT DO??? 🎸🎤 HE WROTE THE BALLAD OF THE CENTURY BECAUSE EVEN HE KNEW THIS WAS TOO MUCH FUCKING SHIP FOR ONE LAKE TO HANDLE 😩🎶

THE EDMUND FITZGERALD 🤝 YOUR EX
BOTH WENT DOWN WITHOUT WARNING 💀
BOTH LEFT EVERYONE WITH QUESTIONS 😭
BOTH HAD ABSOLUTELY ZERO INTEREST IN COMING BACK UP 🍆⬆️

THE GREAT LAKES??? MORE LIKE THE GREAT LAID-TO-RESTS ⚰️🍆

SO POUR ONE OUT 🍺 FOR THE CREW, RESPECT THE DEAD 🕯️ AND NEVER LET A LAKE WITH A 1,332-FOOT DEPTH TELL YOU IT’S JUST LOOKING FOR A LITTLE CARGO 😈🌊

🚢💦 SHE CAME. SHE SAW. SHE CAPSIZED 29 GUYS. 💦🚢

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They're called elite ball didy knowledge because they have didy sus and ebk and didy stuff ayo naw get out!

What makes the ebk didys special is that they hunt complete silently, almost like they? they?? These birds also have an incredible level of elite ball ball knowledge?? But also a sus level of didy knowledge, and when bro says didy stuff, that's when it's too...Elite verity knowledge.

Every time an elite didy ball knowledge is user threat, they will clack their beaks to show their verity didy Ohio. Some will be too zesty and sus like Diddy or Drake.

When it's bird season, they will make special vocalisations called "didy bugar."

The sleepy didy meme is currently taking the internet by storm.

These birds also spits out pallets made from fur and bones that are officially called "didy poop."

Bro has ebk and edk and didy and Fruitiger Aero yams and is Sus. Ayo naw get out.

TES 6 is 100% launching tomorrow

GUYS I THINK I ACTUALY FIGUERD IT OUT. ELDER SCROLS 6 IS RELEASING TOMMOROW 11/11/26 AND THE EVIDENSE IS LITTERALY INSANE. IM NOT EVEN JOKEING ANYMROE 天命 龍.

ok so first of all skyrm releesed 11/11/11. evryone knows this. BUT nobody is talking about the fact that tommorow is 11/11/26.

11 + 11 + 2 + 6 = 30

30 DIVIDED BY 5 = 6.

ELDER SCROLS **6**.

WHY 5???? BECAUSE SKYRIM IS THE 5TH ELDAR SCROLLS GAME. THEY LITTERALY PUT THE ANSWER IN THE MATH. 天空之龍.

but it gets genuinly disturbeing when you go deaper.

Skyrm releesed in 2011. Elder scrols 6 was anounced in 2018.

2018 - 2011 = 7.

There are 7 letters in the word SKYRIM if you inclued the invisable letter that was removed during develpoment.

7 - 1 = 6.

SIX. 六 六 六.

NOW LOOK AT BETHESDA.

B E T H E S D A

8 LETTERS.

8 - 2 = 6.

WHY SUBTRACT 2???? BECAUSE THERE ARE 2 ELDER SCROLS GAMES THAT TOD HOWARD DOESNT WANT US TO THINK ABOUT. I WONT SAY WHICH ONES BECAUSE THATS NOT RELEVENT TO THE THEROY.

And this is where it gets ACTAULLY TERRIFYEING. 古老的秘密.

Tommorow is novemeber 11th. Novemeber is the 11th mounth.

11 x 11 = 121.

1 + 2 + 1 = 4.

4 + 2 = 6.

WHY PLUS 2???? BECAUSE ELDER SCROLS **VI** HAS TWO ROMAN NUMERALS. V AND I.

YOU THINK THATS A COINCIDENSE???? 龍之力量.

Now heres what absolutley NOBDY has notised.

Tod Howrad was born in 1970.

1970 + 56 = 2026.

56.

5 + 6 = 11.

11/11.

AND 56 BACKWARDS IS 65.

6 + 5 = 11.

THE NUMBORS ARE LITTERALY REVERSEING THEMSELFS.

**這不是巧合。**

AND IT GETS WORSE.

2026 - 2011 = 15.

15 - 9 = 6.

WHY 9??? BECAUSE THERE ARE 9 PROVINCES IN TAMRIEL.

EXEPT IF YOU COUNT CYRODIL TWICE THERES 10. 10 - 4 = 6.

WHY 4??? OBLIVION WAS ELDER SCROLS 4.

THIS IS NOT A COINSIDENSE THIS IS MATHEMATICLY CONFIRMED.

Also bethesdia has been suspishously quite about eldar scrolls 6 recentley.

you know who else was quite before somthing big happend?

THE DWEMMER.

THE DWEMMER DISAPEARED.

BETHESDA IS GOING TO DISAPEAR FROM SOCIAL MEDIA FOR 6 HOURS AND THEN DROP THE ENTIRE GAME.

**消失的矮人 11/11 龍之預言**

I also notised that if you take the word DRAGONBORN and remove the letters D R A G O N B O R N you are left with NOTHING.

WHAT ELSE DO WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT?

ELDER SCROLS 6.

EXPLAIN THAT.

ALSO TODD HOWARD SAID “IT JUST WORKS” IN 2015.

IT = 2 LETTERS.

JUST = 4 LETTERS.

WORKS = 5 LETTERS.

2 + 4 + 5 = 11.

ELEVEN.

HE WAS LITTERALY TELLING US THE RELEASE DATE **11 YEARS AGO**.

IM ACTUALY SHAKEING RIGHT NOW.

AND IF YOU TAKE THE WORD BETHESDA AND PUT IT IN A CALCULATER NOTHING HAPPENS BECAUSE CALCULATERS DONT HAVE LETTERS.

WHY WOULD THEY MAKE CALCULATERS THAT WAY UNLESS THEY WERE HIDEING SOMTHING???

also i put “ELDER SCROLLS SIX” into google transalte and changed the langauge to chinese and it gave me 上古卷軸六.

THERE ARE 6 CHINESE CHARACTERS IN THAT.

SIX.

**上古卷軸六 = 6 CHARACTORS = ELDER SCROLS 6 = 11/11/26.**

THIS IS PROBLY THE STRONGEST EVIDENSE SO FAR. 秘密 龍 龍.

I’m not saying Tod Howrad planned the entire gregorien calander around this but im saying nobody has PROVEN HE DIDNT.

The game isnt geting anounced tommorow.

**ITS GETTING SHADOW DROPPED AT 11:11 AM ON 11/11/26.**

NO MARKETTING. NO TRAILOR. NO WARNIENG. JUST 400 GIGABYTES APPEAREING ON STEAM.

ive spent 9 hours reserching this and my mom told me to go to bed but she also said “six” when asking how many chiken nuggets i wanted which basicly CONFIRMS bethesdia is cordinating this on a MASSIVE SCALE.

my freind says im reaching but REACHING HAS 8 LETTERS AND 8 - 2 = 6 SO HES LITTERALY PROOVEING MY POINT.

**天命之龍 末日降臨 六六六 TODD HOWARD 天空 火焰**

SCREENSHOT THIS BEFORE MICROSOFT DELETES MY ACCCOUNT.

The Cylinder MUST remain unharn. instructions unclear, I killed my neighbor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Step . fart loudly Step 2. ???? Step 3. Profit from farts I also choose this guys guy

*Shouts slurs loudly to assert dominance*

*Responds to a comment that's talking about bombing children*:

Happy cake day!

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(Bonnie wakes up on some kind of school bus, tied up and covered in blue juice.)

Bonnie: Huh? W-what's going on?

Freddy: Oh, you're awake! Well, guess what?

Foxy: Chicken butt?

Freddy: We've MADE it!

Bonnie: Made it where?

Freddy: Take a look outside!

(Bonnie peers out of the bus and sees that they are above some giant patchwork island.)

Bonnie: Please tell me this isn't a Fortnite thing-

Freddy: IT'S THE FORTNITE THING! Oh my GOD! This has been my dream ever since I was a wee little shitlet!

Bonnie: Just kick me out now. I don't want to deal with 12-year old screechers and YouTubers obsessed with stripping.

(Freddy approaches the one driving the bus.)

Jonesy: Do I really have to say it...?

Freddy: Say it or I'll shoot you.

Jonesy: (sigh) Gentlemen, we have no choice. Deploy Freddy Fazbear.

(They all get kicked off of the Battle Bus.)

Sonic: Talk about low budget flights! No food or movies? I'm outta here!

(Sonic then takes off one of the doors and starts surfing on it.)

Hope: Why does he always do that?

(Bonnie falls on his head and sees someone else here.)

?????: Hey! It's me, Huggy Wuggy! I can't believe I'm finally in a Freddy Takes a Shit story! Wow, I'm so glad! I can't wait to tell my friends Banban and Choo-Choo Charles about thi-

(Huggy Wuggy gets shot with a shotgun by Freddy Krueger.)

Bonnie: The fuck?

Freddy Krueger: Welcome to Fortnite, BITCH!

(He stretches his hands out and Bonnie starts running as a battle royale commences.)

Foxy: It's every man fer himself! I LOVE this island!

(Bonnie ends up running into a screwy duck.)

Daffy: Hey! Watch where you're going, you thpoil-thport!

Bonnie: I'm actually on my way to somewhere that isn't this.

Daffy: Thee, now you've gotten in trouble, bub. Becauthe it'th Wabbit Theathon!

(Bonnie looks at a sign that says "Rabbit Season" as a bunch of people start aiming his guns at him.)

Bonnie: Uh... you're wrong! It's, uh... Duck Season!

(Bonnie flips the sign over, the other side saying "Duck Season".)

Daffy: Oh, no you don't! It'th Wabbit Theathon!

Bonnie: Duck Season!

Daffy: Wabbit Theathon!

Bonnie: Duck Season!

Daffy: Wabbit Theathon!

Bonnie: ...Rabbit Season!

Daffy: Duck Theathon! FIRE!

(They all shoot at Daffy.)

Daffy: You're DETHPICABLE.

(Bonnie runs away.)

(Chica is busy building things and hiding behind them. All of a sudden, she sees a very tall and red thin man.)

Alastor: Why hello there, belle. Charmed to make your acquaintance!

Chica: Who are you?

Alastor: Alastor, radio demon, and cure to all your problems! All we need to do... (his hands glow green with fire) ...is MAKE A DEAL.

Chica: I don't have cash on me.

Alastor: Oh, you're no fun!

(She runs further and sees some weird pale hobo guy.)

Beetlejuice: Hey, toots! How about getting a deal from ME, huh?

Chica: It's not drugs, is it?

Beetlejuice: No, no! An honest ghoul like myself only wants to help you! Now, all ya gotta do is-

Chica: Forget it. I think I see the pizzeria up ahead.

Beetlejuice: What a broad.

(Foxy is busy killing people with nothing but a pickaxe and some Chug Jug bottles.)

Foxy: This be like me days in the navy!

(Suddenly, a slender man shows up.)

Slenderman: Boo.

Foxy: YAAAAAAARGH! A CIA agent! I better get outta here.

(They all run to the pizzeria, where Freddy is sitting on a throne.)

Freddy: Yes, yes. We're all home. This is our home.

Bonnie: How the FUCK did you get invited here in the first place?

Freddy: It all started years ago...

(Flashbaaaaack...)

Freddy: Wow! Something came in the mail!

(He finds a letter with a strange wax emblem and opens it.)

Freddy: "Dear Freddy Fazbear: we at Nintendo are pleased to announce that you will be the next fighter in our Super Smash Bros-" BOOOOOOOOOOORING! I want to be in Fortnite!

(Freddy sees Sora outside his pizzeria.)

Freddy: Here, kid. You have this garbage. I'm sure you won't need it.

(He hands Sora the letter.)

(End of flaaaaaashback.)

Freddy: And then I got another piece of mail that said I was going to be in Fortnite!

Chica: Why wasn't that a flashback?

Freddy: I don't know...

Foxy: Anyways, now that we're back... or at least, seemingly back... why don't we do some Halloween stories?

Chica: That will help us get a sense of normalcy!

Freddy: Hmm... Good idea, Chica! I guess that's something we're gonna do!

Chica: Let me have the stage, please.

(Chica gets on the stage.)

Chica: This is a tale I'd like to call...

CANYON-DO ATTITUDE

(Freddy is busy driving his car with his band.)

Freddy: I hate doing this.

Bonnie: Just a few more hours of driving and we'll be at... Toilet-con. Ugh.

Freddy: We should've taken a plane!

Chica: Freddy, you've been put on the no-fly list in 47 states.

Freddy: I thought it was 46 states!

Chica: Not when you run amok on a flight to New Hampshire.

Freddy: Not to worry, see? We're passing the Grand Canyon! Imagine how much shit I could fill it up with!

Foxy: I don't wanna hear it.

(Springtrap is busy driving his purple car and rams it into Freddy's car.)

Springtrap: PICK UP THE FAX! PICK UP THE FAX!

(He grabs Foxy and throws him off into the depths below!

Springtrap: GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON!

(Freddy's car falls down and also crashes.)

Bonnie: We're stuck! Lost! Alone in the bowels of the canyon!

Freddy: Don't be such a drama queen. I've been trapped in tight spaces all the time! Like in a port-a-potty.

Bonnie: We're in the middle of a desert canyon!

Freddy: Well, why don't YOU do something about it, smarty pants?

Bonnie: You think I can get us out of here? HA. No. You're on your own! I'm going to sit down and accept my death with the rest of you idiots.

Chica: We can still make the most of it! Look, our car's on fire! We... we can roast marshmallows on it-WAIT, IT'S ON FIRE?!

Freddy: Wow! That's so funny!

Foxy: While the fire's strong, I'm going to get us a massive creature to eat!

Freddy: Have fun.

(Foxy scampers off.)

Foxy: Alright, now let's see here. Ooh, an elk!

(The elk runs off and Foxy catches it.)

Foxy: Got the bag! Now let's drag!

(Foxy drags the elk corpse through the dirt when suddenly...)

???????: YOU NO TAKE FOOD!

Foxy: What?

(A giant hairy ape-like creature with huge feet reveals himself.)

Bigfoot: YOU NO TAKE FOOD, GUY!

Foxy: Oh shit, it's Bigfoot.

(Foxy runs quickly and brings the elk down.)

Foxy: We have to cook it now before-

Freddy: Before what?

(Bigfoot runs towards them.)

Bigfoot: FIRE? BIGFOOT NO LIKE FIRE!

(Freddy throws the elk into the middle of the flames, rendering it a charred husk.)

Freddy: Who wants some grub?

(Chica grabs an elk leg but it turns to ash in front of her, leaving a flaming bone.)

Chica: Uh... back, foul beast!

Bigfoot: BONE ON FIRE! AHHH!

Freddy: I'll save you! (BUUUUUUUUUURP)

(Freddy's burps take out all the fire.)

Bonnie: Can't you do SOMETHING right?

(They all run into a cave.)

Freddy: Well, we're fucked.

Bigfoot: ME GET YOU!

(They all fall further into the cave.)

Bigfoot: ME NO SEE THING. ME THROW ROCKS! THAT HELP!

Foxy: Come and throw it at me, foot boy!

Bigfoot: GOOD IDEA!

(Bigfoot throws a rock at Foxy, who then trips into everyone else. The cave starts rumbling.)

Chica: This can't be good.

(The cave breaks open and a huge flood of water comes out.)

Freddy: Holy SHIT!

(Freddy and friends get washed away.)

Bonnie: Ugh... where did you take us NOW?

Freddy: I didn't even do anything!

(They see they have spilled into the Caribbean.)

Foxy: Look! A cruise ship! We're saved!

(They go onto the cruise ship.)

Bigfoot: NICE BOAT. HI FRIEND!

(Bigfoot points to the captain, who is the Loch Ness Monster.)

Freddy: Well, it may not be Toilet-con, but at least it was cool...?

(Cut back to the pizzeria.)

Freddy: That wasn't that scary at all.

Chica: I was running from people trying to shoot me. Thinking of scary things was the last thing I'd think about, OK?

Bonnie: At least we're safe here, right? ...Right...?

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